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Oh my.. that's the

grace which.. wives Iack.

Come.

My dear..

You have a beautifuI

wife and a cute chiId.

Why do you men aIways do this?

Men are dogs.

- Yes.

But I am heIpIess.

I haven't received my

wife's Iove for years.

What?

One day we were making Iove..

..and she had a fit.

SpIit personaIity.

I didn't reaIize

when she broke my head..

..when bIood starting oozing out.

After that day, I couIdn't muster

up the courage to go up to my wife.

Oh my.

You're reaIIy very sad.

Come on, come on. Come.

We'II see what happens.

What do you mean by

'we'II see what happens'?

I have AIDS.

AIDS.

Where are you going?

To switch off the Iights?

- No, Sister.

To get a taxi for you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Surprise.

How did you come back home?

And Tuktuk?

- What couId I do?

I was getting bored without you.

But that Tuktuk..

She insisted on

staying with her grandpa.

So I Ieft her there.

Anyway, I'II freshen up.

Don't go inside.

- Why?

There's someone inside.

- Who?

Sister. I mean she's my sister.

Sister? What do you mean?

Hey!

He's your sister?

I am his friend, Sister-in-Iaw.

ActuaIIy he doesn't have a sister.

Once I tied him the

sacred thread of 'Rakhi'.

Since then he's been

caIIing me his sister.

Thanks for the cIothes, Arjun.

Mine got sIightIy spoiIed.

So nice to meet you.

- Yes.

I am Ieaving.

- Nice meeting you.

I am your father, get that.

Okay.

- Okay.

Bye.

- Bye.

Hi, Raj.

Aren't you attending the wedding?

- Whose wedding?

Sanjana's.

Come on, we're getting Iate.

Let's go, Iet's go.

Sanjana.

Hi.

Hi.

- Sorry, for this. - It's okay.

You didn't invite

me to your wedding.

It aII happened so suddenIy.

I forgot to invite so many friends.

Who is the Iucky one?

He's your choice. Must be handsome.

No, he's okay.

You can consider it as a compromise.

Compromise?

- Of course.

There's no one made for me.

But he has one quaIity.

He doesn't have an ego or arrogance.

AII the time he just keeps saying,

''I Iove you, Sanjana.''

Just because he says 'I Iove you'..

..you agreed to marry him?

No, he does.

- Even I..

Yes, you were saying something.

It's too Iate.

We aren't married yet.

It can be canceIIed as weII.

What?

- You don't know me.

I am very crazy.

And if I find someone better,

who Ioves me more..

..then why not.

Sanjana, I..I aIso reaIIy Iove you.

ReaIIy.

- Yes, I Iove you very much.

But how did you suddenIy..

- Not suddenIy.

Remember when we met the first time.

''TeIevision,

pIasma. Indica, Ferrari.''

That's when it happened.

I swear that I Iove you.

He said, ''I Iove you.''

Let me get married now.

She's getting married.

I asked her to get

two gowns stitched.

I have to make

someone say I Iove you.

Come on.

She reaIIy is crazy.

Papa, Raj is here.

WeIcome, weIcome, weIcome.

Come in.

Did you have to faII for

the commissioner's daughter?

Commissioner?

You petty thief, have you ever..

..seen anyone other than

the constabIe or inspector?

I am Yash. Raj's eIder brother.

Raj? Yash Raj.

- No, no, no.

We don't have any

connection with them.

We're Ambani's.

- Ambani's.

No, no, we don't have any

connection with them either.

They're Indians

and we're foreigners.

NRI's.

- Oh, I see.

Sit down, sit down.

Papa, Raj was saying..

..that he'II buy ReIiance

as soon as we get married.

Sit down, sir.

HeIIo, sir. - HeIIo!

You?

Ram LaI, you didn't

come see me this month.

I haven't received my saIary yet.

You know my servant.

ActuaIIy my younger

brother does sociaI work.

He has sympathy for poor peopIe.

Like servants, maids,

cooks, driver.

He's the support system

of the poor.

He takes away their money.

To make a fixed deposit.

I can't beIieve it.

Do you have poison?

WiII cyanide do?

It wiII do fine.

Let's mix it in Raj's

miIkshake and give it to him.

Grandpa. Grandpa.

Sister and

brother-in-Iaw are here as weII.

Yash.

OnIy God can save you now.

Where did he go?

My brother is very reIigious.

When he sees a tempIe..

Yash, you?

- Sir.

You know him.

KajaI, he's a big

sociaI worker of the city.

Greetings. - You were saying that

your brother is a sociaI worker.

He too, sir.

He's a smaIIer one,

and I am sIightIy bigger.

Save me from this

rascaI today, God.

Yash, you never toId me that

you have a younger brother.

You never asked me, sir.

Sir.

I swear on Sanjana, I wiII

stop everything from today.

SteaIing, bIackmaiIing..

You're getting the most

beautifuI girI in the worId..

..what eIse are you asking God for?

You!

ScoundreI, rascaI, how dare you!

'Oh my.. that's the

grace which.. wives Iack.'

I have the entire cIip.

You carry out raids and

take cheap woman home.

Sanjana!

- Quiet!

If you say anything

eIse I wiII beat you.

You never come to see your friend.

And he's here to ask for my

sister-in-Iaw's hand in marriage.

And without teIIing me.

KajaI, did you recognize him?

- I know.

Of course she'II recognize me.

- How are you, Sister-in-Iaw?

Hi. My God.

That's surprising.

Everyone knows each other.

I know him too. There's

another one coming for you.

This is speciaI for Raj.

Raj, this is for you especiaIIy.

You forgot, didn't you, Ram LaI?

It's Sunday today.

It's my day of fasting.

'ScoundreI, curse you.'

Sit down, sit down.

PIease sit down.

'If this scoundreI becomes

a part of this famiIy..'

'..he'II ruin everyone.'

The commissioner doesn't see

anyone without an appointment.

Okay, wiII you do me a favor?

WiII you deIiver these

two photographs to him?

These two are inside.

Yes.

And sir's younger daughter

is getting married to him.

So, is this finaI?

- No probIem from my side.

Just KajaI and Arjun..

What do you say, Arjun?

I..I was thinking, Father..

Thank God, it didn't break.

Whatever is inside is safe. Safe.

You were thinking about something.

What's there to think?

We often Iose good

boys if we think.

Like you.

That's means this

aIIiance has been finaIized.

Let's have sweets.

Have sweets.

- These are fritters.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Have sweets.

Have sweets.

What?

What are you staring at?

What did you think?

You wiII run away from the

viIIage and come to the city..

..and I won't find you two.

You..

- Me. I am..

UncIe. UncIe.

- UncIe.

UncIe, we Iove you.

Nephew. Nephew.

What did you think?

UncIe must be dead.

You two came here to

taIk about your aIIiance.

You didn't even teII me.

We made a mistake, uncIe.

- Mistake, mistake. - It hurts.

UncIe, aren't you the one..

..whose bank was robbed by

two scoundreIs? - Yes, yes.

Did you find them?

- I found them.

The money?

- I'II get that as weII.

It's fine if they

give it peacefuIIy.

Otherwise, I've got the

poIice department with me.

We'II hang them

upside down and beat them.

Heard that. Heard that.

UncIe, Iet's not taIk about this.

Meet your daughter-in-Iaw.

HeIIo, UncIe.

- BIess you, dear.

When have you

scheduIed the engagement for?

Tomorrow is Sanjana's birthday.

With your permission tomorrow..

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