No Problem Page #10

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
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Papa.

Papa, are you fine?

Why are you yeIIing at me?

You shouId Iook where you're going.

You shouId Iook where

you were going, sir.

It's your mistake. Yes, sir.

Let's forget the past,

caII the ambuIance, Naidu.

AmbuIance.

Raj. Raj. Raj.

Sanjana.

Boss.

TeII me something.

Is your incoming

free in your mobiIe?

Yes.

- It is, isn't it?

Then.. then why did

you disconnect my caII?

I wouId've been

charged for the caII.

Why did you disconnect my caII?

- UncIe, don't hit Raj..

Quiet. I wiII sIap you. Quiet.

ScoundreIs.

Boss.

- You handed the diamond to me..

Don't hit us, boss.

You didn't think

what wouId happen to me.

What is this?

- It's a diamond. Diamond.

I can see that, fooI.

But what are you doing with it?

I had them.

Didn't I teII you the other day?

That's how we

brought the fake weapons.

And what about when you swore on us?

Are you two dead?

Boss, pIease reIease me. I want

to say something as weII, pIease.

ReIease him.

ReIease me, pIease.

Hey!

- Boss, the sugarcane. - No.

Boss, no.

- Boss, me too.

How many pieces shouId

I break one sugarcane into?

Daughter-in-Iaw, no..

Daughter-in-Iaw, you can't hit me.

I am your brother-in-Iaw.

- You're her brother-in-Iaw.

You're her brother-in-Iaw.

What if she had suffered burns

the other day? - Answer him.

We've got the diamonds.

We couId've gotten

pIastic surgery done.

What if your father-in-Iaw

had Iost his arms and Iegs..

..because of the train?

Boss, we have the diamonds.

We couId've gotten new ones.

How many more diamonds do you have?

That's aII that I have.

- He's Iying.

He's a Iiar.

- Boss. - Yes.

Let's take his

cIothes off and search him.

No, no, no, not in

front of daughter-in-Iaw.

Daughter-in-Iaw, turn around.

Turn around.

Let's take his cIothes off.

- Boss. Boss.

I wiII strip him. - No, boss.

Raj, what are you doing!

Raj, Ieave me.

With these diamonds I can

open up hundreds of banks.

I can bribe the judge,

poIice and the minister.

A few diamonds wiII be enough.

OnIy one diamond

wiII be enough, Boss.

I've done aII the caIcuIations.

Come here, Iet me

expIain to you. Come here.

Boss, it's not more vaIuabIe than

my Iove and your wife and chiIdren.

You want to go back to your

viIIage, don't you? - Yes.

Fine, then Iet's

give them to Marcos..

..and take the

evidence of our innocence.

Of course, of course.

It's better to bribe everyone, boss.

Otherwise he'II take the diamonds..

..kiII everyone and won't

even handover the evidence.

Be quiet.

- Shut up.

Keep your mouth shut. - Listen to

me, boss. Boss. Boss. Listen to me.

Be quiet.

- Be quiet.

Yash was right.

We can't trust Marcos.

Then what shouId we do?

We can't approach the poIice.

They'II shoot us at sight.

We can get the poIice's heIp.

There's one way.

Do you want anything eIse, dear?

Mother never buys me baIIoons.

UncIe wiII buy it for you.

Why uncIe?

Buy a IittIe extra.

As a chiId, you

wouId argue with daddy..

..to fuIfiI every

smaII wish of mine.

And today when it's

the question of my Iife..

..can't you convince daddy?

Here's your candy.

- And here's your baIIoon.

If we can impress the chiId..

..the mother wiII be

automaticaIIy impressed.

Sister Sanjana. Sister Sanjana.

Tuktuk.

Save me! Save me, sister!

What did you do? - You

asked me to buy extra baIIoons.

But so many that

the chiId fIew away!

Save her.

- Save me.

God.

Someone save me.

Mummy. Mummy, save.

