Office Christmas Party Page #13

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I like it 'cause it looks

like he's trying

just a little too hard.

The artist?

I hadn't thought

about the artist.

Was this not where

you had the key

to the city of Margaritaville?

- (LAUGHTER)

- I did it. I got rid of it.

Canadian cinema

with a concentration

in French-Canadian cinema.

Canadian music with

a concentration in Rush.

Canadian linguistics. Eh?

(LAUGHTER)

He used all of

his inheritance...

He used all of his inher...

He used all of

his inheritance.

It's a hard word to say.

To keep this branch afloat

with his in-her-i-tance.

(LAUGHTER)

"Hi, I'm Carol.

I have the shingles again."

"I'm Carol.

Has anyone seen my TV Guide?"

"I'm Carol.

Change frightens me."

"We have to put Carol down.

She's old."

(LAUGHS)

Andrew from the copy room

told me that he had mono.

I said I wanted to get mono

because I wanted to take

a month off from work.

And I kissed him deeply.

And I didn't get mono!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

MAN:
Okay, let's reset.

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