Oh, God! Book II Page #5
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- 1980
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WELL, YOU ARE
A LITTLE WORRIED,
AREN'T YOU?
I GUESS I AM.
LET ME...
A LITTLE STORY.
THERE WAS THIS TIGER
IN THE JUNGLE,
AND HE GOT A THORN
IN HIS PAW.
VERY HAPPY.
THE CAT SAYS, "I'VE
DONE YOU A FAVOR.
YOU DO ME ONE."
THE TIGER SAYS,
"ANYTHING."
THE CAT SAYS,
"WHENEVER I'M
IN THE JUNGLE,
I'M SCARED
OF THE ANIMALS."
THE TIGER SAYS,
"NO PROBLEM.
"WHEN YOU WALK
THROUGH THE JUNGLE,
"SHAKE IT,
WAG YOUR TAIL,
AND THEY'LL THINK
YOU'RE A TIGER."
THE LITTLE CA GOT AWAY WITH I FOR THREE YEARS.
SHE WAS:
SHAKING HER HEAD,
WAGGING HER TAIL.
THE TIGER SAYS,
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO
I KNOW:
YOU'RE A CAT."
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S IT.
WHAT'S THA HAVE TO DO WITH ME?
NOTHING.
IT'S A CUTE STORY.
I THOUGHT IT MIGH CHEER YOU UP.
THAT'S BETTER.
YOU'VE BEEN SEPARATED
SEVEN MONTHS, RIGHT?
YES.
FROM WHAT YOU'VE SAID,
TRACY'S CONTACTS
WITH GOD:
USUALLY TAKE PLACE
IN EATING AREAS.
THE CHINESE RESTAURANT,
McDONALD'S,
SINCE YOU, MR. RICHARDS,
LEFT THE HOUSE:
FOLLOWING YOUR SEPARATION.
SO, OBVIOUSLY,
TRACY HAS CREATED
A FANTASY FATHER FIGURE
AS A SUBSTITUTE:
TO GIVE HER:
THE EMOTIONAL NURTURING
SHE CRAVES:
ARE YOU SURE?
ONE IS NEVER:
COMPLETELY SURE,
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
YOU SAID:
THAT'S VERY INTRIGUING.
TRACY'S FANTASY FATHER,
GOD,
LIKE HER REAL FATHER,
IS INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING
OR SPREADING A MESSAGE,
SO TO SPEAK.
WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
WELL, THESE ARE
ONLY THEORIES.
TO VERIFY THEM.
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
OOH!
OW.
INVOLVING A PERSON?
PEELING AN APPLE.
NOW, TODAY,
OR IMAGINARY CHARACTERS.
ROBERT REDFORD.
HE'S REAL.
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
WAS HE REAL?
OF COURSE.
BUGS BUNNY.
REAL OR IMAGINARY?
OH, COME ON, DOCTOR.
WOULD YOU LOOK:
AT THESE SLIDES:
AND TELL ME:
WHAT YOU SEE?
EGG FOO YUNG.
AND THIS?
SPAGHETTI.
YOU SEEM TO ASSOCIATE
EVERYTHING WITH FOOD.
THAT SEEMS:
VERY SIGNIFICANT.
I'M STARVED.
AH.
IN TRACY.
OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
HOWEVER, THE EVALUATION
IN THE BEHAVIORAL AREA
IS NOT ENCOURAGING.
TRACY IS STILL:
STEADFASTLY INSISTING
THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY SEEN
A DELUSION:
THAT INDICATES:
A REAL PSYCHOSIS.
PSYCHOSIS?
I'M AFRAID SO.
OBSERVATION AND TREATMENT.
IN SANTA BARBARA
WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
SUGGESTING THAT...
THAT SHE BE PU IN AN INSTITUTION,
ARE YOU?
BOTHER YOU.
A BANK:
IS AN INSTITUTION.
A SCHOOL, A SUPERMARKET,
EVERYTHING:
IS AN INSTITUTION.
THE FACT IS,
THIS IS A NICE, PLEASAN CONTROLLED ENVIRONMEN WITH A TRAINED STAFF.
SHE'LL BE MUCH
BETTER OFF THERE.
AND...
IT'S, UM...
