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chopping wood. You give it.

The heater in our

house is working perfectIy.

There's no wood in our house.

There must be a chair, sofa,

tabIe.. dining tabIe at home.

Anything at aII. Give me that.

I'II manage with that.

- Give it.

See. When I asked

for your furniture..

..you couIdn't say a thing.

Hey, shouId I come down?

No. We don't caII

strangers home at this hour. Go.

I don't Iike this man.

He can cause us

troubIe in the future.

ShouId I teach him a Iesson?

- Forget it.

He's a frustrated man.

He must have some probIem as weII.

TeII me something.

Is that girI reaIIy beautifuI?

- She is.

But I made a mistake.

I didn't praise her.

- You did the right thing.

The more negative you behave..

..she'II be more impressed.

One more thing.

She shouId think that..

..that severaI girIs

are crazy over you.

I knew it.

What is this?

What is this?

My heart.

Can't you girIs think of anything..

..other than Iove and heart?

ExpIain to your friends.

What does he think of himseIf?

There's something about him..

..that's why 150 girIs

are crazy about him.

Excuse me.

- Thank God.

We won't have to give

this month's instaIIment.

Oh God, now you don't say

that you're in Iove with me.

PIease.

- Me, with you?

No way.

- God is great.

At Ieast I found one girI..

..who thinks about

other things than Iove.

What's bad about her?

- What's good about her?

She thinks she's beautifuI.

Beauty shouId be..

- Like me.

No. You have shortcomings as weII.

- Like?

Look, your face is fine at the top..

..but the probIem starts

as we come down, isn't it?

The nose couId be sharper.

ActuaIIy, you know beauty

isn't about the face aIone.

No, no, it's just about the face.

Look at your face. You

Iook so handsome. - I know.

I am very handsome.

- Bye.

Bye.

HeIIo.

- HeIIo, heIIo, heIIo.

Look.. I am not

responsibIe for whatever happened.

You are responsibIe.

Your entire face has been

bIackened. - No, no, no.

My friend did it.

- Friend.

Those two scoundreIs met

me as friends as weII..

..and dishonored me in

front of the entire viIIage.

And that's why, whenever I

see someone with a bIack face..

..I see myseIf.

See. See.

No, no, no.

I wiII cIean it, okay.

- No.

It's my face. I Iike it bIack.

What's your probIem?

- I do have a probIem.

Ever since I've been dishonored,

I hate bIack faces.

You hate bIack.

- I hate bIack.

He hates bIack.

What's wrong with you? What the..

He hates bIack.

No, no, no..

- You hate bIack.

No, I.. - Obama is the president

of America and you stiII hate us?

You stiII hate us.

Look.. I said.. bIack face.

Not the fuII body.

He hates bIack. He hates bIack.

He hates bIack.

So bad.

Excuse me, why is there a

crowd gathered around here?

Some Afro-American

peopIe beat up an Indian.

This used to happen in AustraIia.

It has started here as weII.

Great.

Seems Iike he's

been badIy beaten up.

Get up, Brother.

Get up.

You recognized me?

Who won't recognize an angeI?

You're the onIy one who

stepped forth to heIp me.

Can't you see?

- My sight's distorted.

Those scoundreIs

beat me up so badIy.

How many fingers?

First take off your socks.

Why are you joking with me?

- That's good.

Come. Let's take you to

the hospitaI, Zandu LaI.

Just a minute.

How do you know my name?

Your news was in the newspapers.

You robbed a bank in the viIIage,

isn't it? - No.

- It's been pubIished here

as weII. - What's going on?

Why is there a crowd?

What's happening?

CIear! CIear!

Come on, move.

Yash. You here? - Sir.

How's your sociaI work?

- Doing fine, sir.

And your friend.

That cheater, thief, bIackmaiIer.

What is this, Yash?

You're such a decent man.

Why do you keep the

company of that bIackmaiIer?

Leave him.

Sir, can you Ieave your dog?

- No, no, no way.

So. He's human after aII.

I've raised him.

I'm trying to reform him,

sir, and I'II succeed.

Hey, you can

reform the worId Iater..

..first take care of my condition.

Yes, come on.

- Sir, I..

No, I am going that way.

I'II drop him there.

Okay, bye.

- Okay, sir.

Thank you.

Yash, where were you?

You know Zandu LaI is in the city.

You met him as weII.

- What do you mean? You too.

This bank heist wiII

ruin our Iives.

Damn this neighbor..

Why are you disposing

your skirt in our house?

Skirt? You're mistaking

my IoincIoth for a skirt.

I was keeping it out to dry. There

was a gush of wind and it fIew away.

Hey. Dry your cIothes inside.

If you have a probIem

with my wet cIothes..

..then I'II send them to your home.

Dry them, iron them and

send it back on a hangar.

Do you think we're washer-men?

What shouId we do with him?

Tear it.

- Tear it?

Tear it.

No, no.

That was my honeymoon IoincIoth.

ScoundreIs.

This city has troubIed me a Iot.

Oh, God. It hit him.

He's gone today.

I won't spare him.

Why are you hiding inside now?

Come out.

I am not hiding.

I am searching for my gun.

I came here to murder two peopIe.

If I have to kiII four,

there's no probIem.

Come back, Raj. He's hiding.

I am sparing you for

the sake of my friend.

Who are you trying to scare?

Come on, I'II deaI

with both of you.

Come on.

He's coming. He

wiII do what he said.

Come down, we're here.

DeaI with us.

Can't you find the gun?

- I've found my gun but..

Today is Tuesday.

And I don't commit

murders on a Tuesday.

You're fortunate.

You survived.

Let's go. Come on.

FirstIy, Zandu is in

the city and now him.

Why are you worried?

It's a big city.

How can he find us?

He'II wander around

for a few days and Ieave.

He isn't hovering

around us, come on.

You.

Why did you aII come here?

- We had to.

You don't come meet us

or attend our caIIs.

I have so many things on my pIate.

I don't even get time to breathe.

But you've got time to pIay.

Who are you taIking to?

Mind your Ianguage.

Don't shout at Marcos.

Marcos, you've been

working with us for years.

Why are you so impatient today?

Those diamonds are worth miIIions.

It can change anyone's intentions.

And it's been so Iong

since I gave you the diamonds.

Marcos, it's a big deaI.

It's bound to take time.

- Two days.

I give you onIy two days.

The third day.. wiII be your Iast.

This man can be a probIem for you.

And you know I don't Iike probIems.

Richard, I need your

casino at any cost.

Marcos, the Riveir is the most

expensive casino in aII of Vegas.

You'II get your money in two days.

Two days.

Go, go.

- Move, come on.

Boss, they are minister's men. Run.

Come on. Come on. Come on, fast.

Come on. Come on, fast.

Seems Iike the

movie has started, sir.

Listen to the sound quaIity, Naidu.

It seems Iike

someone's shooting outside.

Someone is reaIIy shooting.

But we don't have backup again, sir.

We don't need it.

Come on. Move fast. Naidu.

Sir, sir, sir, sir.

Naidu. Naidu.

Superman. Naidu.

Sir, buIIets are being

fired from both sides, sir.

If I get hit I wiII die, sir.

PIease cover me, sir.

If I cover you, who wiII cover me?

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