No Problem Page #2

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
269 Views


Those two fIed, so he'II fIee too.

Everything I own is right here.

My wife and chiIdren.

My home. Everyone.

Where eIse wiII I go if

I don't come back here?

TeII me what shouId I do?

Go to Durban.

Go to Durban.

Go to Durban.

Go to Durban.

Sir, did you see anything?

That's it.

- What?

Get ready for action.

I am ready, sir.

But, sir, backup hasn't arrived yet.

We can't wait for backup..

..or eIse diamond thief Marcos

wiII escape from our cIutches.

CarefuIIy.

- Yes, sir.

Sir.

Idiot.

Sir.

Nobody moves.

Super-cop Arjun Singh.

- Oh God.

Out. Out you girIs!

InternationaI criminaI Marcos.

You made a big mistake

by coming to Durban.

Because I am a part of

the poIice force here.

Everybody, hands up.

I normaIIy don't

engage in an encounter..

..if the criminaI gives up easiIy.

I suggest that you

throw down your weapons.

Or eIse I'II turn this

sea red with your bIood.

Open the door.

You're a Iucky man, Arjun Singh.

You're fated to die by my hands.

Papa. Papa.

- Grandpa.

Is he fine?

- He survived.

Yes, ma'am. The doctor

has taken 12 buIIets..

..out of the 14 that he was hit by.

- 12 buIIets.

And the two others? - His

Iife couId've been endangered..

..if they had

tried to take them out.

So..

- Both of them are in the stomach.

But no probIem, no probIem.

Why, Grandpa?

Are they chocoIate toffees..

..that wiII meIt away in

the stomach? - Tuktuk.

No, dear, they won't meIt.

But when those buIIets

traveI in his stomach..

..he wiII get tickIed.

- TickIed?

Yes, tickIed.

And because of that..

..he won't be abIe to

controI his Iaughter..

..irrespective of how tense he is.

- Oh, God. - Commissioner,

I want to taIk to you.

Even during the operation, in

a state of unconsciousness..

..Arjun was saying,

''My wife shouIdn't find out..''

''..or eIse they'II shoot me.''

ActuaIIy my daughter

KajaI is suffering..

..from a spIit personaIity disorder.

But there must be a

big reason behind that.

The reason is inside, Doctor.

That fooI Arjun.

She thought he's a hero.

But after their marriage..

..she found out that he's

no hero, but a big faiIure.

That poor girI's

dreams were shattered.

She kept her

frustration in her heart.

And because of that she

deveIoped this aiIment.

And now the condition is, Doctor..

..that KajaI has fits at

Ieast once a day for ten minutes.

And when she has the fits..

..she wants to kiII Arjun.

- Oh no.

Oh yes.

I have to attend an

important meeting.

But my staff is right here.

Excuse me, sir. Time forjuice.

Orange.

- Right.

No one in my famiIy has

ever had orange juice.

We onIy have pomegranate juice.

- Right.

No probIem, sir.

Mummy.

You want pomegranate juice?

Has anyone in your famiIy

ever seen a pomegranate?

You're Iaughing.

Am I joking?

I am not Iaughing, KajaI.

I mean Kamini.

I am feeIing..

tickIish in the stomach.

I see.

I'II take care of your tickIe.

Or eIse, because of the

buIIets in your stomach..

..you'II keep Iaughing

in front of my KajaI..

..and that poor

girI wiII keep crying.

BuIIets? In my stomach.

How couId you survive after

being hit by so many buIIets?

If you had died..

..then at Ieast KajaI wouId've

been free from your cIutches.

I wiII kiII you today.

Why did you go to catch

Marcos aIone? TeII me.

You're a poIice officer, but

you got beaten up by criminaIs.

Weren't you ashamed?

I say.. I say, KajaI.

KajaI, Iet's forget the past.

I am dead.

- Mummy.

Save me. Save me.

Doctor.

- Boss. But you were bedridden.

O my God!

Sir bareIy survived.

My wife Ieft me.

I'm not scared of dying.

I feeI Iike jumping

out of this window.

Save me.

HeIp.

But you wanted to die.

I have smaII chiIdren.

I can't give them a mother's Iove..

..but I can get them a new mother.

Save me.

Don't move. Someone save him.

PIease.

- Boss.

Save him.

How did this..

What are you doing here?

ActuaIIy,

Sister-in-Iaw, there was a storm..

..but IuckiIy sir survived again.

And what are you doing with this?

Who brought this?

Throw it away.

Who is it?

Oh, Lord.

Someone threw a wreath on me

as soon as I entered this city.

Seems Iike the entire

city knows those rascaIs.

Come in.

Stand at the back.

Sir.

Yash.

- Get weII soon, sir.

Thank you, sir.

CongratuIations, you survived.

- Thank you.

I don't want your fIowers.

Sir, you can accept

his fIowers but not mine?

Shut up.

Cheater, thief, bIackmaiIer.

You Iive with such a great man.

Do some sociaI work.

Do something big.

Be Iike him.

- I am better off the way I am.

One day you'II die by my hands.

Yash, ask him to get out..

of my sight.

I said go.

- Leave.

Something happens

every time.. I see him.

ControI yourseIf, sir.

If you move, your

stitches wiII open up, sir.

ControI, sir.

ControI, sir. ControI.

Hi, Raj.

Naughty boy.

Hi, darIing.

How are you?

Who's he?

- RascaI.

CongratuIations.

Hi.

- Hi.

Raj, you.. here?

You didn't send this

month's instaIIment.

I was sIightIy busy due to

my brother's engagement.

That's why..

- I thought.. you forgot.

You do remember your promise,

don't you, darIing?

Of course, you'II

be my next actress.

No. - Congrats!

Thank you.

Why are you showing it again?

I'II.. send it tomorrow.

I get bored after 10

minutes in a party.

Meet me right now.

Sanjana. Sanjana.

Sanjana. Sanjana.

Where are you?

Hi.

- Hi. What's wrong?

AII your friends are searching

for you and you're hiding here.

The girI who's getting

engaged is my best friend.

I am not her enemy

that I'II go sit there.

Enemy? I didn't understand?

Oh, God.

If I go and sit there..

..then won't that boy

choose me over my friend.

Your friend is quite

beautifuI as weII.

I saw her.

- TeII me something.

What wouId you choose

between a teIevision and pIasma?

PIasma.

And between an Indica and Ferrari.

- Ferrari.

That is the difference.

She's the

teIevision and I am pIasma.

She's Indica and I am Ferrari.

I see.

So you think you're the

most beautifuI.. - ''I think.''

What do you mean?

Just a minute

Take a cIose Iook at me.

You're beautifuI, but

not as much as you think.

I have a shack at Sunset beach.

You can find me there everyday.

- What?

You don't find me that beautifuI..

..so you won't come there either.

We'II see.

I think that girI's haIf crazy.

- Oh no, she's compIeteIy insane.

But she's made me crazy as weII.

Who's creating a

commotion at midnight?

Seems Iike a new tenant.

He's not visibIe in the dark.

HeIIo, my friend?

What's this commotion?

- I am chopping wood.

Is this the time to chop wood?

- It's coId now..

..so shouId I chop

wood in the morning?

During the day, I was

shivering with coId.

What if I freeze to death at night?

WiII you take me to

the crematorium?

Won't you think about

the neighbors?

The neighbors didn't

think about me.

My heater broke down.

Did anyone Iend me another one?

These misers didn't even

give me a piece of wood.

You give it.

And I wiII stop

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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