Nuestros amantes
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- 2016
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OUR LOVERS:
Hello.
Can I help you?
Yes.
Will I come back?
Yes, give me a minute.
Got any brandy?
Sure. Which do you want?
I don't know.
Hang on.
This is the best I've got.
Try it, and if you like it
I'll give you a glass.
Good, isn't it?
It's Brand A.
Was that a joke?
- A glass?
- I'd prefer another of these.
Not taking any risks.
Under no circumstances.
- Can I have another?
- You don't want a glass?
No.
I don't know happened.
It was an impulse.
An act of passion?
I think so.
OK.
Hi, there.
Do we know each other?
No.
But I'd like that.
The routine with the brandy was...
promising.
All right.
- I'm...
- No, no!
Don't tell me your name.
I don't want to know.
Why?
I don't want to call you
what everyone does.
Why?
I want to give you a name
one that only I know and use.
You'll do the same with me.
- Find a name for you?
- Yes.
But not now.
When we know each other better.
Do you think I'm crazy?
- Are you crazy?
- Perhaps.
Does it matter?
My pleasure,
whoever you are.
No, no, no.
- No kisses.
- Of course not. What an idea!
I don't like routine kisses.
- Any questions?
- Yes.
But you'll be disappointed.
They're clichs.
That's flattering.
- No.
We've just met
and you don't want to disappoint me.
The first question is so obvious
I prefer you ask it yourself.
And if my question
isn't what your question was?
I'm sure it will be.
OK,
- but you answer it.
- It's a deal.
Can we shake hands?
Yes, because it means something.
Do I do this often?
- Do what?
- Chat people up like this.
At times,
when you see someone interesting.
- Why you?
- Why me?
Why did I pick you?
You think I'm interesting,
for some reason.
What reason?
You answer that.
Do you like parks?
Yes, I do.
I love going to parks
Suddenly one child will go up
to another he doesn't know
and just say:
"Shall we play?"And they start playing.
When I saw you, I thought
you'd want to play with me.
Shall we play?
Sure.
Great!
What'll we play?
That's where
we're different from children.
They want to know
what the game is.
But you and I will find out
while we're playing.
How long does the game last?
Until we're bored.
Any rules?
Yes, there are.
I don't want you
to find out anything about me.
I don't want you to know who I am,
so no Internet and no phones.
But I suppose the idea
is that we'll meet again.
That's the idea.
So how do we arrange it?
We talk.
We set a day, a time, a place.
That's worked for centuries.
It shouldn't fail now.
No, it shouldn't.
Anything else?
Yes.
You like to go slowly.
I don't.
I don't want to waste time.
If I ask you something,
you answer immediately.
And if I don't want to?
Lie to me.
Lying is much more creative
and fun than telling the truth.
I trust lies.
As someone said:
"A lie always tells the truth".
Who said that?
I did, two seconds ago.
Very well.
I'll lie to you.
Any more rules?
Yes, the most important one.
Whatever happens,
don't fall in love with me.
Is it dangerous?
Yes, very.
For me or for you?
I have to go.
So, today is Monday.
In a week's time we'll meet there.
Around this time.
Perfect.
You and I are going to have fun.
A drink?
Cristbal, are you there?
My dear partner,
we need the Anton Chekov within you.
This is the situation.
In act one, Ditsy and Bozo
Pure Chekhov.
pretending to be mental retards.
because they think
the hitmen are in love with them
and the guys are... no, not ugly.
Take it up a level.
I'll ignore that provocation.
What's the dramatic conflict here?
They shake off the hitmen because
or b) Bozo does one of her farts
and leaves them unconscious.
Not an easy decision.
If it were, any moron could make it.
- Vomit or a fart.
- That is the question.
Ditsy and Bozo.
A girl chatted me up today.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
- I think so.
- Ugly?
- No.
Up a level?
Stop provoking me.
Sorry, I mean, very ugly,
monstrous, hair-raising?
No, just the opposite.
She was really nice.
Remember what I told you
I'd thought of doing and you said
- I shouldn't do it?
- You did it?
No.
You did it.
You know,
you can combine intellectual
brilliance with such pure imbecility
that it has me fascinated.
The thing is, if I hadn't done it,
I wouldn't have been
where the girl who chatted me up
chatted me up.
What's her name?
- She didn't say.
- Of course.
You can just call her
"the girl who chatted me up".
- I didn't tell her mine.
- Excellent.
I mean, she can just call you
"the guy I chatted up".
She wants us
to give each other new names
when we know each other better.
You know she could be
f***ing insane?
Yes, or what you ayatollahs
in film theory call...
- ...a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
So, your life is in chaos
and you decide to throw in a lunatic
to really f*** it up, right?
She may not be that crazy.
Take that!
Well, I don't think she'll get
But you can try to screw her.
A quick tumble
could add some light to all that...
darkness.
- One thing I haven't said.
- Oh, God. About what?
About the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
Has it got
anything to do with Maria?
No.
Yes, it has.
What would happen
if while they were escaping
from the Russian hitmen,
Ditsy and Bozo bump their heads
together and swap personalities?
Ditsy becomes Bozo
and Bozo, Ditsy?
It's an idea.
I like it.
I like it because
if Ditsy vomits and Bozo farts
and Bozo would vomit!
High comedy.
Careful, we don't want
to get too sophisticated.
- I'd rather die.
- Yes.
- I'm going for a shower.
- Yes, you've earned it.
I'm going to explore this line.
F***, I love writing!
One week later...
Hello.
Been here long?
Half an hour.
But don't worry.
I like waiting.
- I could come back later.
- I'm serious.
I think of all the stupid things
I don't have time to think about.
By "stupid things", you mean
the things you really care about?
Probably.
Look, this is
Are you going to do
Don't play with fire!
What can I get you?
Why this excess?
Let's be daring.
We'll drink from a glass!
I'll have the same,
and to hell with the consequences!
Even though you compare me with
Paulo Coelho, I'm glad you came.
Did you think I wouldn't?
Wasn't that possible?
No. In fact,
I was looking forward to today.
Why? Do you like me?
- Is that a trick question?
- Like almost all of mine.
Then I'll give you a trick answer.
How could I not like you?
You're a classic male fantasy.
An attractive, funny, intelligent,
slightly crazy girl
with her passion for life.
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