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He's cute.

Take this.

- Come on.

- Let's bring the dog.

I want the dog.

Leave him alone.

- We're going upstairs.

- This dog's crazy.

There's the Artichoke.

Here's the stereo. Robin, focus.

Get a grip, man.

Damn, these people are loaded.

Does it come off?

Sure.

Careful with it. Don't scratch it.

I won't.

- You got it?

- Yeah.

Why does money

make my heart sing?

Gimme bling bling

and those material things

Beating for her

Why does money

make my heart sing?

Gimme bling bling

and those material things

But your heart should

be beating for her

Your heart should

be beating for her

P*ssy before paper.

Paper before p*ssy.

Or do you want p*ssy on your paper?

Or you can

spend your paper on p*ssy.

You're a p*ssy.

Where are you going?

Go down to the store.

- Go to the store.

- I'm done with that sh*t.

You're the one talking sh*t

about Jamal all the time.

- You wanna deal with those bikers?

- I'm going to 1O Dommer Street.

You must be crazy

driving down there in Jamal's car.

You wanna let Jamal pay you a measly

grand for hifi and an Artichoke?

- I just don't wanna die for some...

- Die? Are you scared or what?

If they find out

you've been here in Jamals car...

You're a f***ing p*ssy.

Always going on about money.

"Paper before p*ssy." Don't you

wanna make some real money?

Those guys don't know

anyone from the hood.

This ain't about the hood.

It's all about the money.

- You wanna make money?

- Sure.

Then shut the f*** up.

I'll go.

What do you want?

I'm here to see Bjorn.

To see Bjorn?

I've filled his order.

- His order?

- Yeah, the PH Artichoke lamp.

It's all been arranged.

F*** off, dickweed.

Get the f*** outta here.

Well, if it isn't the little burglar.

- I thought you were busy.

- I changed my mind.

- It's all outside.

- In the street?

You parked a car filled with

stolen goods right in the street?

I can just go

sell it somewhere else.

Drive round to the back.

- Wow!

- The cord is all there.

- Did you cut it decently?

- It's not cut. The cord is intact.

Is that your buddy out there?

Hey!

Get in here.

Don't be standing around out there.

You don't exactly look

like a courier service.

- What's that'?

- BeoLink stereo with speakers.

- Sony flat screen, 4O inches.

- Why not Bang & Olufsen?

Sony makes the best TV sets.

Looks nice.

How much do you want for it?

What did you have in mind?

Ten grand.

Fifteen.

All right.

Sold to the young gent

with balls of steel.

Shut your hole, Theis.

Now, listen up.

Carry it inside and connect it.

You don't get paid until it works.

I'm not going in there.

I'm taking the car back to Jamal.

What are you on about?

Why? Are you scared of 'em?

I'm not staying here.

See you around.

Hello, girls. How are you doing?

This is Casper, mr. Hifi. We're gonna

put up some speakers for you -

- so you can have

some music down here.

Put one up here

and the other one there.

Can you handle that?

- That shouldn't be too hard, huh?

- Not at all.

Oh, good music!

Hello, b*tches! How are you doing?

Hello. How do you doing?

Oh, Petra

Show me a little body.

I will buy you a car and a house.

- I want to buy you

- You drink too much.

I've drunk too much?

You don't know how much I can drink.

I can drink like a horse

and f*** like a pig!

Did I hurt your feelings?

I'll marry you now.

I'll marry you tonight.

Theis, what are you doing?

We're just lounging.

Testing out the new stereo.

We're just chilling.

The stereo's fine. Turn it off.

- You're f***ing wasted.

- Relax, I've only had a couple.

You're the driver.

That's all I ask you to do.

Now you can't even do that.

You can't drive for sh*t.

- Why are you still here?

- You haven't paid me.

I didn't know what you'd agreed upon.

He's been nice to the girls.

He hooked the stuff up

and made it work. A really nice guy.

Yes, that's right.

Here's your ten grand.

There you go.

The deal was fifteen.

So it was.

They're on their way.

We need to get a move on.

- We need a driver.

- I can't drive right now.

We've got clients waiting

and no driver.

- Theis, you f***ing moron!

- Give me the keys. I can drive.

Like hell you can't.

What about the kid?

- You got a driver's license?

- Sure.

Just give him the house keys

while you're at it.

Shut your f***ing mouth!

You got that?

I'm sick of your bullshit!

Get the f*** out!

F*** off, you f***ing bastard!

- Jesus Christ!

- Are you ready, girls?

Looking good, looking sharp. Cool.

You got everything with you?

Your lubricants? Condoms?

Your cell phones so you can write?

So, what'll it be?

Get gOing-

And don't mess up.

- Good evening.

- Evening.

Mind if I take a look around?

Go ahead.

All right.

- Hey, Bjorn.

- So, how's it going?

- It's going great.

- How are the girls doing?

They're doing good. Tell Bjorn

that you're having a good time.

Good time!

Good time! Party, party!

- Did you hear that?

- Of course I did.

I need them down at the club.

Just mention my name

to the doorman.

All right.

Is Bjorn sitting here?

Sit down.

I'm here to see Bjorn.

Do you know Bjorn?

I'm here to see him.

- I'm leaving with the girls, then.

- Just piss off, will ya?

Get the f*** outta here.

Get out of here. Piss off.

You wanna start something?

Casper, meet the Caliph.

- Is he cool?

- Yeah, sure.

Girls, here you go.

This is for you.

You guys want drinks?

F*** this, we need some bottles.

Bottles! Gimme some bottles!

That's my girl! That's my girl!

I'm not drunk.

I'm just getting started!

Gimme that card.

That right there

- Open up!

- Pipe the f*** down.

What the hell are you yelling for?

Get in here.

Get in here, you bastard.

Check this out.

- Back of the line.

- No, let him get a hit.

Go crazy, Theis.

I was afraid

he was gonna take it all.

Get in there, old man.

Some good stuff, good stuff.

You don't want any?

- Are you shitting me?

- No way, man.

Have another.

Holy sh*t!

Is this the right place?

Nice place.

They've got trees growing inside.

We usually don't allow

children under sixteen.

I'm prepared to pay you

a little extra.

As long as you're quiet, then.

We'll be on our best behaviour.

2,125 kroner, please.

- We can go somewhere else.

- Stop it. We're doing this.

There you go.

All set.

It's just like a vacation, huh?

But why is there no water slide?

- Would the lady care for some fruit?

- Grapes for the queen.

You have to toss it higher.

This is way too expensive, Casper.

There's more money coming.

Much more.

Don't worry about it.

Today is a day of luxury.

I just hope that

it'll make me look good.

I've brought a kebab for you.

And the money from last night.

Seven grand.

Just leave 'em on the table.

- You wanna count it?

- No.

If anything's missing,

you lose a finger.

Have a seat.

So, how do you like it?

It's going well.

Clients only f*** once a night,

but they can snort coke 'till dawn.

And I've got my hands

on some good sh*t.

We sell it alongside the girls, but

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