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your predictions from him?

Then we will come to know whether

he's genuine or a fraud.

Of course, why not?

Come, let's try our luck.

Just wait and see! The reality

will be out any moment.

Raja, tell me this generous

gentleman's card number.

Number One.

- Number one? Aha!

His heart complies with his

innocent face!

What makes you take birth in this

dark age?

You are really fortunate, sister,

that you've got...

...a saint for a husband in these

wretched times.

And my prediction is that this

man has never...

...laid his eyes on another woman

and will never do it.

He's taken you as his wife for all

your future births.

You are really blessed!

Did you hear that? Did you?

Kaajal...

Kaajal... Pooja...

Don't cry, Kaajal.

Whatever, you had to speak about

me you did it for him...

Your parrot, I'll...

Not the parrot but the money speaks,

my friend...

Money...!?

Come here...

I have been trying hard to make

you understand but in vain.

What is the most important thing

that God has given us?

Brains. And why?

To use it to our advantage... to lie...

To have a few girlfriends on the sly.

Few? I don't have even one and yet

she has tried to commit suicide twice.

If I did have one then...

- Nothing will happen.

I'll explain you the logic.

A man is a very sensitive creature...

...and that's why whenever

he has an extra-marital affair...

...he feels guilty and showers

his wife with love...

...making the wife think that

her husband loves her a lot.

And when he doesn't have an affair,

he comes home, exhausted.

Quietly he slips into his pyjamas,

eats his dinner,

watches television, fights

and goes off to sleep.

And that's when a wife

starts suspecting that...

her husband is having an affair.

Why are you thinking so much?

Do as I say and you will find Kaajal

happy just as Pooja is.

And that's my guarantee!

I have just given you the idea and see

the result are evident.

That's nice.

- Isn't it? Then it's fun from now on.

What is going on, Kaajal!

Wipe your tears.

I can't see you like this.

Okay, fine...

everything will be alright.

Tonight, I am taking him for dinner

with me. So he'll be late.

Why should I worry

when you are around?

But make him understand.

Teach him something.

Make him just like you, Prem!

- Did you hear that?

Be ready tonight.

- Where are you taking me?

Just come along.

"Hi gorgeous!"

"A few lost their fortunes!"

"A few their beats!"

"Yet others lost their lives!"

"While the rest lost

their whole worlds!"

"A few lost their fortunes and beats!"

"Yet other lost their lives and

their worlds!

"The whole of country was robbed!"

"The lane of love has a - No Entry!"

"They all get my charms..."

"those who come across me"

"They go crazy..."

"dreaming about me"

"My eyes are intoxicating,

my nuances, sensuous"

"Anyone who sees me,

falls for me"

"The lane of love has a - No Entry!"

"My sweetheart, O' my sweetie pie!"

"Just listen to me, buttercups!"

"Let's enjoy this spring of love!"

"Let's trap the whole country!"

"The lane of love should now have a

- Yes Entry!"

"Getting love-struck is said

to be essential, my love!"

"All stories are incomplete

without love, sweetheart!"

"Meeting on the sly and exchanging

sweet-nothings..."

"...is something everyone should

try at least once!"

"The lane of love should now have a

- Yes Entry!"

How come you are boozing tonight?

My wife is at his house and so I have

a chance to get knocked out, today.

Kishan! This is Bobby.

This is a club and not a temple.

Here, you meet like this.

Kishan! Don't let her go.

Prem, ask her to let go of me.

- No...

Didn't you like it?

I like the perfume...

- What? Bobby...

You liked only the perfume?

Prem, Kaajal must be waiting for me.

Allow me to go now.

Nice meeting you. Bye!

Don't look at him, he's a married man.

He loves his wife very much!

- Is that so?

I'll pay you two hundred thousand

if you can to corrupt him.

Two hundred thousand? Bet?

- Yes!

Consider yourself having lost it!

Bobby, come here.

- Coming.

Hey wait...

Okay, bye...

Prem...

Prem, what kind of a trap are

you setting that poor guy in?

He's not a poor guy. He clicks

my objectionable photographs!

Just let me get something against him

and I won't spare him.

You know, what the ladies were saying?

- What?

They were saying, that we have been

celebrating 'Janmashtmi'

...for so many years now. Very soon we

will be blessed with a child like him.

Be positive! Surely and very

soon we will have one!

What fragrance is this?

Well... it's a perfume...

- Even I know that?

But this is some new one...

not the regular one.

Very true... One of Prem's

friends had put it on me.

He has a perfume store.

I resisted a lot but he had his way.

So, what's the problem?

- Problem?

It's a nice one. You should use it.

- Is that so?

I'll bring some sweets for you.

What is this, Lord? Everyday,

my truths get me a solid bashing.

And my first lie in life earns

me sweets!?

It's not difficult to fool the wives.

Should I step in the 'No Entry' zone,

just like Prem?

No, no... it's not good

to deceive one's wife.

But I surely liked what happened today.

What did you like?

- Everything?

Isn't Pooja at home?

She's gone home...

- What?

She asked me to go to her

place tomorrow...

from where we will go to visit the

temple.

Prem won't be spared today. He will

reach home drunk to find Pooja there!

Let me relish the sweets on this!

You had a drink?

Don't ask my whether I had it.

Ask me why I had it.

Why?

That's because one of our employees

tried molesting a female staff member.

He misbehaved with her.

When I asked him the reason of his

behaviour...

he said that she appeared to be his

wife to him in his inebriated state.

So, I gave him a tight slap.

Sobbing, he started saying that since

I am a gentleman...

who has never had a drink,

I would never come to know...

...that every woman appears to

be one's wife, when one is drunk.

So, I immediately bought one

bottle and drank it all.

You drank one whole bottle?

Just because he had a full bottle,

I did the same.

Then?

Then I asked the staff girls

to stand in a line.

And then I recognised them

by their respective names.

None of them appeared me to be

my wife among them.

So, I called him and said that when

I couldn't see my wife in them...

how could he?

He kept quiet and others were stunned.

I thrashed him,

caught him by his hair...

and said, 'You are maligning the

spirit of liquor.'

'Have you ever treated

your mother or...

sister as you wife in

an inebriated state?

I pushed him and

sacked him then and there.

Did I do something wrong?

You've never wronged anyone.

I know... I know,

your husband is very strong.

O Lord! Make Pooja my wife

in all my births!

Hey! Prem, you seem to be very

happy today.

Whenever my scoundrel friends land

in a soup, it gives me great joy.

Which friend of yours has landed

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