Nude Nuns with Big Guns Page #3

in a pine box.

Spread the rumor on the streets.

Fix that. Go check that out.

What about her?

She is a nun.

Yes she is.

Are you a killer?

No, no, no. Not this one, hey. Ouhh.

I don't think she can even hold a gun

much less shoot one.

Let's go.

back for you later.

S back errant daughter.

When they didn't find your body in Valambrosa

I thought even it was you causing all this trouble.

And now that you sit before me

I know Iknow my words are true.

The only thing worse is resting in your arms.

I know you would not last a week outside of here.

Are you looking for someone?

Well, take a good look at him.

God punishes those

Why I serve Satan.

Let me go.

- A delivery from Magda.

- What should I do with her?

I thought w're done with this nun bullshit.

Magda said to give her to Chavo and when he

is finished with her just throw out the rest of the trash.

- Put it in that booth.

- Alright.

Nice rack.

- Hi, Chavo.

- Hello, love.

Go Tell Beverly to bring me some beer, please.

Come with me.

Just like I remember heyy.

- Dance for me, Mamasicu?

- Of course.

Come on, come here.

Thanks, Beverly.

Listen, if you see a crazy chick like that

youshoot first and ask questions later

That's Chavo's orders.

- Halfbreed, would you like a beer?

- What the f*** you think, b*tch? Yeah.

I think God is trying to tell me something.

everywhere I go, I see nuns.

What the f*** you said earlier, honey?

The girl in the picture. I saw one checking in

at the Palms Hotel, last night.

Really dirty looking one too.

She mihgt have, don't know,.. a drinking problem.

You saw this chick, a nun

checking in a piece-of-sh*t motel last night?

I was with Butch.

Ask her, sh'll tell you the same thing.

If you're wrong about this, Beverly,

God f***ing help you.

- What do you want? I'm in the middle of something.

- I need you to wake the f*** up and pay attention.

Yes, now you got my undivided attention.

What the f*** is so important you need

to wake me up in the middle of the morning?

It's four o'clock in the afternoon, you stupid b*tch.

- Did you checked in a nun, last night?

- No.

Beverly, you f***ing c*nt, I'll rip your f***in' ass

when I get off the phone.

Leave her the f*** alone, Jesus.

It didn't checked her in last night.

I checked her in this morning at 2AM.

Butch,no is not the time to f*** with me. / i

Room seven.

I checked her in myself.

Don't let that f***in' b*tch leave.

We are on our way.

We got irresponsible heterosexuality . / i

We lesbianism, homosexuality

transsexuality / i

multi sexuality. All sexuality. / I

it's just sin.

We got lesbians .../ i

Is she dead?

No, but Beverly saw a nun

checkin'in to the motel last night.

I want to see this little heroine.

Kick Stand, you get over there.

Put it on back to me, alive

Go.

Let me leave now.

I'll have to kill you.

If you have not noticed,

I'm the one with the gun.

You do not have to go through this.

I know that God forgives sins.

- You just do ask for his forgiveness.

- What do you know about sin?

Are you even some real nun

or just some poor plain dressed-up?

I've taken my vows

at my church, in the name of the Lord.

You think you're so High mighty.

Who are you to preach?

What do you know about half the sins

you condemn?

- I too am a sinner.

- What are your sins, my precious sister?

- I am a fornicator

- Big f***ing deal.

Half of you pinguins are being poached

By the preachers

That may be true.

My sins of the flesh.

are that of the fair sex.

Get back on the bed, b*tch.

We sin today.

And ask forgiveness tomorrow.

Such is the beauty of devine.

- Who the hell are you?

- You thought, you thought, you thought wrong.

- You said I can be forgiven.

- Want to be forgiven? Ask for it. Come on..

Please ... please.

Please ...

I absolve you.

I absolve you..

of all your sins.

But there isno penance

for the hell bounds.

Where the f*** have you been all day?

At Tity F***er?

They got this new girl over there.

Man, I'm telling you: She-is-it!

She is dressed up in nun

put down yur pants.

You've seen a nun

at the Tita club?

- How long has she been there, a**hole?

- Papa said she just stopped there.

Get th efuck out of my face.

- What now?

- Butch is dead.

That nun worked over real good.

Chavo i sgoing to be pissed. / i

Sorry, boss. But I have bad news.

Butch is dead.

- Bloody messover there, man.

- Mutt, this is crazy.

Prospect said there's a nun

over the Tity F***er right now.

Come on.

- Tity F***er's.

- Hey, man, it's Halfbreed.

- I bet that you're looking for that nun.

- Tell Pope that Chavo is on his way.

Yes, I get that b*tch cleaned up. / i

- Now what?

- Chavo is on his way.

Ann, Get that b*tch out of the boot

and clean her up before he gets here.

What happens Halfbreed?

Not now, b*tch.

Wake up!

And put your clothes back on.

my heart will not allow me to wait any longer. / i

I pray to the Lord. he will save me

and reunite us. / i

If not in this world

then in heaven above. / i

Take your stuffy hands off me.

Where's Angelina?

She is just playing at the Tity F***er theater

with some old friends of yours.

Going mean is not going to make things right.

Kick Stand, tell Pope

to bring in a nun.

Hi again, killer.

I know you are not the man I'm looking for.

I do believe you have something to do.

- Pope, leave us alone for a while.

- to get dumped anyway.

I'll also give.

Nun.

Put the gun down, nuts and small.

Who the hell are you?

F***ing b*tch!

Who the hell are you?

No, no, no, calm down.

Yes, yes.

Do not touch anything. It's okay.

Come, go.

Are you okay?

- I will.

- No, no, no ...

No, no.

No! No, no, no.

Everyone?

No. I'll take care of it myself.

Father ...

are you ready to take on this new mission

in the name of our Lord?

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