North Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 87 min
- 666 Views
I'm a journalist, north.
You never said this conversation
was off the record.
I need time to think.
I'll hold the story,
but a few more displays
like that panther game,
and some parents
may start doing
That damn panther game.
And that geography test
we took today?
What about it?
You got a 34.
Chicago's in Africa?
Mexico... an island
off the coast of Montana?
Where'd you get this?
I'm a journalist, north.
I can't reveal my sources.
How I got this test
isn't important.
Why you got this grade is.
Your instincts are correct.
You need new parents,
and you need them now.
Unless...
Unless what?
Unless you haven't
got the guts.
I've got more guts than
anybody in this town.
Eh, talk is cheap.
I just feel I owe it
to my parents
to give them one last chance.
What can I say?
You came to me,
sought my counsel.
The rest is up to you.
No, no, that's o.K.
Thanks, anyway.
North wanted to give his folks
every chance to keep
the family together.
He tried his mom,
but she was too busy
rerouting the himmelmans.
That left dad.
Pants. Can I help you?
My name is north.
Can I talk to my dad?
What number?
Number 6.
Looks like that 5-iron's
a little short.
Number 6.
Number 6! Phone call.
Oh, uh, prom season.
Get a number, would you?
It's your son.
All right. Just a minute.
Is that piping holding up?
Very well, Mr. Vice president.
Now he's an expert on piping.
Hello.
Dad, can I talk to
you for a minute?
Yes, north.
We need these by 5:00.
I only got two legs!
North, I'm swamped.
Could we discuss this
over dinner?
But, dad...
We'll discuss it over dinner.
Yeah, right.
Dinner.
Well, that's that.
O.K., guys, let's roll.
Zoe, you take the South side.
Winchell!
Winchell!
Here you go.
Here you go.
I've made my decision.
Let me guess.
How did you know?
News travels fast.
Apparently.
You got a lawyer?
Do I need one?
This is America.
Everyone needs a lawyer.
I happen to know the best.
Name's Arthur belt.
Let's move it.
Where will I find him?
Don't worry. He'll find you.
We got a paper to get out!
Hello, north.
Arthur belt at your service.
The lawyer?
Your lawyer.
We're a team.
You do what I tell you to do,
you're going to have the
best parents in the world.
You sure you can squeeze me in?
What?
Oh, the "ambulance
chasing" thing.
Ha ha.
That's nothing.
I just use it to beat traffic.
Try it sometime on your bike.
Are we a team?
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, hey, hey. You know so.
Yes, north was actually
going to go through with it
and challenge the entire
concept of family.
The effect was immediate,
as kids now faced their parents
with confidence they once
only dreamed about.
What a great idea.
North's a genius.
Jeffrey, don't be ridiculous.
Now, where did I put that
Did I say ridiculous?
What I meant was, you
look very handsome today.
You realize north will
never pull this off?
He's north. He can do anything.
His folks will fight it.
They won't take this
lying down.
And then
the media circus began.
How do you feel?
Is winchell's story accurate?
Can we take that as a "yes"?
You think you can
pull this off?
No comment.
North, if you're successful,
how will your actions
affect mother's day?
No comment!
In 1793, the cotton gin
was invented.
us the name of the inventor?
E-e...
o.K.
Under strict advice
from counsel,
I must respectfully say
no comment.
Finally, north's day
in court arrived.
The world was watching.
All rise for the honorable
judge buckle.
All sit for the honorable
judge buckle.
Now, then, this is a trial,
not a hearing.
Even though both sides
will be saying things
and I'll be hearing them,
it is still not a hearing.
No doubt you'll be hearing
the same things I'm hearing.
That's your privilege.
However, once both sides
have been heard,
it'll be my job
to pass judgment.
Obviously, you can
pass judgment, too,
but it won't count.
That's because I'm the judge.
Have I made myself clear
to the plaintiff?
Yes, your honor,
it's quite clear
to the plaintiff.
Have I made myself clear
to the defense?
Your honor,
the defense rests.
Then there's nothing left to do
but make my judgment,
and in my judgment,
any folks who would
sleep through this trial
don't deserve a son like north!
I rule in favor
of the plaintiff.
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
The system works.
North, you're a free man.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Israel was in Egypt land
let my people go
everybody!
Go down, Moses
Hey! Hey! Pipe down!
Go down, Moses...
this is a court of law.
Even though I have
made a judgment,
the trial isn't over.
I still have to make a ruling.
Now, then, today is...
July 1st.
Today is July 1st,
and it's my ruling
that north choose his new
parents by labor day
so he can begin school
with his new family.
If he does not
choose new parents,
he may return
to his original parents.
However, if he is not
physically in the arms
of either his new parents
or his original parents
by noon on labor day,
he will be remanded
to an orphanage.
And if any of you has ever
seen the little rascals,
you know that's no day
at the beach.
Orphanage?
Not to worry.
From now own, the
world is your oyster.
Even though north didn't
really care for oysters,
he couldn't help but take
Arthur belt's enthusiasm
as a positive sign.
North free agent draft.
Yes, his eyes are blue.
Soprano.
Super Mario III.
He believes in God
and evolution.
Don't even get him started
on the Warren commission.
Everyone wants you, kid.
Everyone.
Look at this.
You got a first class ticket
to every city in the world.
My advice is, don't
spread yourself thin.
Learn as much as you can about
the parents you audition.
Once you sign with someone,
that's it.
They're your new folks
forever. Understand?
You bet.
That's the spirit.
Let's get cracking.
So north was on his way.
It was the 4th of July.
This year, independence day
had a special meaning
for north.
He was a free man
searching for the life
he felt he deserved.
There he is.
Look at that boy.
There he is, pa.
Well, hey,
howdy, north.
I'm pa Texas. Here's ma Tex.
And welcome to the
great state of Texas.
Uh, howdy.
I know what you're thinkin'.
Big car, right?
Well, it did cross my mind.
Everything I own's
the biggest and the best.
That's why we'd like you
to become our son.
'Cause you're the best.
To the best.
Home, sweet home.
This can all be yours, son...
the main house,
guest house,
livestock,
oil Wells.
Rumor has it you like baseball.
I used to own
the Houston astros.
Really? What happened?
Just this morning, I
signed them over to you.
Gee, don't get me wrong.
They're a fine organization,
but aren't we rushing things?
Pretty fair shootin', Gabby.
Thanks, boss.
Hey...
What are you doing here?
Finished all my chores.
Figured I'd get
some shootin' in.
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