Oh Marbella! Page #4

Synopsis: Welcome to Marbella, the original Costa del Sol paradise for the rich and famous and for those wishing they were. It's where the crazy worlds of dreamers, nudists, killers and anti goat hurlers collide to spectacular effect and where trusting your `natural` instincts can have the most amazing results!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Piers Ashworth
 
IMDB:
5.1
UNRATED
Year:
2003
88 min
129 Views


Can they tell it again.

Ron!

Ron, do not move!

Coming!

Do not move!

Jesus!

What did I do?

Ron! Ron!

I really need this?

Ambulance...

Ron resist!

Ron!

Go!

I need an ambulance!

Yes, English!

Come fast!

- What's going on?

- One moment.

Is not what you think.

Trying to save lives.

's Heart?

prostate.

I called the ambulance.

Let the ambulance!

Let's get him to the hospital right now!

Where are you running?

Help! Police after me!

What terrible story!

Do not worry.

Know a perfect place to hide.

- Here it should be safe.

- Thanks.

- I have some?

- Of course.

Our last party was the sh*t.

Tonight I do not want to risk.

A combination of Ecstasy and Viagra.

- I'll be 20 minutes. Jack?

- Good.

Do drink plenty of water, Superman.

Mind?

Colin, what are you doing?

What's the matter?

Myocardial would do if they get

now and you would see it...

I can not believe that you shoot a now.

You nearly 70 years.

If you continue to take Viagra,

next time you might be fatal.

If she dies, she dies!

Shut up!

Hello? Yes, I am.

Hai says...

What? Are you sure?

We have a name?

Not riddle!

No, I have to call you, keep me posted if you hear anything

, right?

Right.

How fast is urgent.

Hello?

Sir, phone not here.

I'm sorry!

- You'll be all right, Doctor?

- Yeah, I'll be fine.

He ??had an allergic reaction to the medicines they take.

- It's prostate.

- Yes, it should operate.

Is on the waiting list for 12 months.

I can operate it tomorrow.

Right back.

Wait a minute, okay?

Hello, Jack?

Thank God!

Listen to me! I have bad news.

Someone bought a ticket.

A what?

What to buy?

Do not know who wants you dead,

Mr. Winter.

It could be anyone.

I took all the people on the streets.

Listen carefully!

Find out who has the contract.

Wait a minute.

Right.

We will soon find out who it is.

First to assure protection.

Where are you?

At the hospital?

Stay there, I'll be right.

Arrive in 10 minutes.

Perfect. Let's go, boys!

Hi, Bradley!

How are you?

I did not think you'd come.

Do not talk.

I have something to tell you.

I am vegetarian only two weeks.

I've never done anything like this before.

What do you do?

I work at a bank, Bradley.

Duc most boring life possible.

I wanted to make you something out of the ordinary.

What we did was out of the ordinary, right?

Anyway, I found a better plan.

I do not think...

What do you think?

I do not grow DCA...

I forgot that you have already seen.

I just wanted to tell you

that you

cutest guy that I met.

- Really?

- Seriously.

I can not believe it!

Is outrageous!

Pull yourself, Jack, snap out of it!

Sir, your friend

recovered.

Thanks!

Give me a name!

Ronnie Ackerman.

Mr. Winter, are you

the phone?

Click on acceleration, Mickey!

Jack...

Jack, come on!

Come on, Jack!

Help!

Help!

What is going on here?

Sir, please!

Mr. Ackerman!

Mr. Ackerman, please!

Your doctor gave me this

card for you.

If you want a prostate operation,

can call this number.

Thank you very much.

What happens here, Doctor,

what happened?

I could not do anything.

Stood there together

his friend, Mr....

- Ronnie Ackerman.

- Yes, Mr. Ronnie Ackerman.

Stood there and tried to help him.

I did everything they could.

- Sorry.

- Thanks.

Is a shame!

- O shame?

- Yes.

It is quite a shame!

Boss & apos; lying dead on the floor,

and you, old man gangster,

and f*** all day

when in fact, should be

to keep him!

I want to know who!

Ackerman If you did this,

means that someone else put it up.

I want to know who it is. Understand?

Get out of here!

Goodbye, Jack.

"Take my card and pay!"

Greg Dubois.

Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

Yes!

're Right, Ash?

- Poetry...

- What?

I need the best poetry of the earth

to tell you what I feel for you, Em.

Maybe I can help, Asheley.

You disperse the clouds of my life...

Sheakespeare not believe he said that.

You make the sun shine

more something like Doris Day.

You turn a spark into a flame.

My heart beat wildly.

Because you're my lady. / I

And I'm your jester.

me crazy when you're so distant.

window seat you like, sir?

I do not care, as long as

sitting beside her.

Can you ever forgive me, Dave?

I've already forgiven, Teen.

Come here!

Over six weeks, Tina will give

big news Dave...

that expects first child...

- I ' liked what I saw.

- Thank you, sir.

I needed someone like you

the board of directors.

What about Ashley?

Ashley will lose its board of directors

after a charge of indecent behavior.

Sophie and Bradley decided

to spend next Christmas

releasing turkeys.

In six months, Ronnie

will leave his wife for a dancer from Brazil.

= = will need to resume the job,

to pay her plastic surgery.

You two wait here.

Colin!

Dream house. Apparatus dream.

TV dream. Couch dream.

It's the best quality here.

Luxury five star.

Best.

Excellent!

It was a pleasure doing business with you.

- Thanks.

- For nothing.

That was the last business to Greg.

Will withdraw from the business,

to run for mayor of Marbella

.

will win the elections.

Release lobsters!

Give him one!

Hello. Rik Mayall are.

Do not panic and follow me.

Game in a movie here, no matter what it's called

, but I play him.

It's called "Oh Marbella!"

Is a charity film.

Everyone

pursuing this film and I will send 100 pounds,

I will donate one pound to the charity foundation

prefer.

For every 100 they receive,

I will donate one penny to charity.

Be Happy!

Hello! Are Jennifer Saunders. Damn...

Yes, I am Rik Mayall.

Relax, it's the same for everyone.

Are in the Caribbean and play in another Scorsese film.

"Oh Marbella!"

is the best film I played.

Thanks for sponsorships.

We help the British film industry,

and they help us. Thank you.

Give me the money!

Hurry! It's cold!

Both?

Jesus! Where are we?

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