Nude Nuns with Big Guns Page #2

- Rigo!

- Yes.

- Do you like this one?

- Yes.

Do you want me to give her to you?

- Yes.

- Okay.

Give her to him.

Not now. Go away. Leave me alone.

Sh*t!

Hello, Chavo.

You done a great job

taking care of my place.

I am I made you a lot of money.

Listen up.

There's a vigilante on the streets.

going around and killing the bad guys.

In case you guys forgot, we are the bad guys.

alright.

Anybody comes through that door,I want to know about it.

Understand?

Go! Go!

alright alright, I'm on it !

My hat.

In witness pleasuring one another in God's house.

That kind of blasphemy will not be tolerated

in my church.

- Fr Carlitos there. And he is scared.

- Okay.

Why don't we just call the police

and let's them take care of it?

Jews have called for help.

When Moses came down from the mountain,

did not ask who is on their side.

They responded by taking arms

the name of the Lord

slay all who oppose the Lord.

Spared noone.

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready going with xxx bleeding

and shooting of a short and killing more priests?

I am not ready for this.

You know what they did to us?

you know they will continue to do to all like us.

They must be punished, Angelina.

be punished on behalf of true believers.

Look at me.

How am i supposed to be the hand of God,

If i can't even hold my own hands still?

All I can think is going back

at the monastery, in my filthy cell,

Where they can stick needles in my arm

and I can forget.

Mother Magda told me to die.

deep die.

I was there.

When I was in his arms

Lord spoke to me.

giving me his calling.

One, I was agreeing for .

One I'll have to prepare for.

- What did the Lord say?

- It wasn't words.

It was intense emotion of being alive

one that spoke to me.

How did you escape them?

Lord sent an angel to guide me back to his kingdom

to protect me.

- like doing your protecting me now?

- Yes.

Now that we found each other,

We will be whole again.

Ther is no easy road to become a nun.

It is not a life of refuge from the outside world,

It is a life of sacrifice.

When times become unbearable,

we take comfort in knowing...

...that the sacrifice that we make

is the name of our Lord

Jesus Christ.

When you pass through those doors,

you will be born into a new life.

You'll enter with nothing and you will be

absolved of sins without questions.

We do not ask nor do we speak

of our past lifes upon entry.

To make a closer union with the crucified Lord,

You will be submitted to...

... exercises in tasks

and humility.

If you question this trial,

you do not belong with us.

To be obedient in all things until death

with the love of God.

Is to be perfect nun.

You want me to take care of it?

No.

I am in the mood for a good jerk-off story.

- I'm on it.

- It Could be the priests's killer.

The Good Book is all the protection I need.

May God who has enlightened every soul..

..teach you to know your sins

and trust in his mercy.

Forgive me, Lord,

for I'm about to sin.

I'm not the Lord, he only works through me.

Now tell me what is so heavy on your heart..

..you must come to confession

at this unearthy hour?

I'm not here to confess any sins.

I'm here to commit them.

You must have Balls in steel to come to my house.

Do you know who your dealing with?

How much money comes through this church?

Kiilling a couple of thugs and a priest

is not going to stop anything.

- You have no idea what you're out against f***.

- Just tell me who you work for.

and you won't have to suffer the same fate as your brothers.

I work for the Lord.

He is my sheperd.

Make yourself comfortable.

F***.

Is always the same.

F***. Passing.

There is nothing sacred any more.

Dont coverup. It's alright.

Its a minute.

- I need a room.

- By the hour or by the night?

- By the night.

- That will be 30 dollars, cash.

Lucky Room number seven.

Halfbreed.

These guys, they're yours.

- You good?

- Yah.

How can you get to count everybody's money,

including your own?

What's your problem?

You want to count my money?

- I'd like to see them.

- Count me.

- Count me.

- No, that's alright. It's good.

Rigo.

Go ahead to your business, man.

- Chavo's workshop, Rigo.

- Get me Chavo on the phone. Now!

OK. Ok.

- Carlitos, who?

- The one bastards killed him in his own church.

- He should have prayed harder.

- You need to put an end to this, right now.

OK.

You want us to track down this little eraser its going

to be double the regular price.

- I don't have that kind of money.

- Hey , Padre, don't f*** with me.

We've already lost two men

in your holy war.

In fact, I know Jesus has deep pockets

for this kind of sh*t.

If you won't double the pay,

Then I won't all this done in half the time.

Meet Mother Magda at Carlitos his church.

She is expecting you.

Carlitos ...

It sounds good.

This way.

You guys stay here and make sure

we don't have any unwanted visitors.

- What do you think?

- I'm dead alright.

You can stop them. Make them pay.

You know, you're not exactly the forgiving type, Magda.

You know, turn the other cheek, love thy enemy ...

..and All the bullshit you preach.

Listen, They called me up from my monastery

to fix this.

And I expect it to be resolved

as soon as possible.

I heard you the first time,OK ?

I know, Iknow you want it fast.

You want a miracle.

That's your business.

But by the looks of things,

Your businesss not doing very well.

Now. Are here any witnesses?

Sister Mary was the first one

to alert us of the situation.

- Then get her ass in here.

- This won't do any good.

Sister Marytook a vow of silence 20 years ago.

I keep her around just because she knows

how to keep a big mouth shut.

We'll see about that . Bring her.

Who did this?

Who killed these men?

OK.

I am going to ask you one more time nicely.

If you do not want to talk, I'm going to let

Kick Stand take over the questioning.

Who killed these men?

OK. It's your choice.

I'll be right back.

Mary, tell me what you saw now.

Mary what did you see?

It's alright. You can talk.

I won't tell anyone.

Just between us.

Mary, they are going to come back here..

.. then I can not stop them.

What did you see?

Kick Stand, get your dick over here.

Now!

Who killed them, Mary?

You know who it was, don't you?

You've seen them before,Haven't you?

What did they look like?

Kick Stand, go to work.

I'll nail your arse as they

nailed Jesus to the cross.

Kick Stand, enough.

It was a nun.

- It was God's hands.

- A nun?

It's like one of your penguins is to recoup , Magda.

- What kind of gun did she have?

- Big guns.

I looked into her eyes

and saw the devil in them.

- What to do now, boss?

- First, w're going to handle the troops and then ...

we are going nun-hunting

.

Halfbreed quit f***ing around, get up here.

We're looking for a nun.

A nun with big guns.

You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?

I said guns.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Pull yourself together, or you'll end up here

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