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[ Sighs, Hisses ]
That hurt? I'm sorry.
No, it doesn't hurt.
I like you.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Giggles ]
All right.
You loved her
You were kissing
Shh. well, what about you?
Did you ever even
have a boyfriend?
Well, ofcourse.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, tell me about them.
No.
Oh? why not?
Because it's not important.
I'm interested.
[ Sighs ]
All right. Fine.
You want to go there?
Yeah. I can take it.
Fine.
So
Well, in high school
there was Markus.
- Quarterback-slash-homecoming king?
No. He was a rower.
He was very hot.
[ Chuckles ]
For a brieftime in college
there was, um there was Charlie.
She was nice, but
And then there was
my semester in Sienna.
Fernando Belardelli.
Also known as ''The Puma.''
- The Puma?
- Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.
So
Oh, that's it?
The ones that lasted, yeah.
What happened? Why-
Why didn't they work out?
What always happens. Life.
[ Exhales ]
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
No, it's not.
It's awesome. Trust me.
I'm serious.
I'll go first.
[ Exhales ]
Penis.
Penis.
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
There's kids around.
There are no kids around.
[ Giggling ]
Penis!
Penis!
You having fun?
Yeah.
This is the kind ofthing
you did with The Puma, isn't it?
Oh, we rarely left the room.
[ Loud ]
Penis!
Sorry. Tourette's.
You know how it is.
Penis!
She has it too. Penis!
Penis!
Shh. Everyone's
looking over here.
I'm done. I'm done.
Are you done?
I'm done.
You're done?
Yeah.
This is too much.
Unleash me. I'm done.
Promise?
I promise.
I promise.
[ Screaming ]
Penis!
[ Laughing ]
It's very complex.
Mmm.
In a way, it sort of, like,
says... so much...
by...
saying so little.
Do you want to go
to the movies?
Yep.
Suffering.
So much suffering.
Suffering.
Suffering.
[ Man Speaking Swedish Continues ]
[ French ]
[ orchestra:
Dramatic ]T-Tom?
see you in his office.
[ Knocks ]
Tom.
Have a seat.
[ Exhales ]
Has something happened
to you recently?
What do you mean?
A death in the family,
someone taken ill
Anything like that.
No.
Look, I don't mean to pry, but...
does this have something to do
with Summer leaving?
Who?
My assistant.
Your, um
Tom, everyone knows.
Never mind.
latelyyour work performance...
has been... a little off.
I'm not following.
okay.
Um, here's something
that you wrote last week.
Uh, ''Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Fuckyou, whore.''
Now, most shoppers
at Valentine's Day-
Mr. Vance, are you firing me?
No. No.
Relax, Hansen.
You're one ofthe good ones.
Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Things have been a little difficult.
That's okay. I completely
understand that.
I'm just saying
that perhaps you could
channel those energies,
um, into something like this.
Funerals and sympathy.
Misery, sadness, loss offaith,
no reason to live.
This is perfect foryou.
Uh
Good. okay.
Now back to workyou go.
Thankyou.
Hey.
Hey.
Don't you have, like,
Nope. All done.
Really? Can you help me?
'Cause I've run out ofways
to say ''congrats.''
Okay. I got ''Good job,''
''Well done'' and ''Way to go.''
That's it.
How 'bout, ''Every day
you make me proud,
but todayyou get a card.''
Sh*t, that's good!
I know.
Have you tried ''Merry''?
Wow! That's perfect! Merry!
wow!
We've been stuck on this
for an hour.
Hmm. How about...
''I love us''?
Aw.
I hate Summer.
I hate her crooked teeth.
l hate her 1 960s haircut.
I hate her knobby knees.
And I hate her cockroach-shaped
splotch on her neck.
I hate the way she smacks her lips
before she talks.
And I hate the way she sounds
when she laughs.
[ Man ]
She's like the wind
I hate this song!
Son, you're gonna
have to exit the vehicle.
[ Woman ]
l normally don't do blind dates,
but Paul and Robyn spoke
very highly ofyou.
Ah.
They said you write
greeting cards.
That's so interesting.
I wanted to write.
I actually majored
in English in college,
but what are you gonna do
with that degree?
I went to Brown.
where did you go?
Alison.
Hmm?
Listen, it's great to meet you,
and... you're a very attractive girl.
I just wanted to say up front
that this isn't
It's not gonna go anywhere.
oh.
I liked this girl.
I mean, I loved her.
What does she do?
She took a giant sh*t
on my face.
Literally.
Literally?
Not literally.
That's disgusting.Jesus.
What's the matter with you?
The point is,
I'm messed up. I am.
You know, on the one hand,
I want to forget her.
On the other hand,
I know that she's the only person
in the entire universe
that will make me happy.
Mm-hmm.
You ever do this?
You think back on the times
you had with someone, replay it
in your head over and over again,
and you look for those
first signs oftrouble.
There's two options really.
Either... she's an evil,
emotionless,
miserable human being,
or... she's a robot.
Small Wonder.
You know, Vicki.
That would explain
a lot actually.
Can I askyou a question?
Yeah.
No. Never.
She ever take advantage
ofyou in any way?
No.
And she told you up front
that she didn't want a boyfriend.
Yeah.
I got a great idea.
Well, some things
you can explain away
But my heartache's in me
every day
Did you stand by me
No, not at all
Di-
Oh, fine! Go!
That's fine. See ya.
Waste oftime.
You don't look anything
like Summer.
[ Man on P.A. ]
Pacific Surfliner.
Full service to Santa Barbara.
[ Engineer ]
All aboard, please.
Hey, baby.
Hey, you here?
Hell no.
What do you mean,
''Hell no''?
I'm not going to that.
Yes, you are.
No, man. It's gonna be
all old people.
Yeah, but you said you were going.
That's why I'm going.
And that's why
I called her last night,
told her I was sick.
Like a ninja.
Dude! I'm gonna I'm not gonna
know anybody at this thing.
Maybe you'll meet
some hot granddaughters
or something.
I'm hanging up now.
Bye, baby.
[ Man on P.A. ]
May I have your attention, please?
Passengers boarding the train
in Los Angeles, please...
have your tickets out
and ready for collection.
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
Hi, Tom!
Hey. Summer.
I must have walked right byyou.
Yeah.
Well, um, what are you doing?
Are you going to Millie's?
Me too.
Cool.
- I forgot you knew her.
- Yeah, we worked together
all that time, so
ofcourse.
I love Millie.
She's the sweetest.
She is.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
Good. I-I wrote to you.
I I just, you know-
It got kind ofcrazy,
and the holidays came up,
so work was
Yeah.
Well, I was gonna go get a coffee
ifyou wanna
[ Chuckles ]
''The Architecture of Happiness.''
Yeah.
That looks
like a good book.
Yeah, it's-
Well, I don't want
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