Not Another Not Another Movie Page #2

Everything you wanna see.

We've got romance,

A war, the mafia, ghosts.

What's not to like, huh?

This is gonna be huge, okay?

Mark my words. Big numbers.

You can quote me on that.

Jack, is that you again?

I'm reading.

Don't you see i'm reading?

Why don't you

Leave me alone?

You died years ago

On that boat,

And it was

A beautiful night...

I love you.

(shivering)

I love you, too.

Jack.

Yeah?

Do you think we're

Gonna be okay?

Man:
please help us.

We're all gonna die out here.

Yeah. We're gonna

Be just fine.

We just have to

Hold on to hope.

Man:
no hope.

We're all gonna die out here.

Okay. Just never let go.

Okay? Promise you'll

Never let go.

I won't. Promise me

You'll never let go.

I promise.

Promise me you'll

Follow your dreams.

I promise.

John...

Especially the dream

That you become a nun

And never marry again.

Um, no. That's

Not my dream.

Just promise me, rose.

I'm dying here.

Okay. No, i promise.

Promise me you'll never

Kiss another man.

Um... Mmm.

I am only 18.

I have to go to college.

Gonna be in sorority.

I have big plans,

So i don't know.

If you feel like

That you need to let go,

I forgive you.

Okay?

You do?

Okay.

So i forgive you.

You need to let go.

What are you doing?

Man:
is there anybody

Out there?

Who is that?

Anyone?

Who is that?

Is that a lifeboat?

No. It's okay,

Don't worry.

I'll be fine, okay?

Just let go.

I'm so cold and...

Man:
i'm all alone.

I need some company.

I've got, like,

12 seats in here.

Are you sure there's

Not enough room on

That driftwood for me?

Hm-mm. No. I wish there was,

But i'm a little cramped.

You could save

Both of us.

I'm starting to lose

My power of sight.

I can't... Is he

Still out there?

Hey, you.

Jump in my boat.

I've got plenty of room.

Hm-mm. Nope.

Oh, he's gone.

I got hot cocoa.

(crying)

Lose the stiff.

I'm back in five.

I'm so cold, rose.

I know. I'm

A little chilly, too.

I wish there

Was room.

Hey, you know what?

Let me get you

A sweater.

I got a sweater, okay?

Ooh.

Got my sweater all...

It's so nice.

I am so hot.

Actually, this is

Really hot.

(snorts)

That beautiful night,

And the moon and everything.

But you can't swim,

And there wasn't

Room for you on the boat.

That's what i have to do.

I mean, it's getting...

Come on, jack,

Where are you?

I'm gonna

Get you, jack.

Oh, this thing

Won't work.

Cut. Cut. Cut!

What? What?

What do you want?

Hi.

Hi.

How you doin'

Over there?

I'm not doing

Well at all.

I can tell that.

Listen, do you need

A nap or something?

No, i don't need

Any nap!

I'm just not strong

Enough to cock it.

Did you just decide

To waste everyone's

Time today?

Was it

A conscious decision?

How dare you

Talk to me like that?

Because this is how

You cock a gun.

You see that? Just like that.

Is that close enough for you?

I can't do it

When it's not my size.

You have to get me a gun

That's right for me.

Not your size?

You're the size

Of a peanut.

This is the size

Of a shotgun.

That's how you cock a gun.

I've told you ten times.

you know what?

Titanic has one anchor.

We don't need two.

Oh, really?

Yes.

You like that?

Let's give you

A little bit more.

I'm sorry you can't

C-c-cock the gun,

But you're f-f-fired!

Thank you. It'll be

A good thing to get

Rid of you anyway.

I'm glad. Bye, bye, bye.

Guys, we gotta talk.

Oh. Oh, boy.

I, uh...

I'm afraid i, uh...

I have horrible news

For all of you.

You're all gonna be

Looking for another job.

In a nutshell,

The movie that we made

That we hoped

Would make money,

Came out and...

We didn't make zero.

I know that sounds

Pretty good,

But it's actually

Bad news,

Because we ended up

Owing money.

You see, shipping costs,

And the print costs,

Put us in a position

Where we owe

More than

It actually made.

I wish we made zero.

Believe me.

(cell phone

Ring tone playing)

Excuse me one second.

(ring tone playing

Rap song)

Yes?

I'm in an important meeting.

Please.

man:
mr. Storm, you wanna

Look out the window, please?

Mm-hmm.

Okey-dokey.

sir, we're all over here.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

okay. See you over here.

Went to the wrong office

Again, didn't i?

I'll be right there.

Yeah.

Keep up the good work. Bye.

Flop!

Great job, wes.

Everybody take a moment

And give wes

A big round of applause

For shitting on our studio.

You know what? Actually,

To be fair, it was steve's idea.

Was it? The shitting

On the studio part?

Was it your idea, steve?

Did you direct it, steve?

Who directed it, steve?

I believe

It was wes, yes.

Hey, let's take a look

At your projection.

By the way, i remember

We were talking about

This before.

This is what

He projected for

The opening weekend.

I love these numbers.

These are great numbers.

Look at this.

Whoo whoo whoo whoo whooo!

Now, what the film

Actually did was...

(clears throat)

...A little worse.

Perhaps like this.

You know what i'm saying?

You know what i'm saying, wes?

Wes:
i'm expecting

Big things--

Wes, i really don't

Wanna hear you talk.

I just wanna thank you

So much for begging me

To let you

Direct this film,

Because we just lost

$55 million.

And of course,

We're gonna need

You to pay that back.

I don't have

That kind of money.

We'll take it

Out of your paycheck.

Shouldn't take that long.

Write that down, ben.

Ben, ben?

Take it out of his paycheck.

Shouldn't take too long.

People, we gotta

Start over.

We gotta

Get back to basics.

What makes a good film,

A good movie?

The script.

Craft services.

Paris hilton?

Cream.

Ice. Vanilla extract.

It's true. Why?

Because that's what's

Payin' for the movies.

I started making ice cream

In the late 1970's.

And that's where

All my fame and fortune,

That's where it came from.

My company was called

30 flavors.

No one could even imagine

Back then.

Thirty flavors of ice cream.

(laughing)

That's when robbins

Came up with 31.

So i... I had

To call it quits.

You know,

Open a movie studio.

Rum raisin. Ech!

(scoffs)

Why couldn't

I have thought of that?

I'll tell you why.

You don't want

To give a kid liquor

With raisins in it.

What... What's that

Teaching us?

What's that teaching us?

What's that teaching our kids?

I even tried it.

I tried drinking rum,

Put raisins in it,

It's hideous.

Can you imagine freezing

That up, putting it on a cone,

And havin' a kid...

What? What? What? What?

I'm sorry.

First things first.

I will be leaving

My little brother lester,

Who i don't think

Many of you have met yet,

Will be taking over

For me.

I think dad would've

Liked it that way anyway.

He's a terrific guy.

I know you're gonna like him.

He is kind-hearted,

He's sweet.

He's like a puppy dog.

You could tickle him

On the chest.

He's like a pussycat,

But he's also conscientious.

I think he'll have

More of the temperament

For this kind of work

Than i do.

I am having a problem

Keeping my heart beating.

Therefore, without

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