No Smoking Page #4

...before the stubbornness

of a child.

Smoke the fifth with all

the lung power you've got.

No one will get in the way

No! Nope!

Nobody will stop you

Because son Soul-Full, the body

is divine... Soul- Less, its dead.

You can go to the police station

You can try to fight us.

You can do whatever you want to...

...but you can't smoke. Have fun...

I shall leave now.

Let's go

You're absolutely insane.

I didn't come here to

sign any contract

I don't want to quit smoking

What will you do?

You can't do this to me!

Come with me

Where?

You can't do this to me

Let's go

Go where?

- Who are you?

What's your name?

This is illegal!

I can complain about you

I don't want to quit smoking!

- What will you do?

If you don't want to come

along, can I leave?

Why are you wearing a veil?

Show me your face!

Show me your face!

Water

It's time for my prayer

Have to shut the shop

Your carpets loaded onto your car.

Here's the bill.

Hello

I went there...

Where?

- The Laboratory

I saw what they did to your mother

Why didn't you tell me?

How will they know if I smoke

Please K. Don't do that.

Whatever you do. Don't do that.

How the hell will they know?

How can one watch you

If you don't want to watch your

family die before you do, one by one.

Don't touch the damn thing.

Just listen to me, don't touch it.

I won't just touch it I'll

frigging suck on one.

What if I go to the police?

Ok! Tell me...

Did someone take an appointment

for you to go to the Laboratory

Yeah

I had told you I'll take

the appointment for you!!

Had told you!!

I'll get the appointment for you!!

My mother...

My mum here she...

I think you're losing it, doctor.

My mother...

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow your age up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up in air..."

"Throw the garment made

with breaths..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

"Blow it up..."

Didn't I tell you not to do it!

You'll be fine by tomorrow

Well, you should be

fine by tomorrow...

I've had this lighter

for the last two months

I had a match.

The ship matches...

...and that too on a ship!

They slapped me with Prevention Of

Terrorism Act. Served eight months.

What's your name?

Boss!

What's your name?

Ram.

Bring the carpet to the office

Morning sir

- Good morning

I've never seen you before

I've been Working here for

the last two months sir

Where's the driver?

- Sir, he want to the toilet

- What? - Toilet sir!

Send him up?

- Right away, sir.

Why do you have shades on?

Conjunctivitis.

Take them off

Where the hell is that driver?

Can't find him

Will check again & send him up

Do you have a brother?

We are nine siblings

Except for my sister and myself the

rest are back home in my village

Call the bloody driver!

Sir what has happened?

What?

- Have I done something wrong?

Send the driver upstairs!

- Sir!

And you also come with him

Yes sir

...Balram.

Is this a joke?

What?

Why're you tailing me?

Tailing, Sir?

What's with the shades then?

Take them off

Baba Bengali has sent

you! Hasn't he?

Baba Bengali?

- Who's that?

Look here

I don't like playing the stupid

game you're playing...

I don't dig this merry-go-round

of yours one bit

But what did I do! I've

just come here for a job

Sir! Any problems?

Who's this man?

Ok. Who are you?

I came here for an interview...

...got a call from your office

I was supposed to meet some Mr.

Some A...B...

Some alphabet...

Sir

What have you got in your ears?

Hearing aids

You seem stressed...

I'm going crazy

Oh poor baby!

I'll find it!

Find it Sir.

Phone...

I have to take it

Hello

- Hello

What the hell did you get me into?

You had called?

You knew. Rascal.

You lost your fingers,

sent me to lose mine...

...what the Hell do you

think you're doing!

What's so funny?

Nothing buddy!

I just did

What they told me to?

What did they tell you to do?

Laugh?

K!...K!... Buddy stop it!

I can't talk

And you shouldn't talk either...

That Shri Shri Shri

whatever Baba Bengali

He's a crazed lunatic and

he's capable of anything

You'll pay hell for this!

I won't let it go so easy!

K! What happened?

K!

You alright?

K:

- I'm fine!

Those were the days my friend...

...when we could smoke whatever,

wherever...

Hmmm...

And you took mine away,

you bastard...

Remember that day we

were smoking in...

...my dad's bathroom and he found us...

Abbas!

What are you doing

in there? Open up!

Abbas! Open the door!

Abbas!!

Abbas!! Open the door!

Abbas! Open the door!

What's he doing?

Abbas!!

What were you doing?

Nothing Dad

Look son

I know you boys are growing up

You are curious...

...son... but you know...

Sex is something...

Aah... between a man and a woman

But uncle!

You shut up!

We were smoking, dad!

You were smoking?

I knew it

I knew my son could do no wrong.

And my son's friend too!

- Come

Those were the days, man!

Great times!

No one to stop you!

I'm starting to feel

sorry for you...

What?

Just look at yourself...

The Abbas then and the Abbas now...

You are like a flat tyre.

You've changed post marriage...

"Stranger..."

I'm going to smoke...

What?

Come what may...

K, have you lost it?

Let's see what can he do...

K!!!

Just watch me!

I'm gonna smoke...

K!!

- K!!

Don't do it K.

Annie!

- What are you doing?

On the net.

Was about to sleep...

You have my e-banking

password, right?

Yes.

- Log in.

I had issued a cheque today.

Rs.21,11,110.

It has cleared.

In a day!

It's showing a with drawl.

What happened, Sir?

Goodnight.

Where are you going, Sir?

I don't have a clue.

Why are you going, Sir?

Do you smoke after sex?

Oh sh*t...

I'm sorry. I never looked.

Do you smoke?

I sweat!

Book me on every flight that goes

from here to wherever it goes

From every destination

to every destination.

Am I clear?

What do I do with the other tickets?

Throw them!

- Ok!

Thrown them!

Like from here to here.

And if there are any flights

from those...

...destinations to further

destinations book...

...me on all of those too...

From every destination

to every destination

All separate tickets

from a destination...

...in separate boxes

packed separately!

For example all the

tickets from here...

...go in this box labeled as...

And there should be a man there

waiting for me with the box...

Am I clear, Annie?

Meaning?

I mean that if I don't have

a clue where I'm headed...

...there's no way in hell that

descendant of Hitler would?

"Kalkatta Carpets"

I forbade you, didn't I?

Where is my brother?

Let him go!

Let him go...

Look at me...

Let him go...

Or else...

Hey fatso... move aside...

Hey!

What are you doing?

Leave my brother...

Let him go...

I don't want to go in there!

Please listen to me!

I don't want to go in there, dude!

Please... Leave me!

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