Normal Adolescent Behavior Page #2

He's nice. Nice.

He's nice.

He is.

He was nice to Nathan.

Oh, your brother's

easy to be nice to,

like puppy dogs

or homeless people.

Billie.

What?!

What?

- He's...

- Nice.

It's not like

I'm making him out

to be Sean the Saint

or anything.

- If we were normal girls...

- Which we're not.

We'd be all over that sh*t.

Okay, fresh meat...

Off the rack.

Thank God we're not normal.

Yeah.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

I really can't

take you seriously

with that on your head.

Pretty sexy.

Soda? Anyone?

Would you like some?

- Please.

- I would.

Your ass looks good

in those jeans.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Oh, shoot. Aw, Jesus.

- Hey.

- Hey.

I was supposed

to take that out. I can do it.

Oh. Okay.

You need any help?

- Sure. I mean, yeah.

- Okay.

You know, it was

really sweet of you

to hang out with Nathan.

Yeah, sure. Uh, Nathan's weird,

but potentially very cool.

- Temporarily weird.

- Hmm.

Empirical proof that,

uh, phases are real.

- Yuck.

- Yeah.

Well, here.

Let me help you.

Oh, thank you, Sean.

There we go.

Is your hand okay?

Yeah, you know, just when you

touch something gross.

- Yuck.

- Oh... hmm.

- Oh, no, not you.

- Oh. Well, that's a relief.

- Not me.

- I meant... I meant the trash.

- Oh, okay.

- Not you.

- I'm gonna go inside.

- Yeah. Yeah.

You know, um,

you're kind of weird, too.

Did you make that up?

I like that line.

Who says it was a line?

Well, if you're being earnest,

then that's mean.

So does that mean you're hopeful

I'm trying to pick you up?

"Pick me up."

What is this, like 1976?

- You're pretty funny.

- No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are. You're...

- Yeah.

You're smart, clever, funny,

you like science.

And all that equals ugly.

Well, you're

definitely not ugly.

Well.

You're just, um...

you're beautiful and smart.

Yeah.

Beautiful and smart.

Okay, I can't. I can't.

I can't.

- Okay.

- I'm sorry.

- No, it's, uh...

- Sh*t.

It's okay, um...

Um, I'm not available.

If you don't know that already,

then you're gonna find out soon.

Ahem... all right.

Um... yeah. Okay.

I, um... I gotta...

Yeah.

- Sorry about everything.

- No, it's fine.

Have a good night.

F***!

Well, if it isn't Allyson

coming to put her claws in Sean.

She's quite

the little wench.

Yeah, apparently so.

F***, that was fast.

That poor boy has no idea

what he's getting into.

Mommy. Mommy.

- Come on, little bit.

- Check it out.

Shh shh shh!

Get in the car.

Come on.

Up, baby, up and down

- Come on

- Down, down

Till you

touch the ground

Up, baby, up and down

Come on

Shake it up

like I knew you would

With a little bit

of pole-shakin' action

A booty like that

put boys in traction

Shake, baby, shake,

baby, shake

Don't stop

Knees in the air,

got her derriere...

So you met Wendy?

Uh, yeah, I met her.

Yeah. Then you know

all about the group?

Uh... no.

Oh, come on,

you know what I mean.

Horny. I understand

why the guys do it,

but girls?

It's total depravity.

Hey, you know, you should

talk to Ryan and Aaron.

Well, I mean,

you know they got out.

Pole-shakin' action,

booty like that

Put boys in traction

Run, run, run,

grab them a Honey-Bun

Run, run, run, run

What do you

mean, "Got out"?

What is it, like

a cult or something?

I guess. I mean...

I don't really know

what else you could call it.

Hey, don't you have to kill

yourself to be in a cult?

Uh... I don't know, Allyson.

Ahem.

And... And they all have sex

with each other.

Oh, it's pathetic. I know.

So how is what you're doing

any different than what

they're doing, I mean...

... till you

touch the ground

Up, baby, up and down

- Well, it just is.

- Down, down

Till you

touch the ground

You know, I invite them here

every single weekend,

and they never show.

They just think they're

so much better than us.

... till you

touch the ground

Up, down

Do you know they put

in a stripper pole?

- Up, down

- That is so cool.

- I'm gonna take a turn.

- Okay.

Up, down

Hey, baby!

Everybody want

to give it up

Up, down

Stretchin' it,

you go up, down

Mama wanna do

the up, down

Daddy gonna do the up

- Down

- Ryan!

- Hey!

- Hey!

Hi!

Such a small world

I seen her

just the other day

So, you know Wendy, right?

No. Really.

Um, look,

I just want to, uh...

I heard you... you two were...

I'm her next door neighbour,

so you know what...

Yeah.

Look, we had this...

It was like a...

It was an arrangement, okay?

The eight of us.

And when Aaron and I decided

we didn't wanna be a part

of it anymore, we left.

It's not like I had

to be deprogrammed or anything.

Everybody wants it

to be some big deal.

- So it's like this club...

- No. No.

- Okay, what is it, then?

- It isn't an "lt."

Okay. Wait, hold on

for one second, okay?

Hey, you can go on in.

I'm just...

Ahem... All right,

so whatever...

whatever this thing is,

it's enough of a thing where

I can't talk to her, right?

No. I...

I don't know. Maybe you

can talk to her at school.

Okay? You should...

You know, you should join

the student council.

I mean, we all...

They're all in it.

I don't do it anymore.

You're kidding, right?

Student council?

What, you thought we just

hung out and smoked crack?

No. I don't know. L...

- I don't know.

- Amnesty, we...

We did model congress.

Um, last year, we worked

on two local campaigns.

Smart kids who have sex.

It happens.

I have a question.

- What?

- I bet you do.

If you could torture anyone,

who would it be?

Who would it be?

I would definitely want

to torture Jack Black.

Why? He's funny.

He's perfect

torture material.

He's so fat and cute.

I love him.

He thinks he's funny

so he'd be laughing...

- Oh.

- Till I made him cry.

- Who would you torture?

- Lindsay Lohan.

How'd I know

you were gonna say that?

- I love you.

- I love you.

- Oh, I love you.

- Obvious and tired.

I love you.

Something original.

Hey, Ann, are you, uh... Are you

putting in or taking out?

Taking out.

I'm surprised

your box isn't empty.

I'd torture Eminem

without a doubt.

- Why, Jonah? Why the E-Man?

- He's so smug, you know?

It's like...

I just wanna tie him up

and shock him and stuff,

you know? Like...

Bzzzz!

In a tub of water,

like Abu Ghraib. Like, zzzz!

Nice. Oh, my God.

He's a gay boy.

What do you want, guys?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

The marbles that I stole

in fifth grade.

- Why?

- Huh?

- Because it's bad karma.

- Really?

You don't know

anything about karma.

I'll f***in' show you

bad karma, b*tch.

Wait a second.

I stole that marble...

You did!

And you were holding

onto it for me.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, that's so right.

That's so right, right?

Because somebody said...

- "Rah rah rah..."

- Lisa Nishi.

- Dude!

- Lisa Nishi!

Totally Lisa Nishi.

Said that

if you stole the marble

that she would

let you sit with her

like during lunch period

or something?

I never said.

Who plays marbles anyways?

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