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Didn't you like the pose?

Here is another one!

Click, man! Don't waste time.

Very good! This one too!

When will I get the photographs?

- In the evening.

But not you, your wife will get them.

Why? Why my wife?

- Well... he wants it that way.

Hey! You are my friend!

The photos are mine!

And you will give them to my wife!

What kind of a friend are you?

A true friend! And I can do anything

to bring him on the right path.

Kishan... I can't really understand.

Am I treading the wrong path?

Aren't you?

You have such a good and trusting wife.

And here you are with another girl!

Isn't this wrong?

What's wrong with it!

Didn't you have a 'Maruti 800' before?

So what?

- You bought a 'Zen' after that.

Then, an 'Opel' and a 'Lancer'.

And you own a 'Mercedes Benz'

today, pal!

I do. But what do you want to say?

All that I want to ask is the reason

why you changed so many cars?

Well, driving the same car

can be so boring.

And one needs to change an old car,

isn't it?

Right! And the wife?

You changed 7 cars in the last 7 years!

But you still have the same wife!

Are you crazy? Does one change his wife

like he changes his car?

Hey, you're right! We are upright guys

and that's why we don't change wives.

But is it some sin to board

another car for a while?

Pooja will answer this question for

you when she gets these pictures!

Officer! Please come here.

Please inform them about the gravity

of the crime of clicking pictures...

...in such a high-security area.

- What are you doing?

Sir, we were just clicking

our friend's pictures.

Just for fun, sir!

- Are they your friends?

They are. But I cannot vouch

for any of them.

I don't want to get into any trouble

if a plane gets hijacked.

Come with me.

- No, officer, just have a look.

There is no roll in it.

We were just joking.

There is no roll? You were joking!

- Yes, we were joking.

It is fine then. In that case,

I can vouch for them. Thank you.

I knew it, brother that...

you can never click such

objectionable pictures of mine.

One day, I will not only do it, Prem,

I will also publish them...

...on the front-page of my newspaper!

Just like P. K. Gupta!

What is this?

What is this?

- It's a photograph.

Whose is it?

- Mine.

It's yours! And who is with you?

She is a girl.

- A girl! What is she to you?

No one.

- No one?

Then what are you doing with her?

What am I doing? Just dancing!

Only in the picture not in reality!

I am your wife and am not

'the public' to be fooled so easily!

Honestly, this is a conspiracy of

the opposition to defame me.

Listen carefully! I will kill you

and myself become a widow...

if ever I see you dancing in a

photograph even.

That journalist really messed up

P. K. Gupta's life.

This suicide case is going to kill me.

I haven't written a single line

in the past half an hour...

and this news needs to go in

tomorrow's newspaper.

Did he throw it for you?

I wish it is for me.

C'mon, read it fast.

Let's see what's written.

I can't live without you.

Wherever you are,

I want to be there with you.

I am leaving this world for you.

Everything will be done.

Have this tea first.

He's contemplating suicide.

He's so cute.

Losing in love makes a person

so lifeless!

Even the tea tastes bitter to him.

Add some sugar, at least.

- Yeah, sure.

Sanjana, such a handsome guy and

he wants to commit suicide?

And that too for his dead girl-friend.

We should save him.

Hey, where has he disappeared?

C'mon, girls.

Hey mister, where's your friend?

- At the suicide point.

Suicide point and you didn't even

bother to stop him?

Well he's my friend and he's doing

a good job. Why should I stop him?

You are his friend?

You should be ashamed of yourself...

stupid. C'mon girls, follow me.

Wow! What a place!

How can people commit

suicide from here?

'Champa, because I couldn't

embrace you... '

'I am embracing death! Your Champak! '

How stupid!

What must he have said before dying?

He must have definitely taken his

girl-friend's name.

Champa...!!!

I am coming!!!

It's his bike.

- Sanjana, he's there.

Champa...!!!

Hey, stop.

- Wait...

Hey stop... wait, what...

No, wait... stop what are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

Hello, scoot from here.

- Scoot, but why?

Who are you?

- That doesn't matter.

I won't let you do what you have

come here for.

Why won't you let me?

Do you own this Suicide Point?

This is a public property and

I'll do as I wish.

So you won't relent?

- No!

C'mon, get hold of him.

Help... help...

Pull me up...

How will we pull him up,

we are not equipped.

Hey, what are you doing?

I can't let a cute guy die like this.

That's why I am taking off my skirt...

you also take off you pants.

You take off yours too. We'll turn it

into a makeshift rope and pull him up.

My hands are slipping.

Pull me out of here.

Hey, he's slipping. C'mon, be quick.

Seems, they've gone from here.

Is someone else there?

I am not here.

Pull me up.

Hold it and come up.

Pull him up...

'Get out of here, Sunny! They've

got another weapon to kill you.'

That's a nice style of expressing

gratitude!

Hey, he's going.

Fast, note down his bike number.

- But why?

We'll inform his family that...

he wants to commit suicide.

Then it's upto him and his family.

01-222. BA-01-222.

I'll tell you about your past

and your future...

I'll tell you everything.

I'll make predictions about your

destiny, you handsome couple.

Let's ask him,

when will we have our kid?

Kaajal, the world has reached the moon

and you want to ask this parrot?

Okay, we'll ask him. Come...

Come and get your predictions,

handsome couple.

Tell me first, which parrot is going

to make the predictions?

The parrot will point the card and

I'll make the predictions.

Raja, tell me the number of this

gentleman.

Number two.

- Number two! Aha!

Brother, you are so fortunate.

You are twice blessed.

You've two houses?

- Yes!

You've two offices?

- Yes!

You've got two cars?

- Of course!

And two wives?

- 100%

What?

Hey, what crap are you talking?

It's not crap. I am just reading

what's written here.

Now, I know why

you were making excuses?

Please tell us some more.

He's got a child from

his second marriage.

Child?

- Hey!

Kaajal, don't cry.

I don't have any child.

Kaajal, he's...

- Daddy...

Daddy...

- He's not my kid, Kaajal!

I swear on you,

I don't even know him, Kaajal.

Then why is he coming

running towards you?

Daddy... daddy, I want a balloon.

You want a balloon, come we'll

buy it for you.

Mister, keep you child in control,

he almost got me killed.

Spoilt my entire mood!

Did you see that, Kaajal...

he's not my...

The kid may not be yours

but you do have a second wife.

Kaajal, listen to me...

- I know you very well.

Listen to me, Kaajal! He's a fraud.

Kaajal, why are you crying?

- What to say?

Today being a Sunday I thought to

take Kaajal out...

...but that astrologer...

Hey, why don't we ask him, let us get

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