Okka Ammayi Thappa Page #2

"Paint the town red."

"The hearts of people living

in slums are filled with honey."

"The luxuries of posh life

are like water in an oasis."

"Life is thrilling when

you are constantly working hard.."

"..even when you have

to go hungry sometimes."

"But life is hell if you are

not satisfied with what you have."

"Romance with life.

Don't give a chance to doubt."

"Your guts give you license.

You are your own hero."

"You live only once.

Hit a six, no defense."

"Walk on the tight rope

before your heart stops."

"Paint the town red."

When someone sees the flag,

they feel like..

..singing the national

anthem or saluting the flag.

But I remember him.

When you were little,

a boy in your school..

..gave you a flag and

said he loves you, right?

Huh? How do you know that?

You tell this story to

everyone whether they ask or not.

He gave you a flag

and said he loves you.

What will you do

if you see him suddenly?

I will ignore him.

I will reject him. I will block him.

I will kill him.

Excuse me.

Hi. I'm sorry.

I will never do this again.

Will you please withdraw

the complaint against me?

It is a small mistake, after all.

A small mistake?

That is a small mistake?

What did he say?

He said I have a good figure.

What do you mean figure?

What is a figure?

Are women dolls? Will you sell them?

Figure, my foot.

Respect women.

Wherever you show respect to women,

gods reside there.

Phone.

Figure, my foot.

Margaret. Torture.

Grandma, hi!

Shut up.

I don't like hi's and hello's.

'Namaskar' is our culture.

'Namaskar,' Grandma.

Now you are being sarcastic. Arrogant.

Grandma, you are beautiful

when you are angry.

You will be more beautiful

in wedding clothes.

At least you marry the

man that older ones choose.

You will be happy.

The bridegroom is coming

to see you in an hour.

What?

An American bridegroom

is coming from America..

..to see you.

- Grandma!

Wait. I have a rope

and fan ready here.

If you don't come home,

I will hang myself to death.

Really?

- What?

Grandma, I will get bored if you die.

What did you say? You will get bored?

Come home immediately.

Grandma, please!

This time I'll really

die if you don't come.

Come home right now.

I don't like it when men

come for matchmaking interviews.

Huh?

I don't like the idea of

these matchmaking interviews.

Oh.

Keep watching. In another five years..

..women will go to see

men for matchmaking interviews.

Nonsense. That will never happen.

I don't believe it.

If you have faith,

even lemons can save your life.

Lemon. Citrus. C vitamin.

It is medicine for our bodies.

If you tie them to cars

and crush them on roads..

..it is pollution.

Goddess Durga!

Krishna, I have been

seeing your horoscope..

..since your childhood.

You have a good future.

That's why I came searching for you.

Listen to me.

One day.

Please don't go out this one day,

Krishna.

According to your horoscope,

today is unfavorable to you.

You will be in danger.

I came to warn you about it.

Barber! At least you tell him.

Krishna! This Swami's laptop

is very powerful. I know it.

He told me that I

won't leave my knife..

..even if I leave my gang.

I used to kill men in the past,

now I shave their beards.

He suggested that I open this shop.

Take his advice.

Not you too.

Swami, why are you

talking such nonsense?

You are showing me a horror

film in the name of horoscope.

I love you.

Barber! How much do I owe

you for not ruining my hair?

2,000 rupees.

- Is it? I don't like it. Chop it off.

I will charge 3,000 rupees for it.

You are very intelligent. Here you go.

The swipe machine is not working.

Okay, I will pay next time.

Dude!

- Yes?

Please. I don't allow credit.

The ATM is close-by.

I need money urgently to pay rent.

Go bring money.

Okay.

Don't make that face.

Tell me what you want.

Come to the temple with me.

Offer prayers to the Goddess.

Huh?

I know you don't believe in God.

But please visit the Goddess once.

If you look at her..

..with devotion,

she will take care of everything.

Please.

He will start crying

if I don't pay him.

Let me go to the

ATM and withdraw money.

Can your Goddess

wait for five minutes?

Hmm.

I didn't listen to the astrologer

that day. I didn't want to.

Chandi! Ask her if she

has left from college or not.

Tell her that she has left.

Ask her how she is coming home.

In the car.

Why are you removing

air from the tire?

I don't want to go in the car.

I'll take a share auto.

I'll get delayed in the traffic.

I can escape the

matchmaking interview.

Got it?

Today your traffic department

is on an unofficial holiday.

The wireless sets

should not work today.

And the traffic recovery

vans should go to the outskirts.

Our traffic department

has an unofficial holiday.

God! Get this matchmaking

interview cancelled.

Do something. Do anything.

Why do girls cover up their

faces like that? So silly!

They were called angels

and goddesses in the past.

But now? Gangster Queen.

Loot Queen. Bandit Queen.

I wonder where my Mango

is among these veiled women.

What a beautiful car!

Perfect car for Hyderabad climate.

I've to buy an AC car right away.

Hyderabad rains have

no discipline at all.

You are very lucky today.

Why?

Generally I don't look

at the figures in autos.

What did you say?

What did I say?

You used a word.

Fi..

Figures?

Figures?

Yeah. You don't what that means?

Generally when bad

boys see a beautiful girl..

..they call her cute,

beautiful, pretty, gorgeous.

If she is extraordinary,

they call her sexy.

Don't you know that?

What?

- What do you think of women?

If they become bold and

step into the police station..

If they file a complaint against you..

You'll be taken into custody..

..presented in the court..

..and under IPC Section 292,

298 A, 298 B, 509, 376..

..you'll be given a sentence..

..you'll be made to eat prison food..

A chili?

..you'll be made to break stones..

..you'll be made to cook food..

..finally you'll be made

to stand before the noose..

..you'll be covered

with a black cloth..

..a white rope will

be put around your neck..

..and the lever will be pulled..

Oh God!

These abuses don't suit

your personality at all.

Your abuses caused the rain to stop.

Rain stopped.

The man who will marry you..

Huh? The man who will marry me, what?

The man who will marry you..

The man who will marry me, what?

Will be fortunate.

A very lucky fellow.

It's me.

"Come, my darling."

"No one can compete with you,

my darling."

Hello!

- Hello!

You are the bride's grandma.

You are the bride's mom.

You are the maid.

In India, a servant girl. Am I right?

Yes.

If you don't mind,

can I take one selfie?

Yeah, please come. Please, come.

Thank you. We don't have

servant girls in America.

Did you come alone?

I will marry alone too.

Basically,

I have a very good sense of humor.

The whole of America shakes

with laughter if I crack a joke.

He said the whole of

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