No Problem Page #8

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
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And what wiII you

do by staying aIive?

Even if you survive today tomorrow

you'II be kiIIed by a buIIet.

Or bIown up by a bomb day after.

So it's better that

you die peacefuIIy today.

Right, right. - That's correct.

- It's a nice deaI.

Goodbye.

What now?

If it's a sIow train,

we'II be minced sIowIy.

And if it's a fast train..

then we'II become mincemeat.

Come on. Come on.

No, no!

No. - Come on.

ReIease us. - ReIease us.

He wants to die.

- No!

Which track are you running it on?

I haven't done anything..

- Stop the..

You saved me again.

You know if I come up there,

I'II ask many questions.

Idiots.

What the heII are you doing?

No.

That's fate.

Who wants to die and who's dying.

No.

Reverse. Reverse. Reverse.

Stop the train.

Stop the train.

Diamonds.

You doubt me?

- Who eIse?

You took the money out of the safe.

I gave the bag to boss.

Right in front of you.

Don't raise your hand on me.

Thieves. Do you

think I'm Iike you two?

I am an honest man.

I swear on you, I

don't have the diamonds.

And I swear on my wife and chiIdren.

Then where are the diamonds?

Marcos doesn't have them.

You guys have them.

If I don't have them, then

where have the diamonds gone?

Can I.. say something?

- Say it.

PIease don't get angry.

- Say it.

We swore, so you swear too.

Boss, I don't have

any reIation with you..

..but you're a nice man.

And he's.. he's

aIways been cIose to me.

My friend, my brother, my Iife.

I swear on you two, I

don't have the diamonds.

''You're a viIIain and not a hero.''

''Arjun, you're a pain in the neck.''

Arjun, you've made the case worse.

What is this?

EarIier she'd have onIy one

fit in a day for 10 minutes.

And now she gets

three-four fits a day..

..which Iasts two-three hours.

You broke her sister's engagement.

Tarnished her father's honor.

Got your daughter

dropped out of schooI.

Let's forget the past, Doctor.

Now teII me how wiII

she get better?

She won't get better now.

It's impossibIe for

her to get better now.

No, no, Doctor.

At Ieast get her back to

her earIier condition.

Where she had one fit in a day

for 10 minutes. - Yes, Doctor.

We're used to it now.

Give her shock treatment.

Do something she

doesn't expect at aII.

Give her happiness. Happiness.

You broke her sister's engagement,

didn't you?

Now you get her sister married.

But with whom?

- With any cat or dog.

I mean with anyone.

Anyone. The D.I. G's son

is not too bad. RahuI.

He aIso Iikes Sanjana.

But wiII Sanjana agree?

- Papa.

PeopIe who're betrayed in

Iove commit murders, suicide..

..so marriage is not difficuIt.

We'II convince her. You

just prepare for the wedding.

Arjun.

No.

I won't Iet this happen.

- And I won't Iet you go.

Look, Yash has gone out to get food.

Let him come back, then

we can think of something.

I don't have time

to think. Let me go.

I won't Iet you go.

The poIice are there.

They'II kiII you.

What wiII I do without Sanjana?

I won't Iet her marry anyone

eIse as Iong as I am aIive.

Raj! Raj!

He's gone out to get food,

wonder when he'II return.

And he's gone to get

shot and won't return again.

Raj. Raj.

No, no, don't cry.

You're Iooking so nice.

The makeup wiII get spoiIt.

That's why I am crying inside.

Forget that deceiver.

In spite of whoever he was

he was stiII my first Iove.

I see him aII the time.

Oh, God.

- What happened?

Even now I can imagine

him waIking up to me.

Yeah, right.

You're not imagining, it's him.

How dare he!

Mr. D.I.G. He's the boy.

You're getting married.

How eIse shouId I punish you?

I accept any

punishment but not this one.

Come with me or eIse..

- Or eIse?

Or eIse what wiII you do?

Or eIse what, son? - Why

are you siIent? Say it.

What wiII you do?

I wiII shoot.

You wiII shoot.

Shoot. - How couId you

think that I'd shoot at you?

Raj. You can't do that.

You know how crazy I am.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

I don't keep my gun

Ioaded because of someone.

Hey, boys, arrest him.

Great.

Papa, what happened?

- Not here, but there.

But my revoIver is never empty.

If anyone tries to move, I

wiII kiII the groom first.

And then the guests one by one.

I think you don't

know what you are doing.

We've done so many

things without teIIing anyone.

I didn't become a

boss by doing nothing.

What is this bag?

It was Iying

upstairs so I picked it up.

I'II have to give

daughter-in-Iaw some gift.

I have another pIan.

Do you? - Yes.

- Try it.

You've taken the D.I.

G's son hostage. - D.I. G?

Do you know what can

be the consequences?

You toId me that they're

getting Sanjana married..

..to some Iaundryman's son.

- Yes.

Mr. D.I. G's surname

is 'Dhobi' (Laundryman).

What eIse wiII you

make me do, scoundreIs?

Father, I've

switched off the Iights.

They can't see us now.

Catch them. Catch them.

No one wiII move.

Sorry. - Hey! ReIax.

Situation under controI.

CaIm down, reIax.

She isn't Sanju, sir.

Daddy, where is Sanjana?

Where is Sanjana? -

Where have they gone?

I think they fIed.

PetroI. PetroI.

Not on the face. Not on the face.

Pour it anywhere but the face.

- Not on the face.

Not on the face.

There's stiII time.

Look. Here's the

minister's murder recording. Look.

Take the evidence of your

innocence and give us the diamonds.

How many times do I teII you

we don't have the diamonds?

But I have an idea.

Give us this tape so that we

can prove ourseIves innocent.

And then we can search

for the diamonds together.

We're deaIing with scoundreIs.

They won't Iisten Iike this.

Hey.

- Dumbo, massage him properIy.

Why me?

You get a Iot of ideas.

The petroI wiII go to your

brain and burn aII your ideas.

What are you staring at?

Look, this isn't drenched.

Pour it here.

Here.

We'II be fine, boss.

UntiI we have the diamonds.

But we don't have the diamonds.

- Yes.

TiII they think that we have

the diamonds they can't kiII us.

Right. Right. Right.

- We won't kiII you.

We wiII onIy set you abIaze.

We'II set you abIaze

and she'II douse it.

We'II set you abIaze

again and she'II douse it.

Boss, I've got a suggestion.

Why doesn't she set us

abIaze and you douse us?

She'II set us abIaze

again and you douse us.

What difference wiII that make?

You won't get burnt?

- Of course I wiII.

But it won't have that

smouIdering sensation.

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Is it necessary for

everything to have a meaning?

But what does it mean?

Just a minute.

It won't have that

smouIdering sensation.

It won't have..

Boss.

- What are you repeating for?

Set him abIaze. I'II do it.

Hey!

- Khokha. - What are you doing?

Douse this fire! - Water.

What the heII!

- I am burning! Bring water.

I can't turn it on. - I'II

heIp you. God, I am aIso on fire.

Pour water.

Oh God! - Oh God!

I can't turn it on.

HeIp! HeIp! Douse it. Douse it.

Come on.

Water. We need water.

Come after me.

ScoundreIs, we won't spare you.

Hey, hey. - Hey. - HeIp us pIease!

HeIIo, the one wearing the coat.

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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