Oh Marbella! Page #3

Synopsis: Welcome to Marbella, the original Costa del Sol paradise for the rich and famous and for those wishing they were. It's where the crazy worlds of dreamers, nudists, killers and anti goat hurlers collide to spectacular effect and where trusting your `natural` instincts can have the most amazing results!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Piers Ashworth
 
IMDB:
5.1
UNRATED
Year:
2003
88 min
126 Views


No problem, Miguel

has a pharmacy than later.

O to solve immediately. Get

, I'll take you!

- Very kind of you...

- Come on, dude, let's go!

- You better?

- Yes.

- Jack.

- Ronnie.

Nice, Ron.

You know, I've always prided

one thing,

I never forget a face.

- I know you.

- I think not.

Where are you?

Can you think of Liverpool?

I met one guy from Liverpool, Jhonny McCane.

A jerk, but fair.

Do not say nothing that name...

Go! Thank you, Miguel.

Credit company?

Yes, I can wait,

but you can hurry, because

sun in Spain?

My name is Jenkins

and I want to cancel a transaction.

Card number... One second.

Bastard!

- Teen not want to hurry.

- Of course!

- Can we talk?

- My dream became reality.

We have the opportunity to prove that we are not losers,

and you want to destroy everything.

- Typical!

- Teen, really...

- Beautiful Goat.

- I have a save.

- For what?

- From death.

I tried to explain.

A few years ago,

goats were slaughtered

but held a protest demonstration...

I and Harvey were here.

Youth came across Spain. It was nice...

Today, at the end sarabatorii,

goat is released.

In its place, a goat toy filled with candy

is thrown from a height,

to the delight of the children.

Is very nice.

And you should see.

I suggest you go back where you got it.

'll Be safe.

- Damn!

- How was I to know?

Should have

my attention before I act like a maniac.

Do not be silly!

Your intentions were good.

Idiot, rather.

I spend time trying to do all sorts of things

that people observe,

to find that someone else did it before me.

I wanted to make a change.

You know, like you, with lobsters.

Frankly, there were not so many lobsters

as I said.

It was just one fact.

And I did it just because I

drunk

the 50th anniversary

Uncle Barry.

I fight for animal rights as much as Ronald McDonald.

I just wanted to say something to impress you.

- Why?

- Because you believe in something.

I wanted to make you think they are vegetarian

,

or an environmentalist,

or something.

Truth is I'm just like everybody else.

Not true, Bradley.

Stay naked next to a girl you barely know,

and she holds a wet goat.

I believe this differentiates

than others, do not you think?

Better get the goat back.

- Have you eaten anything at the resort?

- No. How is the food?

Chef is stripped,

but not much of his head.

Why do not you come with me tonight

and Mag?

We know a great place on the beach.

Unfortunately, we have

to dress for dinner.

We will come.

Bradley!

's Dead?

Bradley?

Can you move?

Talk!

Say something, Bradley!

Release lobsters!

Teen, I've been thinking...

This place is not for us, do not you think?

It sure is not you.

E me?

I do not know, but I'll stay to find out!

With or without you.

Sorry I'm late, but I've concluded

a condition.

Tonight we launch

offshore boat.

Tina, you look great!

Thank you.

Dave!

- I hope you do something you regret?

- No, absolutely not.

Perfect.

Please, have a seat!

Let's make out!

Jessus! Champagne!

I know!

Ronnie Ackerman, gunman.

I knew it!

Ron, it's an honor to meet you!

I owe you for life.

's Enough to say that you owe what I am today

.

What do you mean?

In 1973, Charlie was

coolest Enfield London have it all.

His only flaw was greed.

He looks to Watford, and says:

"I'll take anything."

It took him three companions

best of

and went to Liverpool to arrange it

Johnny McFane.

But the next day,

were all back in London

each with a hole between the eyes.

Compliments of Ronnie Ackerman.

That was long ago, Jack.

It was long,

but now that there was Charlie Enfield,

this led to a power vacuum stepped

the undersigned.

I'm glad you set.

What are you doing, Ron?

I retired a few years ago.

England did not have is why was not it?

Right, but this is absolutely wonderful.

When I moved here,

I saw life differently. Do you understand?

Ron, I'm sorry, buddy.

I forgot what it was.

Colin, pull over,

Ronnie wants to pee.

What beautiful blouse you, Tina! You look like someone I know...

- Courtney Cox?

- Yes, exactly.

Dave does not like this shirt.

Says it makes me look like a slut.

- Not you, Dave?

- Yes, it is Teen.

Everyone likes of Joey.

It's cute, but it's a loser...

- What do you think, Dave?

- What?

I'm sorry, I think

elsewhere.

Talking about our favorite characters from "Friends".

Yes. My favorite is Joey.

Teen thinks a little like him.

I have always worked in sales.

Before I was an artist.

- Really?

- Yes, really.

I always liked to look at beautiful women.

- I have terrible stomach pain.

- What?

Fish not for my own good.

Need to take something for the pain this soon.

- This is a pharmacy around the corner.

- A drive.

No, it's too far.

I was doing with my car.

Take my card and you pay table.

Command and some brandy.

O bring Tina back in a few minutes.

Thank you, Greg.

Mr. Winters! Good evening.

- I just want to use the bathroom.

- I always at your disposal.

I love Spanish.

Nothing is hard for them,

listen to me!

Fourth course vegetarians

hairy and fat Germans.

But the vast majority of herbal

are normal people from all walks of life.

Some of them spend their entire life

naked?

Like them and see

or trampling by shopping with nothing on them.

Is so absurd.

Dangerous.

For most of us,

is escape from everyday life.

- You deserve an Oscar, Tina.

- And you have seen nothing yet!

There!

Thank you.

Damn!

Go!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, great!

Too.

's Better.

I'm sorry, sir,

card was rejected.

- Rejected?

- Yes. You also have another card?

Thank you.

Speak to me in French, Greg!

No way!

- It was great!

- Thanks.

- Let's go, sir!

- What? I do not understand.

But I can not go.

My wife stomach hurts.

People use clothes to give a certain picture of the world.

If you get off, we are all equal.

Suddenly, you have to see

people as they are.

Is incredibly liberating and refreshing.

I apologize!

I'll see if it feels good.

Maybe you should pay the bill.

Come on, Tina!

I should go back.

- And what about us?

- How?

I am tour operator, love.

You opened, I closed

and that's that.

But you said you want me!

And now that you were mine, you should go back to Dave

.

Are made for each other.

Can not see me like this.

Fair enough.

Goodbye!

Son of a b*tch!

Was released revived,

sees me as,

and still does not like me!

Thanks!

Colin, can you go away.

From here we will go away.

I'll call you when we need

car.

What happened with Johnny McFane?

AD.

No way!

Shame, shame.

The other guy who worked for him,

Tony Cross,

was crazy about that song the band Wham.

I like to sing it at Karaoke.

You mean the guy who got caught?

No, not him!

- What's with him?

- Was married to a stripper.

No! What Toby Cross?

Sorry, Ron. Yes, yes...

No, I was just wondering what the

his choice.

I killed.

L betrayed Rodney Fryers.

- Not many of us are left.

- You're right, Ron.

We are an endangered species, old.

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