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to botheryou.
No, no. I, um
Yeah, let's get coffee.
Afteryou.
[ Man ]
Sweet
Disposition
Never
Too soon
A moment, a love
A dream aloud
A kiss, a cry
our rights, our wrongs
You look nice.
Thanks.
So do you.
Sweet
well?
Disposition
[ whispers ]
Penis.
No.
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[ Woman ]
Helping the kids out oftheir coats
Wait, the babies haven't been born
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh
Unpacking the bags and setting up
And planting lilacs and buttercups
[ Summer ]
okay. what else you got?
[ Continues, Faint ]
Well, you snore.
No, I don't.
You do.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
Well, you do too.
Oh, I definitely do.
And your feet reek.
That one time!
No, every time.
That one time!
[ Chuckling ]
No.
That one time especially,
but every time.
And when you wake up,
your hair, it sticks up like that.
It's ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.
Damn right!
Ringo's the best.
Ringo is-
Goose!
Oh! oh! oh!
Man! He's fast. Damn! All right.
You got me. Duck.
[ Giggling ]
Duck.
At last
My love has come along
My lonely days are over
One, two, three.
[ Exhales ]
And life is like a song
Wanna dance?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, at last
Hey, I was wondering, um
a party on Friday, um,
on our rooftop that has,
like, a really nice garden,
ifyou want to come.
Yeah.
Foryou are mine
Ifyou're not busy.
At last
I don't think I will be.
[ Chuckling ]
They're good, huh?
They are good.
[ Ends ]
I guess I just got lucky.
Um, we met in elementary school.
In seventh grade
we had the same class schedule,
and, uh,
wejust clicked, you know?
Love?
Sh*t, I don't know.
As long as she's cute
and she's willing, right?
I'm flexible on the cute, so
Twenty-one years.
She's the light that guides me home.
Yes, that is from one ofour cards.
Doesn't make it less true.
I think technically
the ''girl of my dreams''...
would probably have, like,
a really bodacious rack, you know.
Maybe different hair.
Probably-
You know, she'd probably be
a little more into sports.
But, um, truthfully,
Robyn's Robyn's better
than the girl of my dreams.
She's real.
[ Woman ]
He never, ever saw it coming at all
[ Buzzes ]
Never, ever saw it coming at all
[ Narrator]
Tom walked to her apartment,
intoxicated by the promise ofthe evening.
It's all right
It's all right
He believed that this time...
his expectations would align with reality.
It's all right
Hey, open wide
Hi.
Hey.
Hey, open wide
You look nice.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. Thanks.
I like your tie. Wow!
Hi.
Howyou doing?
Good. How are you?
Good.
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
lt's all right, it's all right
It's all right
No one's got it all
I, um, brought you something.
No one's got it all
That's so nice.
No one's got it all
Thankyou.
You shouldn't have.
That's so nice.
It's the-
Thankyou so much.
No problem.
I'm excited to read it.
Yeah.
Come on.
And we're going to these meetings
- So, Tom, what is it that you do?
Tom could be
if he wanted to be.
[ Woman ]
That's unusual.
I mean, what made you go
from one to the other?
I guess I just figured,
why make something disposable,
like a building,
when you can make something
that lasts forever, like a greeting card?
[ Chuckles ]
It's all right
lt's all right
It's all right
lt's all right
[ Chuckles ]
what?
It's all right
No one's got it all
Do you guys
know each other?
No one's got it all
Power to the people
We don't want it
we want pleasure
And the TVs try to rape us
And I guess that they're succeeding
And we're going to these meetings
But we're not doing any meeting
And we're trying to be faithful
But we're cheating
cheating, cheating
I'm the hero ofthe story
Don't need to be saved
It's all right
It's all right
lt's all right, it's all right
It's all right
lt's all right
It's all right
lt's all right, it's all right
It's all right
lt's all right
No one's got it all
All, all
All, all
[ Rock ]
[ Man ]
Hung up and bent on a stranger
Just trying to swing a full-time ride
I never knew the cold hand ofdanger
Till I met this one and took it inside
Now I can't get near it
Get a room! Really.
Don't want to hear it
My cover's blown
I walked in the rain like a drone
All the way to Marquette
The infinite pet
Oh, no
No, no, no, no, no
Cheaper than all your threats
No, no
Sh*t.
I've been calling you
every five minutes.
Are you okay?
I'm great.
What happened to you?
You always wanna
talk about it.
Not this.
Okay. well, come on.
Let's go.
where are we going?
It's Thursday!
This one says, ''Go for it!''
And this one says,
''You can do it!''
we have a whole line
of inspirational photographic cards...
featuring Pickles, my cat.
l think people will really enjoy them.
- Thankyou.
- [ Vance ]
Good job, Rhoda.
That's inspirational stuff.
Okay. Who's next?
We haven't heard from
Sympathy in a while.
Hansen?
Yeah?
The Winter Collection?
Do you have anything
to contribute?
Uh, no.
I really don't.
Okay.
We'll come back to you.
Uh, McKenzie?
Actually, you know what?
Yes, Tom?
Can I say something
about the cat?
Well, okay.
Yeah, uh, this is
And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,
but, um, this is total sh*t.
Tom!
''Go for it'' and ''You can do it''?
That's not inspirational.
That's suicidal.
If Pickles goes for it right there,
that's a dead cat.
These are lies. we're liars.
Think about it.
Why do people buy these things?
It's not 'cause they want
to say how they feel.
People buy cards 'cause
they can't say how they feel,
or they're afraid to.
We provide the service
that lets them offthe hook.
You know what?
I say, to hell with it!
Let's level with America.
At least let them speak
for themselves! Right?
I mean, look! What what is this?
What does it say?
''Congratulations
on your new baby.'' Right?
How 'bout, ''Congratulations
on your new baby.
- That's it for hanging out.
Nice knowing you.''
- Sit down, Hansen.
How 'bout this one, with all
the pretty hearts on the front?
I know where this is going. Yep!
''Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart. I love you.''
That sweet? Ain't love grand?
This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
What does that even mean, ''love''?
Do you know? Do you? Anybody?
Tom.
Ifsomebody gave me this card,
Mr. Vance, I would eat it.
It's- It's these cards,
and the movies, and the pop songs
They're to blame for all the lies...
and the heartache, everything.
And we're responsible.
I'm responsible.
I think we do a bad thing here.
People should be able
to say how they feel
how they really feel
not, you know, some words
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