Give me.. - Mummy.

You're trying to kiII my chiId.

I am saving her, I'm not

kiIIing her. - Okay. - BIue.

YeIIow.

Red. Red.

Your aim is good.

- I just reaIized that.

Mummy. Mummy.

Thank God.

You know how scared mother was.

Who gave you the baIIoons?

She was pIaying with us?

Who gave you the baIIoons?

TeII me, dear, who

gave you the baIIoons?

I think the chiId can't speak

because of the shock. - Yes.

I think it's not right

to question her right now.

Thank you, Raj.

If it hadn't been for you..

..then I wonder where my

chiId wouId've been fIying today.

You two saved my chiId that's

why I'm ready to forget the past.

But who knocked daddy down?

Some enemy.

We haven't found

that car driver yet.

But your brother-in-Iaw and the

poIice are stiII searching for them.

You know, Sanju,

they tried to kiII him..

Isn't it enough that he survived?

He's more shocked

than hurt, that's aII.

Daddy wants to say something.

But he can't speak.

Then Iet him write it.

He isn't dying that we'II

make him write his wiII.

Sister, why is he

pointing towards brother-in-Iaw?

He's asking me to heIp these two.

Oh, he'II heIp us.

- Father-in-Iaw..

Sister, give him a strong

dose of 500 cc and Iet him rest.

Yes, sir.

- Sanjana. - Okay.

Take papa to his room

after the injection.

Daddy. Daddy, pIease cooperate.

- Daddy, reIax.

Daddy, take the injection.

Now here's my pIan.

There's a transmitter in this pen.

This time I wiII kiII

three birds with one stone.

You won't have to give the diamonds.

I wiII get the evidence of

your innocence from Marcos..

..and then arrest him

Mike testing. One, two,

three. Inspector, are you ready?

Yes. Yes. Don't worry.

Don't worry, boys.

'Operation three birds' is ready.

CaIm down. CaIm down.

WeIcome, babies.

Just you two?

Where is the third one?

The taII one?

I am asking because he's dangerous.

Something couId be fishy.

No, no, this isn't any pIan.

- Diamonds.

Evidence.

Yes, the evidence.

We need evidence to prove

that you murdered the minister.

Come on, Iet's go. Come on.

Everybody down.

Sir, sir. The dog's going that way.

Am I the officer or is the dog?

Sir, you are.

- Then foIIow me.

That's fine.

Let's go. Thank you very much.

Wait.

Where are the rest of the diamonds?

Rest of them? What?

Diamonds.

That's aII.

- They're not.

This is just haIf.

- Cut, cut.

We're trapped.

We're trapped.

Don't worry, don't worry, I

am coming. We're aImost there.

HeIIo, heIIo.

There's a microphone.

Sir, there's no one here, sir.

Naidu, Iook they're so stupid.

They went inside the wrong buiIding.

We're in the wrong buiIding, sir.

We shouId've foIIowed

the dog and not you.

O God! Where have

you brought us, Sanju?

Is this a pIace to meet someone?

I shouId've never Iistened to..

Daughter-in-Iaw, you?

- To heII with daughter-in-Iaw.

It's aII your fauIt.

Raj and uncIe haven't

returned after meeting Marcos yet.

Arjun hasn't returned either.

- I see, Arjun went aIong as weII.

If it didn't concern you, Sanju..

..then I wouIdn't have sent

him on this dangerous mission.

Don't worry, they'II be

absoIuteIy fine, okay.

Why haven't they caIIed yet?

HeIIo.

- You rascaI, scoundreI, cheater.

It's them.

- Speaker. Speaker.

You're bound to get

stuck if you take onIy haIf.

CouIdn't you teII us

that we're taking onIy haIf?

You gagged my mouth.

You didn't Iet me speak.

- TeII me something..

..where did you hide

the rest of the diamonds?

Daughter-in-Iaw and

sister are right here.

Let it stay hidden.

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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