Oh My God

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Chil-gu! Chil-gu!

Let's show those girls what we've got!

Yeah!

Show 'em what we're made of!

Yeah!

Awesome!

You coming Jung-hwan?

Gotta see the babes here!

There's a perfect girl

here for ya! Hurry!

Out of my way! Move!

Leaving me out just cuz

I got car sick?

Those pea brains.

They got nothing but looks...

Fine.

I didn't want to this but

they leave me no choice.

Having fun are we?

You fools are responsible

for what's about to happen.

- Well, Belly dance...

- Hey! Isn't that Eun-ju?

Who?

Surprised?

Now send in a man.

Hey! Eun-ju!

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for a man!

My life's been

so sad these days.

Should've just left her

in the library.

It's for real!

Eun-ju!

- What happened?

- Is the body floated?

I got no signal!

God has not forsaken me!

A man came in!

Finally, a man!

My prince that I met on the

last class trip in college.

I'm never ever going

to let you go.

My savior!

OH My God

- Sir!

- Good job.

- LIM Jung-hwan!

- Sergeant Ahn! Sir!

- Where are you going?

- The visitors' hall.

Why you little.

A man or a woman?

A woman of course.

Ever see a man come for me, sir?

They said she was pretty.

Told me to hurry and go meet her.

Want me to introduce her to you?

I don't know her.

Why you little.

- Well if you're not interested.

- Why you little!

- Let's go.

- Yeah, you like it!

Jung-hwan!

That's her?

I guess.

Why you little!

Look at her clothes.

- Smarten up!

- Sir! Yes, sir!

Shitt...

It's me GOH Eun-ju.

- Eat up.

- Okay.

You're not trying

anything are you?

Ow! Jung-hwan.

We're here.

Take your shoes off.

Oh! Jung-hwan!

What's wrong? Feeling sick?

Want me to pat your back?

Are you okay Jung-hwan?

Hello? What number is the

adult movies channel?

Thank you. God bless you.

Guess she's gone.

A porn flick.

Whoa, the hell is that?

He can't be human, man.

What the hell?

- Are you into foreign films?

- What?

Ah! I didn't turn this on.

It's not turning off!

Where's the remote!

- Jung-hwa?

- Huh?

- There is no remote. Somewhere here.

- The remote must be around.

A man.

It's hot.

Your clothes...

Chil-gu said that you like

this kinda thing.

- Where's the remote!

- Jung-hwan

Ah....

Jung-hwan!

Hold on.

Hold on.

Wait! not yet...

- Let me wash with water.

- Jung-hwan!

Two Years Later

This filthy body!

I'd rather melt and

become like the dew.

Why did God command

against suicide?

I am tired of everything.

Everything is timeworn and useless.

This filthy world!

Come hither at once.

Anybody out there?

I guess not.

Who knows my heart?

Sir!

He left the costume and left.

- Is there really no one?

- You idiot!

I told you to guard him

from running away.

Yeah, man. So what?

You gonna come get me if I tell ya?

Come here girls.

Hurry, hurry. This is it.

- This is what you were talking about?

- Yeah, that's it.

It's beautiful.

Hold on.

Let me see this one.

Shut up. I'm hanging up.

What do you think?

Isn't it pretty?

It's beautiful honey.

- How much was this?

- $6900.

$6900? Okay.

Okay?

Why'd you hit me uncle Du-sik?

- What?

- No more free drinks. Money now!

How can you do this to me?

Just asking you to pay for what you drink.

Money now!

Man, an uncle ripping off his nephew!

Fine! I'll give you the money.

But you'll regret it later.

When I inherit this

you'll be the first to go.

Here's your money.

Now stay out!

Dad! I'm home.

Dad! I said I'm back.

- Jung-hwan we got a problem.

- What is it?

A thief came and emptied out

the safe in my room.

A thief? The safe?

How much?

He took all the cold cash in there.

I told you to put up a CCTV.

I knew this would happen.

- Son

- Yeah?

- I put up a CCTV.

- What?

Doesn't he look familiar?

It looks like a woman, to me.

- You little schmuck!

Dad! Dad! I'm sorry!

Dad! Please!

I didn't want to wake you.

Stop it!

Speak gracefully.

That's right.

You gotta fix that

cursing tongue there dad!

What? Shithead?

My cursing what?

I meant temper.

You gotta fix that temper

of yours!

That's right. That' s me.

Think of it this way.

It'll all be mine someday.

I just took some a little sooner.

What's the fuss?

- Jung-hwan

- Yes?

You deserve to get hit.

Mom!

Ow! Ow!

What the! Real cops?

Is he really my dad?

- Are you SHIN Jung-hwan?

- Huh?

- No, it's AHN Jung-hwan

- You idiot.

I'm LIM Jung-hwan.

Anyway, let's go.

Let's go.

- Where?

- You'll see.

- Go ahead.

- Ow! Ow! Wait!

- Thank you.

- Sure.

Criminal forces unit head

our prosecutor.

Why bring in a prosecutor for this?

- Mr. LIM Jung-hwan?

- Yes, that's me.

There's been

a misunderstanding here.

- Actually, I...

- It's been awhile, Jung-hwan.

Huh?

It's me. GOH Eun-ju.

The college even puts out lawyers?

Can't believe you're a prosecutor.

Hey! The handle!

Well, at least you

were good at school.

But where are we headed?

- Welcome home.

- Is everything okay?

I would've called if it wasn't.

What are you doing? Come in.

This is your house?

Not bad being a prosecutor.

Doing pretty good for your age.

She is the nanny.

Why'd you bring me here?

How are you a mom already?

Time flies.

They're twins. He's Corey

and he's Ahn.

I get it, Corey-Ahn, Korean.

Good names.

- But how can you tell 'em apart?

- You'll be able to do it soon, too.

Why would I? They're not mine.

They are.

Don't you remember?

When you were in the army?

You're crazy, right?

How could you do this

if you weren't?

How can you go and

have 'em like that?

You were my first, Jung-hwan.

Your first? This is crazy.

I didn't date you.

Did we have a relationship?

I only slept with you that one time.

No, you jumped me!

That's right! This is rape!

I get it.

You looking for a free-ride, huh?

Oh! Good.

You hooked yourself a big fish.

How'd you know my family's rich?

Hey! You! How much do you want?

How much will it take?

I feel so sorry for you.

I'll give you the money.

Write your bank number here.

Write it down! What is it?

Why you little piece of sh*t!

Disrespectful bastard!

- Give her money 'cuz you feel sorry for her?

- Crazy old hag!

You bastard!

I will! I'm leaving!

Hitting me with the leeks.

I don't wanna see your face again!

Think we gotta go full force

with this one.

- What now?

- My jacket! I'm not leaving it.

- What?

- My wallet!

I warned you!

He even took the $3.

When did you come?

I was just about to call ya.

My mom's been swindled again.

She might lose the farm

and everything.

Sh*t.

So, I decided to quit school.

- Hey! Get me a pen and paper.

- What?

- Here.

- Thanks. Clean this up!

Why are you counting?

I got two semesters till graduation.

Man, it's true!

I know you'll be bored without me

But I have no choice this time.

I'm going crazy here!

Go get some Kimchi or something!

It's been days, man!

When are you going home?

Hey, Jung-hwan, phone call.

Why that little twerp!

Out of my way!

Hello!

Jung-hwan isn't home right now.

Why that little!

- Well, come in.

- Thank you.

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