No Problem Page #9

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
272 Views


Hey, man with the cap.

Our boss is a don.

Come on.

- Keep swimming.

Come on, swim.

Boss, we're safe.

Why are you crying if we are safe?

There's a hoIe in the boat.

Hey you, do you want to die?

What shouId I stay aIive for, madam?

CouIdn't you teII us that

there's a hoIe in the boat?

We couId've gone to another boat.

He's crazy, pIug the hoIe.

PIug the hoIe. - Yes, I am crazy.

My entire famiIy was

kiIIed in Iraq, where were you?

But what's our fauIt?

The entire worId knows

whose mistake it is.

But you're cIinging on to him.

Did you ask him why he's

kiIIing peopIe? Now you aII die.

ScoundreI, we won't die yet.

Why you.. - FooI, what's

that heading towards us?

Stop. Stop.

Sign on these papers.

What? What shouId I do?

Sign on these papers, son.

You didn't have to

make papers, Father.

CouId we achieve

anything by shouting tiII date?

And aIso, my heaIth is not weII.

What was the need to

prepare the documents, father?

Anyway, after you I am

going to own everything.

The house, property.. Right, KajaI?

These isn't my wiII.

I am taIking about

your divorce with KajaI.

How couId you say

something I can never even imagine?

If you're the commissioner

then I am an inspector. Senior.

And nobody in this worId can

make me sign against my wiII.

Sign it!

Sign it!

You don't keep a Ioaded gun..

..and consider

yourseIf to be a big hunter.

KajaI. - You can't even hit

one bird with two stones..

..and you try to hit

two birds with one stone.

Grandpa. Mummy is getting a

new kind of fit. - Yes, dear.

Sign it.

- KajaI, KajaI.

What KajaI?

That criminaI

abducted KajaI's sister..

..and you just watched.

- I.. I.. I..

Sign it.

- I'II do it.. I'II do it.

Mistake. It's burnt my mistake.

I am dead.

- Arjun!

Kamini. Kamini. I say

Iet's forget the past.

Past. Past.

You Iike covering up

the past, don't you?

No. No.

- Here.

Here.

Grandpa, pIease save my father.

- Let him die.

He's a pain in the neck.

- Grandpa.

Yash.

These innocent peopIe

got invoIved unnecessariIy.

She's innocent. Isn't

he innocent as weII?

He hasn't harmed anyone.

He just took us home once..

..and then Iost

his house and famiIy.

Just think about his

famiIy's condition without him.

Raj, Iet's make a promise.

If he's kiIIed in an encounter..

..then we'II raise his chiIdren.

- Done.

And what about the wife?

- She'II get married again.

She's smart.

- Quiet, you scoundreIs.

Quiet.

- What happened, UncIe?

Did you hear?

They're saying that

they'II kiII me in an encounter..

..and get my wife remarried.

RascaIs. I curse you.

You think I'II die and

you two wiII survive?

Is it?

Who was it? - BiIIa. Murderer.

- BiIIa.

They're stiII after us.

There's someone upstairs. Come on.

What wiII we do?

- What are we going to do?

Wait, Iet me think.

Hey, you..

Who's there?

- ShouId I throw a hand grenade?

No, no. We've Iaid mines. - Mines.

Whoever steps on it

wiII get bIown up.

Sofia, carefuI.

Oh, God. This scud

missiIe is reaIIy amazing.

ShouId I bIow up

that tank and test it?

No, why are you wasting it?

We've soId one diamond and

bought these arms to kiII Marcos.

You did the right thing.

Otherwise Marcos

wouIdn't have spared us.

He's a dangerous man.

What dangerous?

He's a big baIIoon.

He Iays us on the tracks and

the train comes after him.

He pours petroI on us

and gets burnt himseIf.

That's because of his four fooIish

accompIices. - We are insuIted.

And the fifth one?

- She's a queen.

I've seen Iove in her eyes for me.

- Yes.

On the yacht, she was

making gestures at me secretIy.

Then she's sister-in-Iaw.

- No.

Come on, pick up the weapons.

Be carefuI with the bazooka.

And Iisten don't forget

that we've Iaid the mines.

Boss, they Ieft.

But how wiII we get out?

Marcos.

Run.

FoIIow them, come on. Move it.

Wow, IoveIy.

Let's go inside. Inside.

AII arrangements done.

- Yes, sir.

Why is there such

a big reward on me?

Because you're the boss.

- Boss.

This.. is a poIice station, Raj.

This.. is a poIice

station, come on.

Greetings. - Wow! What a

Iucky poIice station this is?

The opening's tomorrow..

..and the criminaIs

have arrived today.

Where are the rest?

- Right here.

They ran away.

But I didn't run. But I didn't run.

You're tired as weII.

Yes, I am tired. But I didn't run.

I didn't run. And

why shouId I run, sir?

When I haven't done

anything then why shouId I run?

I am innocent, sir.

We'II find out how

innocent you are..

..as soon as we

reach the headquarters.

How is that, sir?

We've got a machine, a Iie detector.

And it can detect

Iies and the truth.

You have such a machine?

- Yes.

Sir, why didn't

you say that earIier?

Sir, I kept running and running.

Sir, take me to that

machine right now. Come, sir.

This machine isn't working.

It's stating wrong as

right and right as wrong.

Repair it quickIy.

Or eIse some honest man wiII

get beaten up by our boss.

Sir.

So, this is the machine.

Sit down.

Sir, this.. - No

disturbance during interrogation.

But, sir, this..

- Shut up.

Or eIse I'II make you sit here.

- Sit down, sit down.

Sir is getting disturbed. Sit down.

HeIIo, heIIo.

What is your name?

- Zandu LaI.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Who is the boss?

Boss, I..

- Right, right, right.

Good. And how Iong have

you been running this gang?

Gang? I run a bank.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Are you a man or a woman?

I..

I am a woman.

- Right. Right. Right.

I had my doubt.

But your machine

is working properIy.

You're being tested

and not the machine.

How many women are you having an

affair with other than your wife?

Other than my wife..

Other than my wife I have

an affair with aII women.

Right. Right. Right.

That means sorrow in the

house and merriment outside.

What is this, sir?

Sugarcane.

SiIent assassin.

- SiIent assassin.

It Ieaves no mark behind

but causes a Iot of pain.

If you..

HeIIo. HeIIo, KajaI darIing.

What?

Tuktuk is missing.

It's been two hours.

She's nowhere to be found.

KajaI..

KajaI, don't worry.

Why are you Iaughing?

An underworId boss.. who

murdered the minister..

..robbed a bank, you

think you can beat him up..

..on grounds of right and wrong.

And your chiIdren

can roam around freeIy.

What do you mean?

I mean.. my chiIdren

have kidnapped your chiId.

Right.

- Look, boss.

I say Iet's forget the past.

- I see.

I just say that.

Don't harm my chiId, pIease.

Your chiId wiII be absoIuteIy safe.

You've reIeased me and

aIso given me a car.

I wiII caII my gang members..

..and inform them to

take your chiId back home.

This boss is just..

- Why did you disconnect it.

He'II be safe in the poIice station.

I toId them.

- But, sir, you didn't say anything.

I am the boss, I taIk in codes.

''I Iove my heart..''

HeIIo, KajaI.

Don't worry, KajaI.

Tuktuk wiII come home soon.

What? She's at home.

She's at home. - ReaIIy?

- Yes, Naidu.

Kaja, I..

Zandu LaI.

You fooIed me?

Move aside.

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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