No Smoking Page #5
Leave!
- Leave me! - Leave!
Your brother is still breathing...
Let him go
You've got to pay for that...
What price?
Again!
Penalty
What is was that?
Punishment
And what about my Brother?
Hello!
Hello
K! We've found your brother
He is having trouble breathing.
We've put him on a ventilator...
How are feeling, J?
Go Away!
What's happened to him?
Lets go
Lets go
And don't ever try doing it again...
I know the little girl...
Yeah, It happens!
It happened to me too! Lets go!
"On 1st April 2000, this
Ventilator Room was...
...started with the help
of Kalkatta Carpets"
"Inaugurated by the gracious hands
of Shri Baba Bengali from Sialdah"
From today this office
is a no smoking zone.
Plaster the whole damn place
with "No Smoking" signs.
Get rid of every last ashtray...
The balcony will be a strict
no smoking zone...
...so the lunch area,
- So the bathroom,
...not inside nor outside.
And if someone wants to smoke?
Then he can leave the job...
But why sir?
Because I can't smoke
So you won't let anyone else either?
Nope!
Bad sign, I am with you.
"Hey, I want to tell you
about this thing..."
"This stick called the cigarette..."
"Yes, it is a thirst..."
"It is a thirst..."
"No reason to burn"
"It is a thirst..."
"The evening's bled"
"The evening's bled"
"In a haze of red"
"In a haze of red"
"Every time a cigarette
is lit, I burn" Yeah.
"Smoking..."
"I walk on fire, turn
into smoke and yearn"
"Every time a cigarette
is lit, I burn"
"Hear someone scratch"
"A lonely match"
"Hear someone scratch"
"A lonely match"
"The sky is ablaze"
"In a twilight daze"
"Embers inside me churn"
"I turn into smoke and slowly burn"
"Threads of smoke"
"Threads of smoke now
stitch my breath"
A snake on the wind"
"The evening's bled"
"The evening's bled"
"In a haze of red"
"In a haze of red"
"Smoking..."
"Smoking it baby..."
"This pungent smoke
I inhale, return"
"I turn into smoke and slowly burn"
"Every time a cigarette
is lit, I burn"
"I walk on fire, turn
into smoke and yearn"
"Light a stick baby...".
"Every time a cigarette
is lit, I burn"
"No smoking..."
Hello... Hey K! Yeah!
Alex?
Many greetings? My love...
Where are you calling from?
Mumbai...
- I am back!
Back with a bang!
Sorry!
- Bong!
Smoke?
I've quit.
Don't joke with me!!
Come On! Smoke!
Nope...
Do I look like I can?
You've changed!
But don't worry!
'Cuz I'm back.
And do you know why I am back?
Sarah, Why am I back?
What?
Sarah, why am I back?
- What?
Whore! Go back to Cuba!
From Havana.
Import from there...
Sell it here
In-fidel.
Castrated!
In-fidel.
Castrated!!
Back there when I ran away to
Sir Castro's beautiful Cuba!
a room in a three star hotel.
"How lucky can one guy be..."
"I kissed her, she kissed me..."
First day, I lay down on my bed.
- "Everything all set..."
...two of which were shining
through my roof...
I stood up on the bed.
in both the holes
My fingers weren't thick enough
I looked down.
Saw two cigars in an ashtray
I picked them up and shoved
them into the holes...
Then I got into the cigar business!
But soon enough, Smoking was banned!
What do I do now? I
was wondering when...
Sarah said "Let's go to India!"
But I was lost!
What would I do in India?
I swear
I had no idea my fate
matched Newton's
The cigar from one of the
holes fell on my head
And I thought...
What I used to do in Cuba...
Why not do that in India!
opportunity to blow on...
...a In-fidel... that's castrated...
With the spelling mistake.
And now ladies and gentleman
and friends!
There is a man
The man that made me smell
my first cigar. - Let's go!
K! Ladies & Gentlemen!
My dear friend, K!
Just K!
K for klinton guys!
The true blue cigar aficionado!
Hey K!
- Great!
Come On! Let's have K!
Come On!
Come K!
I'll only unwrap it.
Not light it
I don't smoke anymore.
Why?
- Why!
Search me...
Will only unwrap it.
Hey! Come on! Let's have it!
Ladies and gentlemen...
In-fidel castrated!
With a correct spelling!
Here
- Just touch it to your lips!
No man!
Don't light it. Just
put it in your mouth.
I'm telling you... No!
Come on!
- K! Come on!
Come On! Let's have a smoke!
What are you doing Alex!!
Come On! Let's have a smoke!
Heh! Let's have a smoke!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
I didn't do it!
Didn't do what?
I didn't do it!
Exactly what did you not do?
Who is speaking?
- What did you not do?
Who is speaking?
ACP Birsa Das Gupta.
From your residence.
Your wife called us
When we got here everything
was tossed about...
...the walls are splattered with
blood and your wife is missing!
My wife is with me
Anjali is right here.
Why would she call you over?
Are you in the right house?
Your wife is with you?
Anjali is with me.
Can I speak to her?
Sir!
I am looking for her!
Anjali!
Anjali!
I am coming home
Relax!
- Relax!
Mr...?
- K!
K what?
- Just K
What happened here?
That's what we're
trying to find out!
Your wife?
She's disappeared?
- She was with you?
Yes, she was with me and now she
is not, she is disappeared.
There are too many strange things
going on around me, do you know?
Can I see what is
going on, upstairs?
This is my home, You know!
You continue.
Do you have anything to say?
Yes!
I know who has done it?
- Who?
Baba Bengali!
Who Baba Bengali?
That rascal omnipresent Baba Bengali
Sewer Rat! Hitler's bastard child!
That genetic mistake...
...who runs The Laboratory!
- Laboratory?
Why are you smoking a cigar?
'Cuz I like it!
Who sent you here?
What is this Laboratory?
I'll call him.
Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory
How can I help you?
Get Baba Bengali on the line.
You would be Mr...?
K... from Bombay...
- Yes sir!
Greetings!
Madam was just brought
in a while ago...
She's with Guruji in the Morgue...
I'll get him on the line
Guruji! Its K
Yeah K
Why did you pick Anjali up?
You're forgetting the rules son...
- What rules?
I didn't even puff at it...
Now what qualifies as a
puff and what doesn't...
...aren't we the ones to decide that?
First things first...
- I did not smoke!
Alex forced that thing
into my mouth!
You shouldn't have gone
to the party... and...
...if in your eyes that amounts
to smoking it...
...then you should have taken
my fingers not my wife...
...when I smoke my third cigarette...
Your fingers were being
held by someone else.
Exactly!
I was forced to put
it in my mouth...
It was shoved into my mouth!
But I spat it out before it was lit!
After it was lit!
Before it was lit!
- After it was lit
Subsequent to it being lit!
Call the third umpire!
I am the sole umpire in this game
Be it the first or the second!
Either way, I'm the one who
gets to raise the finger...
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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