No Problem Page #12

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
272 Views


Your brother is dead.

For the sake of the diamonds..

..you toId them to kiII us.

Keep your diamonds with you.

No, Raj.

Brother-in-Iaw didn't say that.

She is right. Marcos wanted to kiII

me for the diamonds. - No. Sophie.

That scoundreI was

instigating you against me..

..that's why I

instigated his men against him.

HaIf the diamonds that are

there with them are worth miIIions.

But not more precious than you.

They've got diamonds

worth miIIions.

Dying canceIIed.

Come on, give the diamonds.

Hey, I'II kiII you if

you touch the diamonds.

You'II kiII me if

your hands are free.

Come on.

- Hey.

Boss, don't Iet him

check your back-pocket.

Hey, shut up!

- Thank you. One minute. - Hey!

Money is an eviI thing.

Look, if you come ahead..

I'II kick you.

You wiII go ten feet down. Got it?

You'II kick me away but

this ceiIing wiII faII on you.

Thank you.

Why you..

Brother, don't Iet him go.

Don't worry.

We won't spare him.

HoId it. I'm coming. -

I'II hoId it. You go.

HoId on.

Grandpa.

- Dad.

Save me. Save me.

Beat him. Beat him.

What are you staring at?

HeIp us up or eIse we'II die.

If we come there we'II die too.

Are Sardars afraid of dying?

He's absoIuteIy right.

'Jo BoIe So NihaaI' (What

you utter, shaII be fuIfiIIed).

'Sat Sri AkaaI'

(EternaI is the Lord).

'Jo BoIe So NihaaI' (What

you utter, shaII be fuIfiIIed).

'Sat Sri AkaaI'

(EternaI is the Lord).

Father, why are you hanging here?

Stay quiet. Don't take a hasty

decision. Think with a cooI head.

Hey, idiot, catch me.

ReIax. ReIax or I'II hit you.

What sort of a boss we have got?

Don't move.

You too.

Give me the diamonds, come on.

Papa. We've got the diamonds.

Hey, you fooI.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Throw it.

Throw it.

Throw it.

I've got them.

Marcos. I've heard that

there's a reward on your head.

Boss, don't teII him.

Son.

- Papa, run.

Shoot them.

Marcous.

Why you..

It's the same one. -

It's the same one.

Thank you.

No probIem.

Raj.

Catch it.

Give it here.

Pick it up.

Pick it up.

UncIe.

OId man.

Give me. Give me.

Tuktuk. Hey!

Come on.

Listen, you fooI.

'Lassi' is just 'Iassi' after aII.

And 'wassi' is our Iove.

You make fun of us.

I know, I know.

You're aII very honest.

I was onIy instigating aII

of you so that you kiII me.

But why do you want to die?

What shouId I stay aIive for?

My famiIy was crushed

under a tanker in Rajapatti.

I had their photo.

Just a minute. Just a minute.

You said that your

famiIy was in Afghanistan.

Yes, but he said Iraq to us.

Where is your famiIy?

Your famiIy, my famiIy..

Doesn't humanity have any famiIy?

No matter who dies in

any corner of the worId..

..but it's humanity

that's murdered after aII.

That's right.

- That's why I am dying.

But I can Iive. If I

get these diamonds.

But what wiII you do

with the diamonds?

I'II give it to America..

..and teII them to

maintain peace aII over the worId.

You are right. - He shouId get

the diamonds. - That's right.

But, brother,

where are the diamonds?

He has one bag.

Catch him. Catch him.

No.

Diamonds.

The fishes are

swaIIowing the diamonds.

Boss. - Diamonds.

- Boss.

Where are you aII going?

The tank wiII expIode.

The fishes swaIIowed the

diamonds and went into the ocean.

AII the diamonds are gone.

Boss, our diamonds are gone.

The fish have the diamonds now.

Boss, don't cry.

We've Iost the

diamonds and the girI.

No one knows tiII date where

Sophiya went after this incident.

Marcos and his friends got

punished. 440 years prison term.

ZanduIaI came back to his viIIage

and opened a new bank again.

There was aIso a chiId

in his house. Chinese.

Super-cop Arjun Singh

was sent to Port Ridge..

..for poIice training again.

Yash and Raj

started fishing business.

They were sure that they

wouId catch a few fishes..

..which had

swaIIowed their diamonds.

Sound.

RoIIing. - Action.

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

''Everybody say no probIem.''

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

''Everybody say no probIem.''

''We're fiIIed with Iove.

No ProbIem.''

''We Iive carefree. No ProbIem.''

''We win by Iosing. No ProbIem.''

I Iost my heart and

won yours. No probIem.

''Everybody come on Iet's see.''

''Don't worry about anything.''

''Don't waste this fervour.''

''Let's have some romance.''

''Let's dance, Iet's dance.

FiII me in your arms.''

''Let's enjoy Iife.''

''No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem.''

''We'II get out of here.

Whenever we get the opportunity.''

''We're Iike the breeze of air.

You'II never catch us.''

''Come to me, come in my arms.''

''We'II start a new story.

We'II never separate.''

''Everybody come on Iet's see.''

''Don't worry about anything.''

''Don't waste this fervour.''

''Let's dance, Iet's dance.

FiII me in your arms.''

''Let's enjoy Iife.''

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

''No ProbIem. No ProbIem.''

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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