Okolofutbola Page #4

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If she has nice b*obs, she can suck?

You are young, you don't know.

- Where did that come from?

Well, since you believe in such tendencies...

She's amazing...

Where are you looking at, you retards?

They left through the back exit.

Teacher:
We're leaving right away!

We need to go.

Where?

We're going home.

Why so early?

Come on, let's go.

Guilty. I'm late.

But I hope to be forgiven.

I had to walk my precious home.

I drove her, I kissed her.

Why did you take her at all?

Because she begged me so much.

I couldn't say no,

I took her with me.

I've become so soft, I lose my will,

when I'm with her.

I want to marry her.

I have rings already.

I understand your wondering looks.

And I shall explain:

One ring?

The girl can always say no.

But when she sees three of them -

she can't resist.

And why not five rings?

You've got a point actually.

Cunning plan.

I feel like the snake from the Old Testament.

But what can I do? I want careness

and warmness.

To go throught the different stages

of pregnancy together.

Ah, right, Teacher. Taia is very pleased

with the lessons.

Thanks alot, bro.

I hope I sounded pittiful enough.

We must celebrate.

We need to talk in private for a while.

Dashenka, come.

Mates, now about Peterburg.

We need to discuss a plan, which is going

to stay between us.

No one else can know about it.

Is that why the Razor is missing?

This is not going well.

If there's a rat between us,

it'll do things in a way that

everything goes smooth.

And thus all suspections will fall on Razor.

Are you suspecting someone of us?

Of course.

Why? Am I not allowed to?

In my opinion, Teacher, you are very

comfortable at this point.

After the case "Manejen" you got offered

a position in the government.

You occassionally go to work in the

government and control us.

I gave up that job.

Yea, that's what you told us.

How do we know if that's true?

Our firm is at the top.

The other firms look up to us.

You can checkp up by name and surname

every single politician in the government.

Have you seen my name there?

I don't have intentions to check.

Let's see how it'll go this time and

then we'll think.

Agreed.

And instead Razor, let the little ones

lead the way in Peterburg.

Since everybody is FOR,

I'm not AGAINST, either.

Igor!

So early in the morning?

What morning?

The sun is setting any minute now.

What are we drinking for?

- Doesn't matter.

Igor?

When will you finally bring a girl home?

We are starting to get worried.

I don't worry at all.

It's hard to find a woman with

a brain in her head.

Not to talk about a smart one.

They are just too few.

Here, you see? You just lowered

your critiria.

Why does she have to be smart?

He's a professor. So what?

That's right.

Find a dumb one.

Dumb as hell.

Just to clean and cook.

The dumbness is easily mistaken for genius.

Shortly - find a one who you can love, hug and cry

with her.

Then she has to be beautiful.

No way!

If she's beautiful, all men will want her.

Get a dumb and ugly one.

That's the best answer if you

want a peaceful life.

Fine, I'll think about it.

Is it a girl?

Yes, but not mine.

A student.

Taia.

You look lovely.

Thank you!

You are an example for everybody.

Everybody wants to look like you.

And a boom of plastic surgeries follows with

your photos.

Vova, stop it...

What am I forgeting?

Ah, yes, on my knee.

Taia. Taisia.

You are lucky.

I'm lucky, we are lucky.

This can wait.

And now...

Marry me.

And faster.

You don't have to choose.

They are all yours.

No, do you understand?

Three rings.

And she told me she

had to think about it.

She's playing hard to get.

Which is good.

That's what works on me.

Otherwise I'd think she's a easy woman.

Not even easy, just pathetic.

And now, after all this...

My beauty...

Repeat these dates three times a day.

Before eating, otherwise you get sleepy.

These dates are important,

because few know them.

Your teacher will not be just at all.

Igor?

Yes?

Do you need a ride?

I'm going on a meeting and It's

on my way anyway.

It'd be great.

We fly fast

I would become an austrophysic.

That's really interesting.

Humanity is so slow in it's progress.

When did we fly in space?

Taia?

What?

When's the first fly in space?

Correct.

People then probably thought that by 2013

we would live on the Moon.

Pull over.

It is forbidden here.

Parking is forbidden, not stoping.

Did you buy your driver's licence or what?

A little.

Igor.

I think I'm in love with you.

CSKA! CSKA!

Okay, we'll do this.

You never told me this and

I never heard you.

Igor, I'm really in love with you.

Why are you telling me this?!

Stop the car.

Do you understand that Major and me - we

always watch our backs?

Do you undestand?!

I do.

That's good.

And we didn't have this conversation!

But we did!

I wish you all feel like family

people one day.

Not just f***ing and getting stoned.

This is not pure, sinful...

It's time people thought about their souls.

Razor, draw mine shorter.

Major, come, we need to talk.

What's that, f*** it?

Mine is shorter.

Major, have you gone nuts?

Get the f*** away!

It's alright,

just don't tell Yaryi.

Out.

Teacher, please don't tell Yaryi.

Relax, he won't tell him.

Major, do you think at all,

or you are just faking it?

Don't tell Yaryi.

Tomorrow it'll be all fine.

I swear.

I don't give a sh*t whether you swear or not.

Look, we were going through

the lesson with Taia and she...

What? Is it now going well?

Be more patient with her,

it's normal with her.

Sometimes she's not that good,

but she's my sun, my fishy.

Try harder, push her more so she

gets smart and clever.

So she can do crosswords and stuff like that.

So I can be proud of her my whole life.

You are f***ing stoned.

We have an away match tomorrow

and you are sh*t!

Yes, tomorrow.

I didn't forget.

Tomorrow Taia has birthday.

My sun, Taia.

Tomorrow Taia has a birthday.

My sun, my mushroom...

No, no mushroom.

Strawberry!

Major, what are you talking about?

Yes, yes, yes!

Strawberry - this is good.

I'll remember that.

Strawberry - this is

FO-RE-Ver!

I'll get a tattoo.

I'll get a tattoo with a cherry

and the club's logo.

It'll be lovely!

It'll be like real!

Look!

You've got the wrong bus?

Sorry, we are in the next one.

Does your brother pick up?

No, can't connect with him.

Did you call your dad?

Said he went out couple of hours ago.

He should've been here 40 minutes ago.

He's never late.

Yaryi, we are not waiting one person.

Max, Den, Stas - get on the bus!

I don't wanna see anybody,

except you.

I prefer to have my birthday celebration

alone, too.

Somewhere exotic.

Stop thinking about him.

If you must know,

it wouldn't have worked out between you

and the teacher anyway.

And why do you think that?

I want to know.

Your teacher.

Igor...

...and he's not mine...

Igor's sign is Virgo.

This means he's stable.

Even pedantic.

Secret.

You never know what to expect

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