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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
414 Views


in a soup, pal?

Not already landed but

Kishan is about to!

I have sent Bobby after him.

But, he's an upright guy.

No matter how upright

a person may be...

seeing a bombshell like Bobby

is sure to make him falter.

Very true!

Bobby has taken him out shopping.

- You are a first rate scoundrel.

What are you scared for? I'm not

going to fleece you like your wife.

I'm tired.

- Oh come on! Let's check out there.

May I buy a necklace?

How's this?

- Nice.

Put it on me.

What's wrong, sis?

- I think I saw Kishan with some girl.

You go a bit overboard with this

habit of suspecting him.

You always feel that he is with

some or the other girl.

It's not an imagination.

I actually saw him.

Hello! Sunrise Publications!

Sunny, it's me.

Me? Who?

- It's me! Kishan!

Sir, your voice sounds so different.

Sunny, transfer my cabin phone

to my mobile.

Why do you worry, sir?

I'm here to take messages for you.

And I will finish you off! Transfer

the line immediately or else...

I will get you transferred.

- Okay, sir.

What are you doing?

- I'm calling up at his office.

Office?

Where are you, Kishan?

In Paris. About to jump down

from the Eiffel Tower.

Why do you say so?

- What else should I do?

Where have you called up?

At the office, isn't it?

Where else would I be other

than the office?

Hey! Sunny, just get my files please.

Tell me what is it? I've a lot of work.

- Nothing.

I just called up as I was missing you.

You are unnecessarily getting upset.

Where is he?

- In office.

What happened?

Why are you so scared?

Where the heck have you brought me?

My wife is here.

I was wondering what made you vanish.

- Rather, I am going to vanish now.

If she spots me with you,

this shopping centre...

is going to vanish just like the WTC.

Sorry. Bye.

- Hey!

God knows when I'll get a chance

to earn 200,000!

What happened?

It's his car.

- Yes, it's Kishan's car.

But why is it here?

- That means he lied to me.

I'm doomed. O Bhagwan (God), save me!

Did you call me? What's it?

You?

- Yes. My name is Bhagwan.

You called me, didn't you?

What is it?

No, not you.

I was remembering the Almighty!

Ok. It's fine then.

Yes, Kaajal.

- Are you still in the office, Kishan?

Come here and see for yourself.

- No. I just need your car.

It's parked outside the City Centre.

- Why?

I went there for shopping, love.

The car broke down. And the

driver is on his way there.

Tell me where to send him.

- I too had come to the City Centre.

Spotted your car,

so just enquired about it.

You suspect me so much.

What would Pooja think?

No, I am not suspecting...

How do you know Pooja is with me?

- You are so naive.

Have you ever been out for shopping

alone? I just made a guess.

I will hang up now.

- Kiss me first.

I'm disconnecting the line. Bye.

- Bye.

O' God!

My landlady threw my belongings

out of the house.

She threw me out of the house.

That crazy female spread

the word that...

I am committing suicide for

some girl named Champa.

Who is this Champa?

Laugh as much as you want.

But tell me where I will stay now.

She has rendered me homeless.

Don't worry. Stay there.

There? Outside?

- Not outside. Come here.

In my guesthouse.

It's locked since many years.

Here are the keys.

Is this house mine?

- Just to live in it.

Your favours are piling up on me.

How can I ever repay them?

Don't worry about that, Sunny.

I will take it back with interest,

as and when needed.

I am ready to lay my life for you,

brother! Kill me if I object.

Do that later. Get that house cleaned

first. It is infested with mice.

I'll take care of the mice, sister.

But I dread that pest of a girl.

See, I am already hiccupping.

She is definitely plotting

something for me.

Sanjana, look there. Champa's lover.

I think he has changed his mind.

No, in order to deceive others,

such people act happy.

But they continue to suffer from

within. C'mon girls, let's go.

Yes please?

- Do you have rat-poison?

Here's your rat-poison.

- Thank you!

Give me Dettol as well.

- Dettol Soap too?!

Dettol? Even in soap he's

searching for death.

Can't he buy a 'Lifebuoy'?

But why is he buying a rope?

To kill himself with the rope

if the rat-poison deceives him.

Thank you. Do keep coming.

Peep in from there.

Try to see what he's doing here?

Hey, he's climbing on the chair.

He's hanging the rope. O' my God!

- What happened?

He's preparing to kill himself.

- Preparing to kill himself?

Hey, open the door...

- Open the door.

What should we do now?

Go and call the neighbours.

Shout! He's trying to kill himself.

Wait. Stop! Open the door!

What are you doing?

- What are you trying to do?

Who are you all?

- We are your neighbours.

Why have you barged inside my house?

- Tell me what is bothering you?

I am like a mother to you.

Life is an invaluable gift of God.

Don't waste it like this.

Trust my experience. Those who commit

suicide repent it bitterly after death.

Yes, son. Look at me, I still want

to live for another 75 years.

And you've given up to the challenges

of life at such a young age?

Face them bravely.

- Yes, face them bravely.

She's the one who told you everything,

didn't she?

Yes, this innocent girl

saved your life.

What do you want, after all?

I just want to know whether you are

still to consume the rat-poison...

or have you already done it?

Listen, you'll have

to promise me that...

you will never contemplate

suicide henceforth

No, I'll never think about it.

But, I want to kill someone.

- Murder?

What weapon should I use?

- Those doe-horns behind you...

anyone would die if

you shove it in him.

But whom do you want to kill?

- You!

Wait... where are you running to?

I'll kill you and go to jail!

Stop there!

I'm not sparing you.

I've caught you...

where will you escape now?

Have you gone crazy?

- No!

I have rather come to

my senses now.

You have maligned me in front

of the whole world.

Wherever I go,

people start pitying me.

They say that I am the poor guy

who wants to commit suicide.

And people will keep visiting me

just to check whether...

I am dead or still alive.

I want the world to help me

keeping a tab on you.

I am just wishing good for you.

Speak up, will you wish well for

me ever again?

Till my last breath.

Why?

Why?

Because in today's world, the moment a

person's girlfriend is dead...

he is in another girl's arms

in no time.

And here you are...

who wants to give up his

life for Champa's love?

Champa... Champa...

Just see you get so deeply affected

by the mere mention of her name.

Where does one find such

a beloved these days?

Tell me, won't someone fall

in love with...

a person who believes so much in love?

I love you.

"In love!"

"In love!"

"In love!"

"What has this love done to me?"

"Something seems to be impending..."

"...something has already happened!"

"My love, you are the goal of

my lovelorn heart."

"It doesn't rest in peace without you."

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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