Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX

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Strumpet.

You're a lifesaver,

you know that, Belle?

Thanks.

Deanna wants to talk to you.

What makes you say that, Belle?

She just was telling me...

- If Deanna wants to talk to me,

she'll come and talk to me.

I'll take one of those burgers

when those burgers are ready.

Are these burgers ready yet, Belle?

- I don't...

I'll check.

- Good.

Hey, keep an eye on Darlin'.

She's after that Clapp boy again.

Deanna.

- Chris.

So, what's on your mind, sweetheart?

I told you! No more kissing.

It is inappropriate.

Do you hear me?

Yeah, I hear you,

you're yelling in my ear.

Can I have my radio back now?

- We'll see.

What are you gonna do, jenny?

- Hold her. - Stop it!

Are you gonna cry

to your Momma, like a baby?

What's the matter, Jenny?

- You wearing diapers?

Let's see it!

Stop it! I'm gonna tell!

Like a girl, you're gonna tell.

You need your diaper changed, jenny.

Ow!

- Shut up!

Diapers? Diapers, Jenny?

I spend as much time as I can

with Ed up at the home,

but I'd like to spend more.

That's understandable.

So what I wanna do is...

I wanna sell it all off,

get myself a nice little

one-bedroom up around there,

so I can be with him

these last few months.

I don't think he's got

much more than that.

Hey.

If you really wanted to sell,

I'm glad you came to me.

So you just come by

the office on Monday

and we'll start drawing up

some papers. Okay?

I can't give you

the world for the place

but I'll give you a fair price.

I know you will, Chris.

It's the good thing

about old friends,

you don't have to worry

about gettin' a lube job.

How'd you do, bud?

- Eight out of ten, dad.

Consistently?

The last one and once before that.

I think I got the hang of it, though.

Gotta hit your free throws

to win ball games.

I know.

That guy's got a major thing for Peg.

He's pretty much a douche.

They went out like one time.

Is that so?

Watch the leather.

So you didn't go in once, huh?

Chlorine makes my hair gross.

We wouldn't want that,

now, would we?

You feed the dogs yet?

Brian'll do it when he gets up.

The dogs can wait.

It's kinda nice when

it's quiet like this, isn't it?

How's the average?

- 7 - 10.

Pretty consistent.

- Good. That's good.

Did you catch anything?

Does it look like I got anything?

I should turn down the ham.

Fine, you do that,

then come along with me, babe.

Me too?

Sure, sweetie. You too.

Follow us, son!

Watch your step.

Okay.

I want you guys to move

all this junk from the south end

to the other side of the cellar,

and just sweep up the floor.

Before dinner?

- Yes, before dinner, Peg.

Why?

Because your dad asked you to.

You don't have a problem with that,

do you Brian? - No.

Where do you want us

to move all the stuff?

In the dump trailer.

If it's small and burnable,

put it in the burn barrel.

You're gonna need some gloves.

There's a couple pair in the barn.

Have you fed the dogs yet?

- It's Peggy's turn. I had morning.

Peg?

Fine. I'll feed the dogs.

I'll go get the gloves.

Is there mice down here?

Could be.

Should I get some cheese?

No, I don't think

that's a very good idea.

Belle, you organize

things around here.

With three of you,

it shouldn't take very long.

I've got some things

to do at the house.

Chris?

Why are we doing this?

You'll see.

Trust me on this one.

What's he doing?

Peggy, you scared

the hell out of me.

Sorry. I couldn't sleep.

Well, try. You have

school in the morning.

What's dad doing?

Go to bed, Peggy.

It's late.

Good night, mom.

Good night, honey.

Hey, I don't wanna hurt you!

Okay, so who can tell me

what a scalene triangle is?

Three unequal sides.

- That's right.

But we forgot to raise our

hand again, didn't we, jackie?

Sorry, Miss Raton.

So what other kinds of triangles

are there? Name them for me, guys.

Peggy?

Taking copious notes as usual, right?

Just some notes, yeah.

So what other kinds

of triangles are there, Peg?

Scalene?

Guys.

Please, may I be excused?

Yes. Of course you may.

You okay, sweetie?

Yeah. I just had to come

and get my stuff.

Sorry.

Great shot, Cyndi!

Way to go, Brian!

You're too good.

What's up, Cyndi?

There's something sticky

like glue in my brush.

Let me see.

Gum.

It's okay Cyndi. I'll help you.

Ow! That hurts!

- Sorry.

It's okay. Thanks for trying.

Dammit!

F***!

That is not civilized behavior!

F***!

Dammit!

F***!

Oh, God!

So...

you like to bite.

You can't understand

a word I'm saying.

I get that.

But I'll bet that you could guess...

that I am more than just a little bit

upset with you right now.

So I need to make sure

that you understand

just who is in charge here.

I've got kids to raise

around here, lady.

And disobedience is not something

I want them to witness.

They're very good kids,

and I would very much like

to introduce them to you.

But...

if you're not going to be nice,

if you are going

to be disobedient,

then I can't do that.

Now can I?

Plus, I need to feel better

about losing my finger.

Okay, I'm gonna go

to the house for a minute.

I'm gonna bring the wife and kids.

And you be nice.

Be nice.

I feel better about

losing my finger now.

One shot.

I heard you.

What were you shootin' at?

You'll see.

What is that new tune?

Where is it from?

Korea.

Korea?

I like it.

- Me too.

You'll spoil your dinner.

Not a chance.

You say that now.

- I certainly do.

Okay everybody.

Who wants to go down

to the cellar with me?

What do you have in there?

A mountain lion?

This is a hell of a lot better

than a mountain lion, son.

Dad?

What is this?

God only knows

where she's been living, Peg.

In the woods. In caves.

We're gonna help her.

She needs a big Band Aid.

That's right.

That's the first thing

we're gonna fix.

She's been wounded.

We'll get right to it. Okay.

We are all going to have to share in

the responsibility of taking care of her.

Ground rules.

No touching.

I learned the hard way

that our friend here likes to bite.

She bit you?

She took an inch off my finger.

Swallowed it.

Jesus!

What are we gonna do with her?

We're gonna train her, Brian.

Civilize her.

Free her from herself,

from her baser instincts.

This woman thinks

that she is an animal.

And God only knows

how she got that way,

but we cannot have people

running around the woods

thinking they're animals.

It isn't right.

It's not safe.

Belle?

Yes?

Could you run up and

put together a bowl of cereal

or oatmeal or something simple?

She's gotta be hungry.

The only thing she's had to eat

since I captured her is...

Your finger.

And Peg? Go up

and get the first-aid kit.

I wanna see to her wounds.

Okay?

Okay, let's go, girls. Come on.

Better than a mountain lion, son?

Do we really get to keep her?

- We do.

Now, I cannot stress this enough.

For the moment,

everyone keep your distance.

What is that, Belle?

Is that oatmeal?

Yes.

- Good.

Good. It's nice and nutritious.

just go ahead

and set it down. Okay?

So, Belle,

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