Oh My God Page #2

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That twerp!

If you're a college friend

are you a drama major, too?

No. I graduated from law school.

- Oh! Law school?

- Yes, and now I'm Corey-Ahn's

Wait! Wait! Wait!

You twerp! Why are you here?

Mom, dad!

Don't believe what she says.

I'll explain everything.

Explain what?

Stay out of this you thief!

Stay out of this you little thief!

Stay out!

If he did anything wrong.

I apologize on his behalf.

Don't apologize, dad!

I only slept with her once.

She came to seduce me

while I was in the army.

I don't even remember doing it!

I'm innocent, here!

But you still slept with her!

But Corey and Ahn those kids.

She says they're my seedlings!

- Koreans?

- Are your seedlings?

Not our country.

The twins! Corey and Ahn!

- Come here!

- What he is talking about?

- You didn't tell them?

- What's going on here?

- I think he and she...

- No.

- slept together

- So?

- And had a baby.

- Once? Twice?

No! They're saying that

two came out at once!

Oh! Two came out at once.

Let me get this straight.

So you did you know

what with him.

And had twins?

They're called Corey-Ahn?

- Did I get that straight?

- No! It's not me!

Miss, I'm sorry.

But I can't disregard what he's saying.

Of course you can.

It's not that we don't believe you

but we should hear his side, too.

Right! Thanks mom.

You!

Ow! That hurts.

You're saying they're my kids?

Got proof? Where's the proof?

I had no choice but to prepare this.

What?

What is it?

- Let me see.

- Why you!

A genetic testing report?

This is a conspiracy!

Just 'cuz you're a prosecutor!

Think you can plot this against me

with this paper.

- You're a prosecutor?

- Yes.

- A real lawyer?

- Yes, father.

I guess this is true

since she's a prosecutor.

Well Ms, what do you think

we should do here?

I'm okay but I don't want my sons

to grow up without their father.

Please allow us to get married.

Get what!

Of course, they're clearly his.

We can't separate a family.

Do you know what kind of person

our son is?

- Yes, he's...

- No need to know.

She'll find out anyway.

This is crazy!

Why that little!

- By the way, who are you?

- No need to know.

Maybe an inspector...

This is your inheritance.

Want to live with the prosecutor

or with Chil-gu?

Not you too, mom. Please!

Who's the one that knocked her up!

It wasn't me, mom

I'm not happy about her

coming into our family either.

But she had your kids!

What can I do?

Forget it. No way.

I know you're not happy.

But take this and get married.

Not enough?

Take this and get married!

Get married now!

Look here please!

And smile! One, two, three!

- Look at the camera.

- I did!

One, two, three!

Why you!

What?

Why didn't you go

on your honeymoon?

Father, I pushed it off

because of his school.

And I'd prefer going with

the whole family.

What in-laws follow along

on a honeymoon?

- Try some of this, father.

- Thank you, dear.

- Thank you

- Try some of this

What the hell are you doing?

You little pervert!

Why you little!

My daughter-in-law giving me some

food makes her a pervert?

- Not that...

- Why you

Idiot!

- What to do?

- Go up and wash up.

I'm watching TV.

Go up and watch yours.

Goodnight, dear.

Yes, go on and get some rest.

- Goodnight mother. Good night father.

- You too, dear.

Go on up!

Go up, fool.

Dad, that thing cures snoring!

Should we get mom one?

Don't worry about my wife

go tend to yours.

- Go on up, now!

- Let me do...

The things young ones do...

Idiot!

- Did you see that?

- Nope.

Yeah, you did! She's a freak!

You idiot! I cut

my finger 'cuz of you!

What are you doing?

No!

What are you doing?

Sh*t.

- Not washing up?

- Why do you care if I do or not?

- Jung-hwan.

- What now?

This is what I wear to sleep.

Oops, I dropped the brush.

You!

Take it off!

What do you mean?

We're married, right?

Take it off!

If that's what you really want...

Jung-hwan

Jung-hwan!

Jung-hwan

I was just getting started.

You come on this bed

and you're dead!

Man, that woman!

Let go!

Did you sleep well?

Did you have a good dream?

A dream?

I ain't telling you!

- Have a good day, hon.

- Come here.

You jump me again and you're dead!

I thought I was dreaming!

Case number A16

suspect OH Jang-su.

Set up a system and sold vehicles

illegally.

He is the father

of notorious Jang-mul.

Making reports to her this early

in the morning out here?

You crazy?

You!

Me?

She asking for it.

This is a little awkward, ma'am.

I threw a few punches in the past.

Yeah, you're awkward!

Have fun!

Referee! Referee!

What are you gonna do, man?

- Where are those punches?

- But she's kicking.

This is K-1, you can kick man.

Guess you didn't know.

Ma'am case A18

the illegal loan shark.

He's been charged with

lending money to...

Ma'am! Are you okay?

Why you! Come here now!

A15, 16, 18. A-17!

Where's the MA Sung-ki file?

The chief ordered it to be handed

over to prosecutor CHOI.

But I got all the witnesses

and testimonies.

With only two days left for trial!

What's the reason!

That is...

I can understand where Chief Song

is coming from.

All the rapists

and up being charged

with murder under you.

What's the difference between

rape and murder!

Bring me MA Sung-ki right now!

Why you little retard!

Half-cooked?

That punk at the store!

What are you doing?

Don't say anything.

- What's with you?

- I thought about this a lot.

About what?

I'm going to go on my own now.

You're gonna live without me?

What's the use of being with you,

When you're just thinking of Mi-lan

when I need you most.

You don't know how I feel.

I'll be good from now on.

I'll try.

I loved our 10 years together.

I was so happy!

But now...

What's wrong?

- Again?

- Yeah.

But what about

the two times earlier?

Let's go.

Hey Jung-hwan

I have a wedding gift to give you.

Keep it. I'm getting rid of her.

But she brought

in two grandsons.

Your parents won't back

down easily.

You wait and see

I'm going to sign

the divorce papers

and send her crying.

Finish up and let's go.

There's no toilet paper here.

Thanks.

All done.

- See, I told you.

- I know.

- But they're looking at us.

- Yew.

What's with this. Sh*t.

- You're home early.

- Yes.

- Your face?

- Ah...Is someone here?

Why that bastard!

Alright!

Welcome home Eun-ju.

Goal! Yeah!

- I have to change.

- I won't look.

- There's nothing to see.

- past the mid-line!

Start! Run! Run!

Goal!

All done. Hold on. Jung-hwan!

Honey, can you come and take Ahn?

Shot! Goal! Awesome!

I lost 'cuz of you!

- Rematch.

- Money please.

Alright! Hey man

- aren't you hungry?

- Yeah? Hold on. Mom!

Eight, nine, ten!

- Happy?

- Yeah I am.

Wanna die? Setting up tent in the

honeymooner's place?

What's with your mouth?

You a black man? Huh?

Go home you fool!

Chil-gu, come down to eat!

Eat then get your sorry ass out of here.

Got it?

A woman hitting bastard

Is good for nothing.

What are you talking about?

I never thought there'd be one

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