Nothing in Common Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1986
- 118 min
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them for me? I don't want them.
I don't want to have to
carry ducks on the plane.
Here's a little something to make
your city friends envious.
- Oh, whoa, thank you.
- Enjoy those.
Great.
Great.
You know, you have
a beautiful farm here.
I love the ducks and
particularly the horses.
I was reading how the
stallion is responsible
for 60 percent of the characteristics
of the offspring.
But the mares are responsible
for 40 percent of the get's traits.
At least, according to Tesio,
who I guess is the real expert.
You read Tesio?
As a hobby.
Sometimes.
Tell your boss Colonial Airlines
will look at your presentation.
Memo to David Basner:
The date is set to present ideas
for the Colonial Airlines commercial.
You and your staff have two weeks
to come up with greatness.
I want that account, David.
Signed:
John, Paul, George and Ringo.
Okay, okay, okay.
Possibility.
Mishi, what do you got?
How about this?
You've got Colonial Airline, right?
"Co" stands for cooperation.
Cooperation.
"Lo" means you're never
gonna be lonely on the plane.
"Ni," you have plenty
of room for your knees.
And "ial," y'all have a good time.
Colonial.
- No, no, no.
- Come on, give it a chance.
"At Colonial Airlines you don't have
to worry about getting hijacked.
We only have enough fuel
to get to our destination. "
- Colonial moves people.
- Moves the family.
The family thing's the idea.
I understand that.
It's a good concept.
Now, this is funny.
You're not gonna laugh at work,
but on the way home you're
gonna be cracking up.
They're flying all
over the country.
Brother, tell us how your
life has been shattered,
since you turned away from Colonial
and put faith in other airlines.
I was lost, I had no leg room.
I had no pillow.
I couldn't even smoke.
So board me,
and feel the experience.
Fly Colonial Airlines.
- You're an airplane?
- What do you think?
- No.
- We need a grandma.
You said something
about a grandma.
One, two, three, four.
When you're on an airplane
In a big and comfy seat
The fellow sitting next to you
Is one Arab Sheik
When you're flying to the sky
You're getting high
You're flying on Colonial
And that's no jive
Can't we do this
in your office?
When you hit a dry spot, you come
back to where you were hottest.
All right,
let's spin the art director.
Colonial Airlines
Colonial
Airlines
I like it.
It's kind of bluesy.
- You know what it is?
- It's a lousy idea.
But imagine if we use something
like this instead of slide show.
Yeah, real people.
Chances are this guy's having
countless agencies.
Look at a screen for
an hour and a half.
- They're sick of that.
- We have real people.
Anti-high tech, I love it.
That's right. Live people,
a live presentation.
No gimmicks, no laser beams,
none of that. Anti-high tech.
Hugs the grandchildren.
Hugs the...
Hugs the special...
Special kids.
Yeah, holds them.
Hugs her special kids.
Get out of here.
I'm in pre-game.
Oh, I just came by
to wish you luck.
You're mighty hard
to get a hold of.
I see a mounted policeman.
- It would be unfair to the competition.
- I was worried about them too.
So, what happens if I get this
and we work together?
I think it'd be terrific.
We'll handle it.
- The perfect executives?
- We'd make a good team.
You know, I sense that,
but I don't know why.
You see something
in me you really like.
You see you.
I'll see you inside.
Batman.
We're ready to start,
Mr. Woolridge.
We're all set.
Good morning.
Our market research
shows that Colonial Airlines
share of business fliers.
Where there's room for improvement
is with the occasional traveler:
The family trade.
Now, we've come up with a campaign
that we feel targets this market.
Picture this:
A kindly old grandmother sits
in her house doing needlepoint.
Another day, another afghan.
A hot cup of tea sits
beside her on a table.
her legs. - That's nice.
The phone rings.
- Brrrrng.
- Hello?
- Hello, Mom.
- It's a bad connection.
Hey, it's Grandma.
Tell her I hit my first homer.
- Mom, come up for a couple
of weeks. - That'd be great.
We see Grandma board
a Colonial airliner,
where she is made
very comfortable.
- You comfortable, ma'am?
- Oh. Call me Hattie.
All right.
- They compare needlepoint.
- Look here, honey.
The stewardess tucks
- Thank you. - And brings
her a nice hot cup of tea.
Grandma feels so at home she chats
with some of the other passengers.
Hi there.
Well actually Grandma in Bombay,
I was an internist.
I'm on my way to Toledo
for a convention.
The plane lands.
At another airport, we see chauffeurs
holding signs with names of clients.
Looking for Gonzalez over here.
- What? - A boy holds a
sign that says simply:
- Grandma.
- Jimmy.
- Mom, it's so nice to see you.
- She look great Grandma.
How you've grown.
As does the Colonial stewardess
who can't help but smile.
- Bye, Hattie. - Tell your
mom about lemon for colds.
- See you in Toledo.
- Bombay.
- Caracas.
- Where?
We cut to an armchair where
Grandma sits with those kids.
- Warm enough?
- I love you.
Her daughter brings
her a cup of tea.
- Here's some tea, Mom.
- You call me Hattie.
Grandma puts down that needlepoint
- We're so glad you came.
- Thanks, Grandma.
We dissolve to the Colonial airliner
flying off into a glorious red sunset.
And we hear:
From your home,
to our home,
to their home.
Colonial Airlines,
your home in the skies.
Do you have anything else,
David?
Yes, but we're staying with this.
This is our strongest concept.
Who got an airline?
I got an airline.
- You. I want to talk to you.
- Wait a minute.
- Who got it?
- Not on the grass.
Don't get up.
Standing ovation.
Everyone knows
I got an airline.
You got it.
Congratulations.
- Don't I get a hug?
- That's a friend of mine.
- But I deserve congratulations too.
- Why?
Remember that grant I applied
They called me this
morning and I got it.
That's great.
How much?
Not a lot, but enough to produce
plays at the Gemini Theater.
- The garage?
- We're converting it.
This is what the world needs:
more theater in a garage.
I'll take you out. We'll both celebrate,
very expensive, snazzy dinner.
I can't take long.
- You can't park on the lawn.
This is a 4-wheel drive.
I couldn't find a place to park.
- Who's he?
- That's the dean of parking.
Oh. Who?
That's my boss, Dean Wood.
Wait.
Robert, I'll call you, okay?
- Bye-bye.
- So long, Robin.
Welcome to the 10th Fashion Show
for young lads and little misses.
Hey.
The Campbell brothers.
Here.
Have a personal pen
from Max Basner.
Can't you see?
When this is over,
come up and we'll talk.
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