Okka Ammayi Thappa Page #3

America shakes with laughter.

Quiet.

Come in, wash your feet.

We don't wash in America,

we just wipe.

Anybody wants? No? Okay.

Grandma, is this for me?

Yes.

Please come.

- Let's go in.

Use tissue. It is good.

Yeah, sit down.

We use tissue for

everything in America.

Call the girl. No time. Time is money.

She will come. She will come.

How long ago did you

settle down in America?

One month.

One month?

Yes. I live for America.

I like America. I love America.

I'll bring coffee for you.

Excuse me, auntie.

No sugar in my coffee.

No salt in my snacks.

Everything should be bland,

American style.

When do you want to do the wedding?

She wants to study more.

Oh, fantastic. Then tell her to study.

I'll come later.

If I crack this joke in America,

they will laugh for an hour.

He said they will laugh for an hour.

Oh God!

Call the girl right now.

I will see her and leave.

She is not here.

She went to the beauty parlor.

Indian girls go to the

beauty parlors to attract..

..American bridegrooms.

Son!

- Yeah.

My granddaughter

won all these trophies.

Oh, fantastic.

She won this in the cycling race.

Oh, she does cycling.

Chandrababu's party. Very good.

And this is..

- Rickshaw racing.

No, chess competition.

Oh. You know what is chess?

No.

- It's played on a carom board.

If I crack this joke in America,

they will..

Laugh for an hour. Here is you coffee.

- Exactly. Auntie, you naughty.

Exactly. Auntie, you naughty.

Wow! I like Indian coffee,

Indian girls.

Call the girl soon.

She'll be back in five minutes.

I need to see five

girls and choose one.

Engagement, marriage,

and then you know what is next.

Apply for a visa.

She will come. She will come.

Anwar, tell me.

Aslam, today is 14th August.

Our independence day.

Happy freedom!

We'll meet tonight to celebrate.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Aslam! Redappa complained

to the authorities that..

..you are using a cell

phone inside the jail.

I have no cell phone.

He doesn't have a phone, Redappa.

Sir!

- Give him dinner.

Yes, sir.

What do you want for dinner?

I don't want dinner.

'Lunch in this Hyderabad

and dinner in that Hyderabad.'

Why can't we find bachelors

in such a big city?

Even if we find them,

they don't want to take money.

He is the right bachelor.

Sir, hello!

- Yes.

We are Gundu brothers.

Today is our grandmother's

death anniversary.

Our priest said that

we've to find 100 bachelors..

Unmarried men.

..and give them 200 rupees each.

200 rupees.

Are you a bachelor?

No.

Oh no! He lost most of it.

Let's see if we and find

any bachelors that side.

Hello! Are you a bachelor?

Yes. You?

What is wrong with him?

- Brother, shall we give him 200 rupees?

You both come with me.

I'll give you 400 rupees each.

He will give us 400 rupees.

Shall we go?

Idiot! You'll sell

yourself for 400 rupees?

Let's go that side. Let's go.

'No matter how much

I tried to go away..'

'..I was forced to

wait beside that auto.'

Unbearable heat.

Hello!

Driver! Arrange an AC

in your auto immediately.

Otherwise some girls may

file a complaint with the police.

There is a chance of

getting hanged also, you know.

Sister, please give us five rupees.

It is wrong to beg for money.

Yes, you shouldn't beg like this.

Madam and I will donate money online.

That's the trend now.

Hello! Note down chemistry syllabus.

Figure No. 3.14.

'Figure?'

Figure No. 4.6. Figure No. 4.7.

I'm not with them.

They are doing some homework.

Figure No. 16.8.

Continue your homework. Continue.

Figure No. 4.6.

Figure No. 24.3.

Figure No. 17.2.

Hello!

Grandma, how many times will you call?

I'm coming.

Coffee.

Take it. Take it.

Thanks.

'They are trying

to kill me with coffee.'

Tell me.

- Where are you?

All the ATMs are out of order.

I'm going across the flyover.

Okay, come soon.

Barber!

- Yes?

I want a smooth shave.

Very smooth. Do you have a plan?

I have a ball.

- What for?

Put it in your mouth

and move it around.

I will give you a smooth shave.

Don't you have any other color?

Same color and same ball

from the past five years.

What should I do if I swallow it?

Do the same thing that

the previous one did.

What did he do?

He brought it back the next morning.

"Beggar!"

Mummy, give me one rupee.

Daddy, give me two rupees.

Uncle!

- Get lost!

Madam, is he your bike driver?

She is my wife.

Was it a love marriage?

Yes.

Oh, Gods are crazy.

Sir, give alms.

I don't have cash, I have a card.

Oh God!

I stopped this side,

you stop that side.

You remember the plan, don't you?

Hey..

What the..

'Something or the other

kept happening every minute.'

'I still had no idea what

danger I was going to face.'

"I'm the shadow that follows you."

"I'm the dream that

occupies your thoughts."

"I'm the shadow that follows you."

Hello!

'Why is she haunting me like a ghost?'

I didn't abuse.

I didn't abuse you,

the traffic jam, you know.

What is this nuisance?

Mind your business, old man.

Hello!

Don't you guys know

that you shouldn't honk..

..when there's a traffic jam?

You!

Body builder brothers!

You don't know this madam.

If she gets angry

and goes to the station..

..91.1, 92.7, 93.5, 98.3,

she'll book you under those cases..

..put you behind bars,

make you eat prison food..

..and then hang you to death.

What's that saying?

Wherever you show respect to women,

gods reside there.

Otherwise ghosts will reside with you.

I didn't mean you. I meant ghosts.

Ghosts will reside with you. Ghosts.

My doves!

'It was such a magical

feeling to see those doves fly.'

'She stopped fighting

with me and smiled.'

'I liked her smile.'

Hello! I lost all my doves.

'She put me in trouble

and laughed at me.'

'But I didn't get angry.'

'I've seen many girls laugh before.'

'But when she laughs,

I feel as if I'm laughing.'

'Whoever marries her..'

She will come. She will come.

Son, this is..

How many times have you told me?

Cycle race. Chess. Lemon and spoon.

How many times?

If you do this in America,

they will sue you.

You want to sue?

- Yeah.

The bathroom is that side.

Come with me.

Coffee.

How many coffees can I drink?

How many coffees?

If I drink anymore coffees,

it will come out of my ears.

I have to see five girls,

and choose one.

Engagement,

marriage, and you know what's next.

Apply for a visa. What is this?

Take it.

Drink it, son. Drink it.

She will come. She will come.

I will wait five more minutes.

If she doesn't come, I'll go.

Oh no! Why is there

a power cut at this time?

If this happens in America..

They will sue, right?

Exactly.

Call up and find out.

Maybe there was an

accident on the way.

Accident. A major accident.

Some vehicles were crushed.

Some were injured.

But luckily nobody lost their lives.

We thought it was a natural accident.

Nobody knew that there

was somebody behind it.

Ready for blast.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

And yes!

Where is Khayum?

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