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Sir, you're used to taking buIIets.

There are aIready

two buIIets inside.

It won't make a difference if

you're hit by a few more, sir.

Come on, move. Move. Move. Move.

HeIp! HeIp!

HeIp!

Marcos.

Thank you, thank you.

Sir!

- Get Iost.

Sir.

Sir, any amount of

praise is Iess for you.

It seems Iike a Iion is

hoIding its prey in its cIaws.

Yash, Arjun caught Marcos.

Strange. Even I

couIdn't understand that.

Yes, sir. I am coming tomorrow.

And I am compIeteIy assured..

..that you'II take

care of me for good.

Thank you. Thank you.

''I won't Ieave you today..''

Excuse me, there's

a power faiIure..

..and I can't see

anything in the dark.

My house is cIoseby.

WiII you take me there?

I have an important work tomorrow.

I need to Ieave earIy.

Come.

- Thank you.

By the way, what's the job..

..that's making you jump with

joy even before it's finished?

Two peopIe are

going to die tomorrow.

Two peopIe are going to die.

- Yes.

And you're ceIebrating.

- Why shouIdn't I?

They were both rascaIs.

They came to my

viIIage and robbed my bank.

It's him. It's him.

- What?

I mean.. UncIe, how

did you find out..

..that those two

rascaIs Iive in this city?

Those fooIs.. Ieft

their bag in my house.

You Ieft the bag there?

- Yes.

And tomorrow those two

wiII be in my cIutches.

How is that?

- Their photographs were in the bag.

There were photographs in the bag?

- Yes.

No.

- No, he's right.

There weren't any

photographs in the bag.

I remember their faces cIearIy.

I've captured it in my eyes,

Iike a wounded snake does.

I thought of getting their

sketches made by an artist.

But Mr. Arjun advised me that..

- Who Mr. Arjun?

PoIice inspector Mr. Arjun.

He's a famous inspector.

He said, ''Don't worry, don't worry.''

''The poIice records

have the photographs..''

''..of aII the

criminaIs of the city.''

Come home and I'II show it to you.

It must sureIy have my photograph.

FeeIs Iike I've come to my home.

That's the one. That's the one.

You Iive in that house?

And that house which you see..

That's where those

two scoundreIs Iive.

Come out!

You dare caII my IoincIoth a skirt!

Tomorrow I am going

to see the inspector..

..and turn your pants into a skirt.

Yes.

Once I get hoId of

those two scoundreIs..

..then I'II deaI with these two.

Thank you. Thank you.

Good night.

When he finds out

we'II have nowhere to run.

Madam, where shouId I

throw this bouquet? - Throw it?

Keep it here.

What's wrong, Naidu?

- My photo wasn't pubIished.

Of course it wiII be pubIished.

You do something brave as weII.

What did sir do?

We feII on Marcos together.

FeII on him, what do you mean?

Marcos was Iying unconscious.

Sirjust kept his feet on

him and got his photos cIicked.

I was there as weII.

But he pushed me away.

Look.

That haIf-a-head you see is mine.

..did something brave..

Mr. Zandu LaI, you came to the

right pIace. Yourjob wiII be done.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

- What happened?

As soon as I thought of

those two scoundreIs..

..their images

fIashed before my eyes.

It seemed as if they

just waIked past this way.

Which way?

- This way. Behind you.

What's the point of steaIing here?

That's how the inspector wiII be

degraded in front of Zandu LaI.

He's been rewarded handsomeIy..

..for capturing Marcos.

- Yes.

The money is in this safe.

I admit it wasn'tjust difficuIt,

but impossibIe to catch Marcos.

But I.. I've been

pIanning for the past one year.

HeIIo, Sister-in-Iaw. HeIIo.

You're fortunate to have a husband

Iike him. - It was my duty, sir.

He isn'tjust your husband but God.

Look.

He's a brave man. A brave man.

Look.

Sister-in-Iaw.

- Why you..

What's this?

From which angIe does he Iook brave?

Brave. - No. No.

Run. Run. Hide. - HeIp!

Inside the cupboard.

Hide quickIy, hide.

Not there.

Inside. QuickIy.

HeIp! HeIp!

HeIp!

- Open the door.

There's pIace here.

OnIy for one, come on.

- Okay.

What's going on outside?

Sister-in-Iaw has been

graced by the 'Devi' (Goddess).

Which one? Sridevi.

The Goddess of death.

Papa, quiet.

BuIIets are speaking.

Seems Iike she's in this room.

Throw him out.

- Who? Who?

You.

HeIp! HeIp!

How much more wiII you deceive me?

KajaI made sweet porridge and you..

Eat the porridge.

It's hot. It's hot.

Eat it hot.

- Eat it, Papa.

Eat it, Papa.

- Otherwise we'II have to have it.

Eat it.

Eat some more.

Why are you eating Iike this?

And so hot. - She's fine now.

I'II feed you properIy.

Ma'am.

There's been a robbery.

- There's been a robbery.

What? Robbery?

Papa, there's been a robbery.

The reward for

catching Marcos is gone.

Inform the poIice.

- PoIice?

Yes, poIice.

You're a poIice inspector

and I am the commissioner.

We'II be defamed.

Brother, you need more heIp.

At Ieast keep a dog that

barks on seeing the thieves..

..and not when they Ieave.

And keep some bodyguards too..

..who can protect

you from your wife.

And stop pubIishing fake

photographs in the newspapers.

PeopIe get happy pointIessIy.

Brave man.

You're not even haIf the man.

PoIice officer.

You aren't worthy of

being in the post office.

Whenever KajaI turns into

Kamini I have to face sIander.

If I didn't Iove KajaI..

..I wouId've strangIed her to death.

What's wrong? Why are you Iaughing?

Ms. Universe's photo

has been pubIished.

Look.

They make just anyone..

Ms. Universe.

Somebody heIp! Somebody heIp!

Wait girIs.

Somebody stop them.

Oh, my God.

Stop! O God! Stop!

Somebody stop them.

Somebody heIp!

I want to die. Leave me.

- Come out, come out.

No, I don't want to Iive.

- Why do you want to die?

Leave me.

- Come out.

Shut up!

Why are aII you girIs

committing mass suicide?

Because of him.

AII of us Iove him so much.

And today we found out

that he Ioves some Sanjana.

Sanjana.

- Yes.

He says she's the most

beautifuI girI in the worId.

Look at me. What's missing in me?

I am Ms. Durban.

How did you become?

What?

I mean how did you get fooIed?

What's so speciaI about him?

- Take a cIoser Iook.

He's got everything.

My heart starts

pounding in his presence.

But if he Ioves Sanjana..

..then why hasn't he toId her yet?

He wiII teII her.

Do you know about

his ego, his arrogance?

He'd rather die

than say 'I Iove you'.

Sanjana wiII have to say it.

Come on, round them up. - Come on.

Break it up, come on break it up.

Freeze. Catch them.

Come on, take them inside.

Sir, I am not one of them.

I come from a decent home.

- I see.

Where is your home?

'If this scoundreI

finds out the truth..'

'..then I'II have to spend

the entire night in prison.'

You're from a decent

famiIy and you don't go home.

TeII me, wouId you

prefer the Iock-up or my home?

Sir? - Don't worry, my

wife's visiting her parents.

Don't stare, Naidu, you

know I am a decent man.

But.. my girIfriend before KajaI..

..Iooked.. just Iike her.

Come, baby. Come.

Your girIfriend was manIy.

CarefuI, the wig might come off.

- What?

I mean.. I might go out of breath.

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