Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Page #10

I want to say

I'm- I'm sorry.

I never

- I didn't want to hurt you. You understand?

I thought that if you knew

that Buddy was a part of me...

I thought that you

wouldn't have me then.

Sherman.

Now, hear me.

Hear me out now.

I should've had

more faith in you.

Should've had

more faith in myself.

But I-

Sherman.

Sherman, what's wrong? Sherman?

- Can't you hear, son?

- Sherman, look at me.

Who am I?

Pretty lady.

Oh, honey.

Oh, that's nice.

- It's gonna be okay.

- Nice.

I'll take care of you.

Oh! Come on.

Let's get the boy home.

Nice lady.

Come on. Let's get him home. Come on.

Go home now.

Thank you.

Oh, look at the-

the pretty water.

Oh, my God.

It's Buddy.

- His DNA burst into water molecules. Sherman, quick.

- What the hell?

Drink this.

No. Dirty water.

No. Come on, honey.

You have to drink this. Please.

Drink dirty water. Look at me. What's my name?

Denise. You're Denise. Oh, yes. Drink some more.

Denise. Come on. Drink some more.

What's two times two?

Two times two is four.

Four times four? Four times four is fif

- Sixteen.

Sherman, yes. Drink some

more before Buddy disperses.

Come on, boy.

Get you a snoot full!

What's your mama

middle name?

Oh, hell, no.

That ain't it.

Get a lot now.

Get a lot.

That's enough.

Pearl. He said Pearl! He said Pearl!

Anna Pearl. Sherman, what's

the square root of 2,000,602?

- That's a hard one.

- Four thousand...

414.426...

Oh, yes!

Oh, Sherman, yes!

Oh, fabulous! Oh!

- Dynamite! Dynamite!

- That's so lovely.

This go out to the new

Mr. And Ms. Sherman Klump.

- Hear! Hear!

- Come on, ya'll. Take it down.

Whoo! Ernie, this mine. This mine, Ernie.

Yes, indeed. You surely are one in a million.

And I am finally in charge, all

right? All the way in charge.

Sherman Klump in charge.

You know I saved Sherman's life.

Cletus Klump, stop all that bragging.

Come on. Dance with me. Excuse

us. I'll get right back at ya.

Okay, you guys,

you ready?

You know what this means,

don't you?

- Piece of happiness

to call my own.

Anna Pearl, you are looking foxy fine tonight. Oh!

Yeah, you got me feeling

like I'm 20 years old again.

Oh, Cle- Ooh!

Ooh, Cletus,

is that your-

Mm-hmm.

You damn right.

Hercules, Hercules,

Hercules, Hercules!

I love you,Joe College!

Klump?

Aw, sh*t. The prop's

falling apart.

You get the heart pumping

with the red wine.

The better

the circulation.

Pumping heart, red wine. One and

one is two. Powerful erection.

Powerful erection!

Hurry, Cletus.

Hurry. Hurry, Cletus.

Oh, Cletus.

Lord, hurry.

Cletus, my areolas

is gonna pop.

I'm ogling you too.

You got time to play.

Let me get this ball out of my pocket.

Wait'll you see

what happens now.

Go on down and get two hands.

Yeah, there.

Ohh. Oh, baby. Lord have mercy. Excuse me.

Why you gotta hit me

in front of my child, Daddy?

Look at me

when I'm talking to you!

...just hold me right there.

Ohh,

I think I gotta go upstairs.

I done almost climaxed

just now when he did that dance.

Whoo. Whoo.

Ohhh. Ohhh.

W:

- Whoa, you better slow this car down. We can't help Sherman wrapped around no light pole.

That ain't funny!

What have I done?

What have I done?

What have I done?

Oh, Lord?

Ohh-

Cletus!

You b*tches done ruined everything-

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

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