Odder Human (sequel to Odd Human) Page #3

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STALLONE turns to Blake.

STALLONE:

Does this mean you want me back?

Blake

Oh, Stallone, of course I want you back!

STALLONE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

STALLONE:

Well you can't have me.

Blake

WHAT?

STALLONE:

You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a human to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

Blake

But...

STALLONE:

Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Charlie.

CHARLIE grins.

Blake

But...

CHARLIE:

You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

Blake

Stallone?

STALLONE:

I'm sorry Blake, but I think you should skidaddle.

Blake leaves.

CHARLIE turns to STALLONE.

CHARLIE:

Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

STALLONE:

Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

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