Notting Hill Page #3
Suddenly there is a clicking of a key in the lock.
WILLIAM:
Oh my God. My flatmate. I'm sorry --
there's no excuse for him.
Spike walks in.
SPIKE:
Hi.
ANNA:
Hi.
WILLIAM:
Hi.
Spike walks past unsuspiciously and heads into the kitchen.
SPIKE:
I'm just going to go into the kitchen
to get some food -- and then I'm going
to tell you a story that will make your
balls shrink to the size of raisins.
And leaves them in the corridor.
ANNA:
Probably best not tell anyone about
this.
WILLIAM:
Right. No one. I mean, I'll tell
myself sometimes but... don't worry
-- I won't believe it.
ANNA:
Bye.
And she leaves, with just a touch of William's hand. Spike
comes out of the kitchen, eating something white out of a
styrofoam container with a spoon.
SPIKE:
There's something wrong with this
yogurt.
WILLIAM:
It's not yogurt -- it's mayonnaise.
SPIKE:
Well, there you go.
(takes another big spoonful)
On for a video fest tonight? I've
got some absolute classic.
INT. WILLIAM'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
The lights are off. William and Spike on the couch, just the
light from the TV playing on their faces. Cut to the TV full
screen. There is Anna. She is in a stylish Woody Allen type
modern romantic comedy, 'Gramercy Park,' in black and white.
INT. MANHATTAN ART GALLERY - DAY
Anna's character -- Woody Anna -- is walking around the gallery
with her famous co-star, Michael. They should be the perfect
couple, but there is tension. Anna is not happy.
MICHAEL:
Smile.
ANNA:
No.
MICHAEL:
Smile.
ANNA:
I've got nothing to smile about.
MICHAEL:
Okay in about 7 seconds, I'm going to
ask you to marry me.
And after a couple of seconds -- wow -- she smiles.
INT. WILLIAM'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
SPIKE:
Imagine -- somewhere in the world
there's a man who's allowed to kiss
her.
WILLIAM:
Yes, she is fairly fabulous.
INT. BOOKSHOP - DAY
The next day. William and Martin quietly co-existing. An annoy-
ing customer enters. Mr. Smith.
MR. SMITH
Do you have any books by Dickens?
WILLIAM:
No, we're a travel bookshop. We only
sell travel books.
MR. SMITH
Oh right. How about that new John
Grisham thriller?
WILLIAM:
No, that's a novel too.
MR. SMITH
Oh right. Have you got a copy of
'Winnie the Pooh'?
Pause.
WILLIAM:
Martin -- your customer.
MARTIN:
Can I help you?
William looks up. At that moment the entire window is suddenly
taken up by the huge side of a bus, obscuring the light -- and
entirely covered with a portrait of Anna -- from her new film,
'Helix.'
INT. WILLIAM'S HOUSE - CONDOR/LIVING ROOM - DAY
William heads upstairs and pauses. Spike coming down, wearing
SPIKE:
Hey.
WILLIAM:
Hi...
INT. WILLIAM'S KITCHEN - DAY
The two of them fixing a cup of tea in the kitchen.
WILLIAM:
Just incidentally -- why are you
wearing that?
SPIKE:
Ahm -- combination of factors really.
No clean clothes...
WILLIAM:
There never will be, you know, unless
you actually clean your clothes.
SPIKE:
Right. Vicious circle. And then I was
like rooting around in your things,
and found this, and I thought -- cool.
Kind of spacey.
EXT. WILLIAM'S TERRACE - DAY
The two of them on the rooftop terrace, passing the day.
William is reading 'The bookseller.' The terrace is small and
the plants aren't great -- but it overlooks London in a rather
wonderful way. Spike still in scuba gear, goggles on.
SPIKE:
There's something wrong with the
goggles though...
WILLIAM:
No, they were prescription, so I could
see all the fishes properly.
SPIKE:
Groovy. You should do more of this
stuff.
WILLIAM:
So -- any messages?
SPIKE:
WILLIAM:
Two? That's it?
SPIKE:
You want me to write down all your
messages?
William closes his eyes in exasperation.
WILLIAM:
Who were the ones you didn't write
down from?
SPIKE:
Ahm let's see -- ahm. No. Gone
completely. Oh no, wait. There was --
one from your mum: she said don't
forget lunch and her leg's hurting
again.
WILLIAM:
Right. No one else?
SPIKE:
Absolutely not.
Spike leans back and relaxes.
SPIKE:
Though if we're going for this
obsessive writing-down-all-messages
thing -- some American girl called
Anna called a few days ago.
William freezes -- then looks at Spike.
WILLIAM:
What did she say?
SPIKE:
Well, it was genuinely bizarre...
she said, hi -- it's Anna -- and then
she said, call me at the Ritz -- and
then gave herself a completely
different name.
WILLIAM:
Which was?
SPIKE:
Absolutely no idea. Remembering one
name's bad enough...
INT. WILLIAM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
William on the phone. We hear the formal man at the other end of
the phone. And then intercut with him.
WILLIAM:
Hello.
RITZ MAN (V.O.)
May I help you, sir?
WILLIAM:
Ahm, look this is a very odd
situation. I'm a friend of Anna
Scott's -- and she rang me at home the
day before yesterday -- and left a
message saying she's staying with
you...
RITZ MAN:
I'm sorry, we don't have anyone of
that name here, sir.
WILLIAM:
No, that's right -- I know that. She
said she's using another name -- but
the problem is she left the message
with my flatmate, which was a serious
mistake.
INT. WILLIAM'S LIVING ROOM
WILLIAM (cont'd)
Imagine if you will the stupidest
person you've ever met -- are you
doing that...?
Spike happens to be in the foreground of this shot. He's read-
ing a newspaper.
RITZ MAN:
Yes, sir. I have him in my mind.
WILLIAM:
And then double it -- and that is the
-- what can I say -- git I'm living
with and he cannot remember...
SPIKE:
Try 'Flintstone.'
WILLIAM:
(to Spike)
What?
SPIKE:
I think she said her name was
'Flintstone.'
WILLIAM:
Does 'Flintstone' mean anything to
you?
RITZ MAN:
I'll put you right through, sir.
Flintstone is indeed the magic word.
WILLIAM:
Oh my God.
He practices how to sound.
WILLIAM:
Hello. Hi. Hi.
ANNA (V.O.)
Hi.
We hear her voice -- don't see her.
WILLIAM:
(caught out)
Oh hi. It's William Thacker. We,
ahm I work in a bookshop.
ANNA (V.O.)
You played it pretty cool here,
waiting for three days to call.
WILLIAM:
No, I've never played anything cool
in my entire life. Spike, who I'll
stab to death later, never gave me the
message.
ANNA (V.O.)
Oh -- Okay.
WILLIAM:
Perhaps I could drop round for tea or
something?
ANNA (V.O.)
Yeh -- unfortunately, things are
going to be pretty busy, but... okay,
let's give it a try. Four o'clock
could be good.
WILLIAM:
Right. Great.
(he hangs up)
Classic. Classic.
EXT. RITZ - DAY
William jumps off a bus and walks toward the Ritz. He carries a
small bunch of roses.
He approaches the lifts. At the lift, he pushes the button and
the doors open. As he is getting in, William is joined by a young
man. His name is Tarquin.
WILLIAM:
Which floor?
TARQUIN:
Three.
William pushes the button. They wait for the doors to close.
The lift lands. William gets out. So does Tarquin. Rooms
30-35 are to the left. 35-39 to the right. William heads right.
So does Tarquin.
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