North Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 87 min
- 666 Views
No, I... I mean...
Have you ever been
an easter bunny?
Easter bunny?
Careful, son.
Gabby's killed men
for less than that.
Sorry.
No harm done.
So, what you two cowpokes
got planned for tomorrow?
We'll wake up early and eat,
then dig for oil and eat,
then rope doggies
and bust broncs,
then maybe grab a bite to eat.
You like Tex-mex?
I'm a fan of any food that
straddles two borders.
That's my boy.
But what's the deal
with all this eating?
It's simple.
Remember I told you
everything I own's
the biggest and best?
You're already the best.
There's nothing left but
to make you the biggest.
And don't fret about not being
able to clean your plate.
Pretty soon that
stomach of yours
will stretch and stretch,
and your capacity for
food will grow and grow.
Excuse me. You say that
like that's a good thing
to have happen to your stomach.
It is.
Why?
Well, then you'll be like buck.
Who?
Our first son.
Biggest boy
this big state's ever seen.
He could eat more in one day
than anyone else
eats in a month.
That's why buck hated February.
Where is buck?
He died in a stampede.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
It was a mighty big loss.
Now we'll show you how
much we're lookin' forward
to making you our new son.
Ready, pa?
Ready, ma.
We had a son
who was trampled
by a ton of longhorns
but you're here, cutes
to fill his boots
as flat as they may be
you'll yell yippee-ai-o
at the rodeo
till the day's done
then you'll make
a lot of pals
with buffalo gals
just leave some for me
we'll barbecue
steaks and stew
feed you pumpkin pie
till your can's bigger than
the big ol' Texas sky
yee-hah!
Yee-hah!
Yee-hah!
Yee-hah!
Whoo!
You'll grow tall
and play football
be famous
you'll grow more,
own a chain of stores
marry Betty Lou
oh, north
north
grow, north
'nother rib, son?
You o.K., cowboy?
Yeah.
Just thinking.
Texas nights are sure
good for thinking.
Yeah.
You doing any particular
type of thinking
or just wandering thinking?
I was thinking if I stay here,
shadow of someone else.
What kind of life
would that be?
From what I hear about buck,
what kind of shadow
would that be?
Yeah, he was a big one.
Mighty hard being your own man
when they're always comparing
you to somebody else.
Yeah, right.
I mean, I left home
because I had parents who
didn't appreciate who I was.
Why would I want new parents
who'd only appreciate me
if I was someone else?
You might be
onto something there, son.
You know, down here in these
parts we got a saying...
sometimes when you're
panning for gold,
you got to try
more than one stream.
We really wish
you'd reconsider.
I'm sorry, but it wouldn't
be fair to any of us.
Thanks for
the opportunity, north.
Oh, sir?
Yes, north?
I think it's only right
I give you back the astros.
Well, thanks, son.
That's a class gesture.
Well...
Goodbye.
So long, pard.
We'll miss you.
Hold on there, son.
Just a little something
to remember your old
buddy Gabby by.
Hope it brings you good luck.
Thanks.
So north resumed his search,
and though he got
to the airport by noon,
out of respect
for ma and pa Tex,
in true cowboy tradition,
to fly off into the sunset,
with no knowledge at all
of what was going on back home.
How much longer do we have to
put up with this indignity?
How much longer must we
tolerate these injustices?
The subservience?
It's humiliating, my friends.
It's demeaning.
Right on!
Now is the time to say no!
Now is the time to say,
"just because you were born
25 or 30 years before me
"doesn't make you smart.
"It doesn't make you right.
It just makes you old!"
"It just makes you
smell worse in the morning!"
Now is the time
to band together
and let our parents know
we're at the dawn
of a new era...
the era of our liberation!
An era made possible
by a kid who had the guts
to fight for the power
we now possess!
And now the man
whose brilliant legal mind
shone the light
on the pathway to freedom...
Mr. Arthur ulysses belt,
esquire!
Thank you!
I am but a humble servant,
standing at your ready,
to assist in this noble cause!
Viva El norte!
Viva El norte!
Viva El norte!
Viva El norte!
Viva El norte!
But like I said,
north didn't know
about any of this.
He was on his way to Hawaii
to meet what he hoped
would be his new parents.
Governor and Mrs. ho?
Aloha, north.
Welcome to our
island paradise, north.
Aloha.
We've got a big day
planned for you.
Waki-waki will take you
to the house to change.
Aloha.
Aloha?
I thought that meant hello.
In Hawaii, aloha means
hello and goodbye.
Doesn't that get confusing?
Only when you're
firing someone.
Oh, well, aloha.
Isn't he great?
You know, north,
if you settle here,
you'll be many years younger
because of the difference
in time zones.
You won't die as early
as you would
if you lived on the mainland.
That's a plus.
Another thing, north.
If you live in Hawaii,
it's much easier to get
into a good college.
How's that?
We have only 12 letters
in our alphabet.
Really?
That's right. Five vowels...
A-e-I-o-u.
Seven consonants.
H-k-l-m-n-p-w.
I didn't know that.
Well, sure.
Just think about it.
Waikiki, Honolulu...
Kaanapali, mauna lani.
That's very interesting,
but how does that
help me get into college?
Since we don't use the
letters b-c-d and "f",
you're pretty much guaranteed
to get straight as.
What do you think?
Well, I like what I see,
but I do have one question,
just for my own peace of mind.
What is it?
I hope I'm not
being insensitive,
but you wouldn't
have a dead kid
whose shoes
you want me to fill?
Dead kid?
North, Hawaii is
a lush and fertile land.
There's only one barren area
on all of our islands.
Unfortunately, it's Mrs. ho.
But if all goes right,
you will be our first child.
Wow!
What a great day.
You know,
this might really work out.
As far I'm concerned,
there's just a few
minor details to discuss.
You know, bedtime, sleepovers,
your views on snacks.
That sort of thing.
What are we standing here for?
Let's go inside and push
a few numbers around,
see what we come up with.
Ladies and gentlemen,
governor and Mrs. ho.
Heahea 'oe!
Komo mai e kai e ku aloha!
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow 50th staters,
I am thrilled to announce
that we have reached
an agreement in principle
which allows me
to introduce to you today
a young man,
who in coming years
will be to Hawaii what
the peach is to Georgia,
the apple is to New York,
the wind is to Chicago!
Now, without further ado,
please give a big, warm
Hawaiian welcome
to our new pride and joy...
our son north!
What is that?
Son, that'll be
in every airport,
along every highway...
My crack?
My crack is going to be
shown in every airport?
show my crack on every highway?
The truth is, north,
I'm governor of a state
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