No Problem Page #11

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
269 Views


Just do as I say.

Bring the diamonds here or

eIse they won't spare me and boss.

Did they kiII Arjun?

He got us into this.

He sent us ahead and he went

inside the other buiIding.

He hasn't got here.

He must be hiding

somewhere out of shame.

The coward.

Sister!

- What?

Sister!

- What happened?

PIease stay fine.

- I am fine.

Stay fine. Stay fine.

HeIIo.

- Yes, go ahead.

HeIIo, Yash.

What's wrong with your voice, boss?

Not boss, consider that

it's your father speaking.

I am in troubIe, son.

These peopIe

thrashed your father badIy.

For the first time

someone caIIed me son.

Is it okay if I caII you papa?

Do you speak from your heart, son?

- No, Papa.

I am speaking from my

mouth but I reaIIy mean it.

I suggest you bring

the diamonds quickIy.

Your papa has to go back

to his viIIage, isn't it?

Come on.

- I am coming right away, Papa.

Right away.

Papa.

Idiot! What are you doing?

What did I do?

- What did you do?

You dropped so many

things on my head..

..and now you're

asking what you did.

You banged up my head. - Shut up!

It's a chain and not a thread.

It's a chain.

TeII me where the key is.

With Sofia. - What? - With Sofia.

Sofia?

Hey! Hey! - What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

Cutting the chain! It

can be cut with the axe.

Are you doing it for

the first time? - Yes.

Son, get some practice first.

Hit it, hit it.

Let it be, son.

It's better to remain tied up.

Your father won't

Iook nice without hands.

Papa, Iet me practice some more.

No, son.

Marcos!

See what happened to her? Come on.

Where are you going?

- Where are you going?

I am coming back, Papa.

I'II just get the key and come back.

And papa? - He's

going to get the key.

Something's wrong.

Where is Sofia?

Where is Sofia?

Boss, that taII guy took Sofia.

What?

- He took her away?

But he came to free his papa.

Instead he took the girI away.

See, he deceived us as

weII and notjust you.

Press it. What are

you staring at me for?

Keep pressing it tiII they

don't give us the address.

Keep pressing it.

HeIIo. - Do you want

the girI or the diamonds?

Hey. I thought you came here to

return the rest of the diamonds..

..and free your friends.

I didn't come there

to give the diamonds..

..but to take the

rest of the diamonds.

That's why I abducted your girI.

Where is Sophie?

- What did you say?

It won't make any difference

to you even if I kiII Sophia.

You just need the diamonds.

What are you saying..

- Marcos, you rascaI.

You want to kiII me.

- CooI down.

CooI down, baby.

- I wiII kiII you.

CooI down, baby.

- Take care of her.

Did you hear?

Come with my men and the

diamonds to the 'Dhaba' (Inn).

The deaI wiII be made there.

If you try to act smart..

..then I'II grind your

diamonds into powder.

And you can make bread from it.

Without the vegetabIes.

Yes, boss.

Gather everyone.

But, boss, it can be dangerous..

..to go to the pIace

where he has caIIed us.

I know that.

But today there's a

'Baisaki' festivaI at the 'Dhaba'..

..and there'II be many Sardars.

We'II go there dressed

as a Sardar as weII..

..so that they don't recognize us.

Sardar?

How can I, sister and

Sophie dress Iike a Sardar?

You can do any getup you want.

I'II dress up Iike a Sardar.

But your getup shouId be such that..

..Marcos doesn't recognize you.

Father.

Father, give me one Iast chance.

This time I wiII kiII

five birds with one stone.

Marcos has four accompIices.

Don't be tense.

Don't be tense.

The idea that I have

today cannot faiI.

We'II go there dressed as Sardars.

Ripper - NaveeN @ -=DrC=-

''Standing taII with

a broad chest-chest.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''Standing taII with

a broad chest-chest.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''Standing taII with

a broad chest-chest.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''The Jatt's Iook so majestic.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Their hearts are fiIIed

with Iove, they're the best.''

''Their hearts are fiIIed

with Iove, they're the best.''

''They're a merry bunch,

onIy scared of God.''

''Don't ever try to test them.''

''Don't ever try to test them.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''The Jatt's Iook so majestic.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Shake your waist,

Iook into my eyes, dear.''

''I am fair and you are by my side.

Our hearts wiII connect today.''

''Shake your waist,

Iook into my eyes, dear.''

''I am fair and you are by my side.

Our hearts wiII connect today.''

''They're aIways in a

happy mood aII the time.''

''They're aIways in a

happy mood aII the time.''

''Hit the dance fIoor. And enjoy.''

''From right to the Ieft.''

''From right to the Ieft.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''The Jatt's Iook so majestic.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Standing taII with

a broad chest-chest.''

''Everyone says they're best-best.''

''The Jatt's Iook so majestic.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

''Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.''

Standing taII with a

broad chest-chest.

Everyone says they're best-best.

Boss.

It's him. He's the one

from the raiIway tracks.

Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.

What is he doing here?

Punjabi, the merry Punjabi's.

Brother-in-Iaw, who is he?

- The angeI of death.

Death aIways hovers around him.

Give me a Iast gIass

of 'Lassi' (ButtermiIk).

Brother-in-Iaw, he's

asking for his Iast 'Lassi'.

Raja, get him some

'Lassi-wassi' with extra butter.

Hey, rascaI.

I onIy ordered for

'Lassi' what is 'wassi'?

'Mutton-shatton', 'Murga-surga',

'Chai-shai', Parathe-sharathe'.

You aIways mention two

things but feed onIy one.

ScoundreI, stop taIking nonsense.

Or eIse I swear I wiII kiII you.

What do you say? Let's kiII him?

- Yes, Iet's kiII him.

How can you kiII me? Death

couIdn't kiII me himseIf.

But this time I've made

fooIproof arrangements.

I wiII sureIy die, but aII

of you wiII die with me.

Death is very cIoseby.

CIoseby?

What are you Iooking around for?

It's coming from above.

I have unscrewed aII

the boIts of the ceiIing.

Go. Go to heaven.

HeIp us.

HoId it tight.

Or eIse we'II die.

You aII warded off death again.

But, you won't be abIe to

do it for Iong. - Quiet.

You aIways try to

die wherever we are.

How wiII I go to my viIIage now?

Papa.

- If I die..

Don't say that, Papa.

Your son is stiII aIive.

Son. Why you..

I don't mean anything.

Did you come to save your

papa or to abduct the girI?

If I hadn't done that..

..then Marcos wouId've

kiIIed our entire famiIy.

What famiIy?

- You're my papa.

He isn't my friend

but my younger brother.

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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