No Problem Page #6

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
269 Views


Fine, fine, fine. I accept.

You exist. You exist.

I had Iost faith in You.

But He's there.

- Yes, He's there..

Sometimes human beings

go crazy with happiness.

AIso with sorrow.

Even I did.

First teII me.. where is my money?

We spent it.

You spent it.

AII of it?

ActuaIIy, UncIe, we

robbed onIy one bank.

If we had robbed two or four banks..

..we wouId've spent that as weII.

We're big spenders .

How wiII he get engaged?

UncIe, don't drag my

engagement into this.

You're aIready in this

and so is your engagement.

Raj, there's just one

way to stop his Iaughter.

No. No, I won't steaI.

He won't steaI..

Where are you going?

Stay here and taIk to me.

Yash, I just swore

on Sanjana inside..

..that I won't do anything

wrong again after today.

After today.

- Yes.

This day won't end

untiI 12 o'cIock midnight.

We'II finish the job by 1 1 o'cIock.

Listen.

I have a fooIproof pIan..

..of steaIing at

the minister's house.

UncIe.

- Yes.

You go home and we'II get the money.

Home?

You don't know my home.

I don't know your home.

UncIe.. - Don't try to

fooI me. Go fooI someone eIse.

UntiI I get my money..

..I am going to taiI

you two Iike your shadow.

Understand.

Think that I am your boss now.

And you'II do as I say. Get that?

Okay.

- Okay, boss.

Okay.

See that.

CriminaI Marcos commits

suicide in jaiI. Funny.

For the Iast time I'm asking you,

where are the diamonds?

Or eIse this wiII be

tomorrow's breaking news.

How's that?

You'II be finished.

Funny.

Take us out now. Quick.

Stop them! He's Marcos!

You said there are just two dogs.

Where did the third one come from?

The third one must be new. Come on.

We cIimbed up a 40-feet

waII and the gate is open.

Look. Is that the guard?

He's sIeeping.

If he's sIeeping,

go wake him up. Go.

Your saviours are dead.

Marcos.

PIease.

Marcos.

The minister has a bank

right here in his house.

Yash, I suggest that you

take onIy what we need.

Here, go and count it.

We won't count.

Did you count

whiIe robbing the bank?

I am the manager, I know

this was the amount. Take it.

Where are the diamonds?

Upstairs, in the safe.

Give it.

Give it.

- Look, boss.

You'II have to take

the evening fIight..

..to your viIIage, instead

of the morning train. - Why?

Tomorrow's my engagement.

What wiII peopIe say?

''Where is uncIe?''

Then I'II have to

attend your wedding as weII.

There's time for the wedding.

We'II say that uncIe is dead.

Seems Iike someone's coming.

If someone's coming

then Iet's run. Run.

Come on.

- Bring him.

Marcos.

Marcos.

Marcos.

Marcos, there's been a robbery.

- What?

Marcos, there's been a robbery.

Someone took my money

aIong with the diamonds?

I know you'II make excuses.

I've committed mass

bIoodshed for these diamonds.

And now you say, ''Marcos, my

beIongings have been stoIen..''

''..aIong with the diamonds.''

Do we.. Iook Iike idiots?

I want my diamonds.

I want my diamonds.

- Marcos.

I want it!

I want it!

Stop him.

Marcos, stop. What are you doing?

- I want it.

He'II die.

- I want it.

If he dies, we

won't get the diamonds.

We won't get the diamonds.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, oId man.

Sorry.

DC. Give him a joIt.

Come here, Minister. No.

Get up.

Boss, he's dead.

He's dead. Boss..

Boss, you toId me so.

I toId you to give him a joIt..

..I couId've kiIIed him too, fooI.

Boss. Boss.

You can't die.

We're ruined.

It was a mistake, boss.

Why are you crying Iike that?

Was he your father?

- No.

Did he have to die today?

PoIice officiaIs have a personaI

Iife as weII. - DefiniteIy, sir.

Sanjana is getting engaged.

There's so much to do and..

he's Iying here.

TeII me, did you

find the murder weapon..

The wire they used

to eIectrocute him?

No, sir. The murderer

didn't Ieave behind any cIue.

Naidu. CriminaIs first

Ieave evidence behind..

..and then commit the crime.

You onIy need the eyes to see it.

Sir. Sir.

Sir. Sir.

What, sir?

Did you think that I feII?

- Yes.

I intentionaIIy went inside.

To take this.

Whoever opened this safe..

..his picture must be in this.

Get it deveIoped and

meet me there directIy.

Yes, sir.

''It's hard to controI

when you start dancing.''

''The drummer beats

the drum just for you.''

''Your grace is famous

aII the way tiII Canada.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

Ripper - NaveeN @ -=DrC=-

''Don't controI yourseIf in

this moment of happiness.''

''Drink country or EngIish.''

''Pour me some from

your intoxicating eyes.''

''Two hearts have united.''

''AII the rituaIs

have been compIeted.''

''Just dance the way you Iike.''

''Move your feet and

shake the ground.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''Your earrings gIitter,

your face gIows.''

''The moon praises your beauty.''

''Your beauty has stoIen

my peace and my sIeep.''

''You're the onIy one for me.''

''Your eyes have ravaged my heart.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

''You twist better than Shakira.''

Naidu.

Yash, why are the

poIice coming towards us?

You're going to be the

commissioner's son-in-Iaw.

So the poIice are

bound to congratuIate you.

What's this joke, Mr. Arjun?

What have we done?

Minister SanyaI's murder.

Murder? - What?

Murder?

Mr. Arjun, we didn't

commit any murder.

We onIy went there to steaI.

What nonsense are you speaking?

They're accusing us of murder..

..that's why I am

teIIing them the truth.

Shut up. Shut up, pIease.

He's gone crazy with happiness.

- Yes.

Mr. Arjun, you know

what a decent man I am.

Decent? This is your decency.

Take these gIasses off.

Let me see your reaI face.

Boss.

UncIe? So you're their boss.

No, I am neither their

uncIe nor their boss.

I am totaI Ioss, sir.

My wife, chiIdren, and the

entire viIIage is waiting for me.

And it's time for my fIight as weII.

Sir, pIease Iet me go.

I haven't done anything.

Look, sir. Take a Iook yourseIf.

We onIy committed a

robbery and not murder.

Mr. Arjun, you've

known me for years.

I am a petty thief, I

bIackmaiI peopIe. Remember.

Remember, sir.

TeII that to the court

and not here.

Take them away. - Yes, sir.

Sister, Iook what

brother-in-Iaw has done.

You knew that.. he was a thief,

a bIackmaiIer..

..but stiII you..

- Papa, I say Iet's forget the past.

And think that I took the

right action at the right time..

..and saved Sanjana's Iife.

You ruined it as weII, rascaI.

Wait!

Take me aIong.

Take me aIong.

Arjun.

What a break!

UntiI yesterday I

had onIy robbed a bank.

And today I've aIso

committed a murder.

A minister's murder.

Boss, you're confessing

in front of the poIice.

Did you commit the murder?

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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