IT'S A KIND OF RANCH
IN SANTA BARBARA,
SWEETHEART,
ONLY, UH...
AND YOU'LL BE BACK
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
THAT'S A GOOD ATTITUDE.
YOU'RE A VERY BRIGH YOUNG LADY.
I'M STARVED.
LET'S GO FOR LUNCH.
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BENSON IS RIGHT!
BENSON IS RIGHT!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BENSON IS RIGHT!
BENSON IS RIGHT!
BRING BACK TRACY!
BRING BACK TRACY!
[BELL JINGLES]
GOD?
GOD?
WHERE ARE YOU?
I NEED YOU.
IT'S BEEN DAYS.
TOMORROW THEY'RE PUTTING ME
INTO AN INSTITUTION.
AND A SYNAGOGUE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
[THE TONIGHT SHOW
THEME PLAYS]
FROM HOLLYWOOD,
THE TONIGHT SHOW
STARRING JOHNNY CARSON.
AND THE NBC ORCHESTRA
INVITING YOU TO JOIN
BUDDY HACKETT,
STEVE LAWRENCE,
AND DIZZY GILLESPIE.
AND NOW, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S...
JOHNNY!
[POP]
TRACY, WHAT'S WRONG?
I CAME:
TO SAY GOODBYE.
I'M RUNNING AWAY.
THEY WON' LOCK ME UP.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEPLACE.
I KNOW THE PERFEC HIDING PLACE.
"DEAR MOM AND DAD,
"I'M NOT GOING
"DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BE OK.
"I LOVE YOU BOTH.
REMEMBER:
TO FEED MY GOLDFISH."
PAULA, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL FIND HER.
ROSA, ARE YOU OK?
FINE.
IS THERE COFFEE:
IN THE KITCHEN?
YES, OF COURSE.
DON, THAT POOR
LITTLE KID.
WHAT COULD'VE
HAPPENED TO HER?
PAULA,
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
CALL THE POLICE.
IT'LL BE
ALL OVER THE PAPERS.
IT ALREADY IS.
FOR YOU.
I'VE BEEN
TACKING UP SIGNS.
WHERE'S TRACY?
SHINGO,
WHERE'S TRACY?
I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN' SEEN HER ALL DAY.
LOOK, PAL.
YOU AND TRACY:
ARE VERY CLOSE.
SHE TELLS YOU:
EVERYTHING.
THIS IS:
VERY SERIOUS.
I WANT TO KNOW:
WHERE SHE IS.
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
TRACY?
RINGO, RINGO.
RINGO RINGO RING--
RINGA RING.
SHINGO.
SHINGO TALK YOU.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
HI, SHINGO.
WHAT'S UP?
YOUR FATHER:
WHERE YOU ARE.
WHY?
THEY'RE COMING
TO GET YOU.
THANKS, SHINGO.
DEPARTING FOR CHICAGO
LATER ON, TOMMY.
GOOD MORNING.
ON TRACK 3.
ALL ABOARD!
TRACY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
FOR YOU.
TRACY,
I'M A VERY BUSY MAN.
MY PHONE:
NEVER STOPS RINGING.
RUNNING AWAY--
I WAS SCARED.
I DIDN'T WAN TO GO INTO THA DUMB INSTITUTION.
IT ALL SEEMED:
SO HOPELESS.
SO YOU PANICKED.
ALL I WAS DOING:
WAS CAUSING TROUBLE.
MY PARENTS WERE:
NOW THEY'RE
EVEN MORE WORRIED.
I GUESS RUNNING AWAY
ISN'T THE ANSWER.
NEVER WAS.
WHEN YOU KNOW:
YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU HANG IN THERE.
GUESS I'M NOT A MEMBER
OF THE CLUB ANYMORE.
THEY ALL STRUCK OU A FEW TIMES.
DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
TRACY,
YOU FEEL BETTER:
NOW?
YEAH.
CAN I ASK YOU:
A QUESTION?
GO AHEAD.
WHY DO YOU LE BAD THINGS HAPPEN?
YOU ASK:
VERY GOOD QUESTIONS.
YOU KNOW, TRACY,
THINGS THAT YOU:
SOMETIMES:
THERE'S A PURPOSE
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