Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Page #2

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you're gonna set it down.

But not too close. Good.

And now, Brian,

I want you to bring the rake.

Okay. Now push it toward her.

Be careful not to spill it.

Come on.

There you go.

Great. Great.

Everybody, that's teamwork.

Okay? Everybody did their part.

See what I mean about

keeping your distance?

I guess next time

we need to use Rubbermaid.

I'll clean it up. Alright.

If she gets hungry enough, she'll eat.

Okay, look, here,

huddle up. Here.

This is our project

and it's a secret one.

Now, I shouldn't

have to remind you

to keep your mouths zipped,

but I'm doing it anyway.

We're all gonna have to share

in chores with this one.

It's the same as

taking care of the dogs.

Someone's gonna have to

clean up after her and so on.

Your mother and I

will take care of anything...

overly complicated. Right, hon?

Yes.

Okay, then. Well, dinner time.

She may not be hungry,

but I am.

Okay. We'll work out

the details later, okay?

Let's go eat.

Is everybody okay with that?

Everybody okay? Yeah?

Okay. Let's go.

Some salt?

Are you in there?

Well, when I'm sad

I listen to my radio.

Wanna hear?

How are things at school, kiddo?

Fine, dad.

You're a good girl, Peg.

And I know it's hard

sometimes being your age,

but you've got to remember

to look at things on the bright side.

You're gonna get

your license soon, right?

Your grades are good, aren't they?

Yeah.

And you're gonna go to college.

Think about that.

Okay, dad.

I love you, kiddo.

I love you too, dad.

Honey?

That woman.

Do you really think

we should be doing this?

Let's go to bed, babe.

Toby, how are you?

- Good morning. Perfect.

Good morning, Mr. Cleek.

Morning, Dorothy.

So, how did it go with Mrs. Oldenberg?

Is she satisfied with the papers?

Signed them right away.

- Fine, that's fine.

You have lunch with Deanna

at noon, court at two,

then a three-thirty

with the oil company reps.

Are the Ludlow files ready?

I just have to print out this last one.

Okay, fine. Well, look,

when you're done with that,

just bring 'em on in here,

along with another...

cup of mud and

we'll get into it, okay?

Thank you, Dorothy.

Okay. First some stretching,

then eight laps, ladies.

Tracy, pick up the stretcher.

Not feeling well again today, Peg?

There's something going on with her.

This last month or so

she's really changed.

They do at that age.

Yeah, but you know how

they're all dressing these days,

with the short skirts

and the skimpy blouses?

Hadn't noticed it.

Point is, that's how she

used to be too, you know?

She's a very pretty girl.

She ought to be...

- Flaunting it?

Yeah. Dammit. Flaunting it.

Did you flaunt it?

I'd have made you pop

your f***ing zipper, Mr. Wolf.

Hey, Belle.

Hi, Darlin'.

How are you two doing today?

We're fine. You?

Good. Yeah, we measured

Bonnie again this morning,

and she has grown

half an inch already.

Can you believe it? God!

So, do you wanna barbecue

again some time soon?

I don't see why not.

The weather's been

perfect for it, hasn't it?

Yeah. So, your place this time?

The place is just a darn mess.

Yeah, well, with all the little ones around,

how can it ever not be, right?

Yeah.

Hey, I gotta run.

See you soon, Vic.

Okay. Listen, maybe I'll pop in

for a coffee sometime.

Surprise you.

So, after you finish that,

would you please

send this to Deanna Plujack,

and then we'll send

the initial check.

Okay.

- Will do.

Mr. Cleek,

may I say something?

Of course, yeah.

It's none of my business, really,

but in this economy,

are you sure

you're not overextending?

Have you ever known me to

let things get out of hand, Dorothy?

No.

That is a wonderful perfume.

That's new, isn't it?

You like it?

- I do.

I like it very much.

That's very nice. Yeah.

Oh, no!

- Oh!

What did you do to your yourself?

Oh, I got too close

to a sweet smelling lady

and she just...

Hey! Give me some.

That's not a very nice way to ask.

Please, Momma? I love you.

At the table.

What kind of cookie do you want?

I want a little man.

This one?

No.

- Oh.

This one?

No.

Yes.

Do you think that animal lady

would eat a little man?

I don't know. I don't know

if she's ever had cookies before.

So why is she here?

Papa's helping her.

You heard him.

Can I have another one?

Brian!

What do you think you're doing?

Just wanted to see if she was okay.

That what you want me

to tell your father?

Want a little man?

Hey! Your supposed

to eat the head first!

Not me. I chop 'em.

Thanks, sis.

Well, hell, Deanna,

I hated to have to write a check,

it cost me a good neighbor,

but if somebody had to,

thought I could be of service.

Sure.

Sure. No, think nothing of it.

Yeah.

No, Belle and I'd be happy

to help you with one of those bottles,

but we can't tonight. No.

We have a family thing tonight.

Okay.

Another time, right?

Alright. Good girl.

Okay, I'll be talkin' to you, Deanna.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Dad?

Could you not?

I made a...

Don't forget about the dogs.

- It's Brian's turn.

Bri?

- On it, dad.

Grab the poop shovel

while you're at it.

Shut up!

You want the goddamn hose?

Hey, girl.

Why don't you come out and eat?

You b*tch!

Peggy, can I talk to you for a sec?

I don't want to be late for next period.

I'll write you a note.

Have a seat for a sec.

You alright?

Yeah. Why?

Nausea. Baggy clothes.

Mrs. Hindle tells me

you've been sitting out

of gym for weeks now.

Hey, I'm not stupid, Peggy.

Why don't you just

mind your own business?

You are my business.

I'm gonna eat you!

Where have you been?

Playing with the dogs a little.

You?

Yeah.

I do that sometimes.

So, are we ready, Belle?

Yeah.

Okay then. Grab the buckets.

So how we doin' today?

I hate to do this to you.

But with you I'm not

taking any more chances.

We gonna scrub her down, pop?

I've never seen or smelled

anything that nasty before.

Well, your mother and I

are gonna scrub her down,

but first you're gonna

clean up her mess.

Me?

- Grab the scoop shovel.

Get a rag.

I guess we're gonna have to keep

doing this until we can get her,

you know...

Potty trained?

- Exactly.

Get.

But I can help.

Shut the door.

Let's go.

Get a bucket.

Thank you.

Maybe we should let

that cool off a bit before...

Belle, we both know

the only way to get something clean

is with good hot water.

Otherwise, we're just

shuffling germs around

if we use cold

or, hell, even luke warm.

Good.

See? Good. Look. There.

Belle, I'm gonna need

that other bucket.

Get the bucket.

Don't look at me

like you're jealous.

This has to be done, Belle.

Would you bring

the other bucket, please?

Chris?

Look.

Good eye, Belle.

I think I've got...

Yeah. I've got everything

I need down here to fix that.

Oh.

That's a good start. Thanks.

Okay.

I'm gonna need you to get Brian.

Tell him to go to the wood shed

and I want him to get a log.

Tell him to cut it to six feet.

We can't clean her down here,

we're gonna have to take her outside.

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