Nothing But Trouble Page #8

Synopsis: A financier [Chevy Chase] meets a spurned lover [Demi Moore] and agrees to take her to a business meeting. On the way there, they run a stop sign in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. They are arrested and taken to the local court. But all is not as it seems: the courthouse and the "prison" are a maze of zany booby- traps and deadly contraptions. The antics of the captured couple as they try to escape from the mad judge and his bizarre family make up the rest of this unusual film.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dan Aykroyd
Production: Warner Home Video
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
5%
PG-13
Year:
1991
94 min
1,744 Views


NO, WHAT?

AAH!

NO, YOU WON'T.

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% I CAME FOR THE PARTY %%

%% TO GET NAUGHTY %%

%% GET MY ROCKS ON %%

%% EAT POPCORN %%

%% WATCH YOU

MOVE YOUR BODY %%

%% TO THE POP SONG

THAT I'M SINGIN' %%

%% DING-A-LINGIN' %%

%% FUNKY BEAT'S RINGIN' %%

%% EVERYBODY SWINGIN'

IN THE PLACE %%

%% AS I KICK

THE J-A-Z-Z-Y STYLE %%

%% R AND B MIXIN' IT WI H THE HIP-HOP SWING BEAT %%

%% CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND %%

%% IT WON'T BE LONG

TILL I'M GONE %%

%% IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% IT'S JUS A FREE STYLE %%

%% MEANWHILE WE'LL

KEEP THE BEAT KICKIN' %%

%% SWEAT DRIPPIN' %%

%% GIRLIES IN THE LIMO

EATING CHICKEN %%

%% OOPS, DON'T GET THE GREASE

ON YOUR PANTY HOSE %%

%% I LOVE YOU, ROVER,

MOVE OVER %%

%% I GO TO BLOW MY NOSE %%

%% SNEEZIN' BUT STILL I'M

PLEASIN' ALL THE SLIMMIES %%

%% PULL OUT MY JIMMY %%

%% TIME TO GET BUSY

WITH A JENNY %%

%% IF IT'S GOOD AND PLENTY,

DON'T YOU KNOW %%

%% THERE I GO, THERE

I GO, THERE I GO %%

%% BUT I DON'T GO NOWHERE

WITHOUT MY GYM HAT %%

%% WHEN I'M RAPPIN'

AS IF SHE'S CLAPPIN' %%

%% THEN I'M STRAPPIN' 'CAUSE

I'M SMARTER THAN THAT %%

%% THEN, GIRLIE, MAYBE

WE CAN GET ALONG %%

%% CUTIE AFTER CUTIE %%

%% IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% IT'S THE SAME

OLD SONG, Y'ALL %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% AH, IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% ALL--ALL

AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% MONEY-B,

THE FREAKY DEKE %%

%% SQUEAKY-LICKIN' YOU

UP AND DOWN %%

%% WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK %%

%% I GOT TO TAKE A LEAK %%

%% SO WHILE I'M DRAININ',

ENTERTAIN 'EM %%

%% BUT I GOT FAME,

AND THE BASES ARE TOUCHED %%

%% TOO MUCH FOR ME

TO TRY TO BE NAMIN' %%

%% HEY, YO, YOU SAW ME

ON CABLE AND GRINNIN' %%

%% I BUSTED IN,

AND I WAS GOIN' TO WIN %%

%% CLARK GABLE BACK IN OAKLAND,

IT'S THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% THIS SPORTY SHORTY %%

%% SAME FRECKLES AND HAT,

DRINKING THE SAME FORMULA %%

%% HYPOTHETICAL,

POLITICAL, LYRICAL %%

%% MIRACLE WHIP,

JUST LIKE BUTTER %%

%% MY RHYMES ARE LEGIT %%

%% 'CAUSE I'M A HUMPTY,

NOT HUMPTY DUMPTY %%

%% BUT HUMPTY HUMP %%

%% HERE A HUMP,

THERE A HUMP %%

%% EVERYWHERE

A HUMPTY HUMP %%

%% AW, SHUT UP

AND JUST LISTEN %%

%% NOT DISSIN',

DON'T GET ME WRONG %%

%% BUT TO ME IT'S

JUST THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% SO JUST WATCH,

'CAUSE MY NAME IS SHOCK %%

%% I LIKE TO ROCK,

AND YOU CAN'T STOP THIS %%

%% 2 PAC, GO AHEAD

AND ROCK THIS %%

%% NOW I CLOWN AROUND %%

%% WHEN I HANG AROUND

WITH THE UNDERGROUND %%

%% GIRLS THAT USED

TO FROWN %%

%% SAY I'M DOWN

WHEN I COME AROUND %%

%% GAS ME

AND REALLY PASS ME %%

%% THEY USED TO DISS ME,

HARASS ME %%

%% BUT NOW THEY ASK ME

IF THEY CAN KISS ME %%

%% GET SOME FAME,

PEOPLE CHANGE %%

%% WANT TO

LIVE THEIR LIFE, HA %%

%% SAME SONG,

CAN'T GO WRONG %%

%% IF I PLAY

THE NICE GUY %%

%% CLAIM TO FAME

MUST HAVE CHANGED %%

%% NOW THA WE BECAME STRONG %%

%% I REMAIN STILL THE SAME %%

%% WHY, 2 %%

%% 'CAUSE

IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% SAME OLD SONG, Y'ALL %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD %%

%% SAME SONG %%

%% GET OUT, GET OUT,

SHAKE IT %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD,

THE SAME SONG %%

%% IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% LIVIN' IN IT, BABY %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD,

THE SAME SONG %%

%% YEAH, HUMPTY HUMP

IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD,

THE SAME SONG %%

%% IT'S THE SAME OLD SONG %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD,

THE SAME SONG %%

%% ALL AROUND THE WORLD,

THE SAME SONG %%

AHH...

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME SONG %%

%% BEEN ALL AROUND

THE WORLD %%

%% IT'S THE SAME %%

%% THE SAME SONG... %%

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Dan Aykroyd

Daniel Edward Aykroyd (born July 1, 1952) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, musician, businessman and filmmaker. He was an original member of the "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" on Saturday Night Live (1975–79). A musical sketch he performed with John Belushi on SNL, The Blues Brothers, turned into an actual performing band and then the 1980 film The Blues Brothers. He conceived and starred in Ghostbusters (1984), which spawned a sequel and eventually an entire media franchise. In 1990, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his work in the 1989 film Driving Miss Daisy. He starred in his own sitcom, Soul Man (1997–98). Aykroyd is also a businessman, having co-founded the House of Blues chain of music venues and the Crystal Head Vodka brand. more…

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