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from him.

He's stable,

but poor.

And Volodya's sing is Sagittarius.

Well, yea, he's a lady-magnet.

Not tamable.

But he has money and that's

what you need right now.

There's no point in having

children, if they are poor.

And you can't make a living by teaching.

Okay.

Let's drink for Vova.

For his sake!

Correct.

Thank you!

What present did Vova get you?

Come on, give ideas!

Necklace?

- Next!

No, that's right - a necklace - to tie

her up with it.

Very funny...

Teacher, you are the smartes one.

Any ideas?

No.

Come on, think of something.

The one who guesses, wins 100 dollars.

Who's next?

Golden rollers for her hair.

Yaryi, you are my last hope.

Anual subscription for the gym.

I'm not sure I got that one.

Are you saying she's not hot?

No, but she needs to keep her form.

Thanks for the advice.

I raise the prize to 500 american dollars.-

Come on, boys, come on!

500 dollars!

A tractor!

You are repeating yourselves!

I want to have your children, you undestand?!

I love you more than my life! Yours Taia.

But a real one!

- Yea, what she's gonna do with it?

Not her thing.

Is that all you got?

Attention, please!

The right answer is...

My gift for my beloved one on her birthday is...

A book!

Quiet! Quiet!

The book is called "100 meals of sour cabbage".

Collectioner's edition!

And what's her reaction, you think?

"You are a retard."

She said:
"You're funny."

And that's the biggest compliment out

of a woman's mouth.

Not "I love you",

but "you are funny".

"Oh, Major, you are so funnuy."

Hello? Silence!

Yea, we'll arrive soon.

Excellent.

Okay, bye.

One, two, three.

The count is accurate here.

Owl, do you read me?

I feel very sick.

I can't sleep.

I've been wandering like I'm on

auto-pilot.

Excuse me, I'll call you back later.

Radio Sport - the best sport radio in the country.

Zenit against Spartak,

Peterburg against Moscow

This is why awaits us today.

This is maybe the one match, for which

the legue deserves to be held for.

Oh, such a princess this time of the day.

Good day!

Hello!

I'd like to buy a T-shirt.

We don't have many. We have many polo-shirts.

Pick something if you want.

I have a friend, fan of Spartak.

I want to surprise him.

If you let him f*** you up the ass,

he'll be more than surprised.

Excuse me?

What's the size of your boyfriend?

He's not my boyfriend, only a friend.

Anyway, what's his size?

Maybe a little bit smaller.

Passinate fan, you say?

Who, me? No. Why?

No, not you.

Is your friend ultras?

No, he's one of those...

Seriously? What's his name?

Igor Toloknov.

Ah, The Teacher? Everybody knows him

I've known him since little.

Well, look who's decided to visit us...

And how do you know him?

Girl, he's a star. He has more away matches

than you rides with the subway.

Look, I can always choose something for

Teacher, but we've got to celebrate.

No way, I drank way too much last night.

Well, that's for last night.

Today - you'll get healed.

I can't even look at that.

There's no need to.

Close your eyes.

Think of the beach, the see...

the simple summer breeze and things

will fall into place.

Will you drink?

No, put that down.

Dynamo wear it.

You need something stylish.

5000 rubley?

Of couse, what did you expect?

Every hooligans wears one.

Shoes.

Here - stylish, light.

And you won't be ashamed to kick

someone in the face with them.

Good choice.

- Thanks!

I would be proud to wear this.

And why do you fight?

What do you mean 'why'? Because we have to.

Because it's a war.

So this is your war, is that it?

In a way, yes.

Look, the fist fight is something serious.

Nowadays, the things around the

football are so overrated.

Team fights, arrangements,

how many, when...

And everyone's doing it. There was a time

that around the football was different.

Around the football?

Yea, around the football.

I guess they don't teach that at school.

Around the football is that:

to track someone,

to ambush

and to fiercely punish the enemy.

One's missing. Owl, do you copy?

I read.

Did they pass by you?

Yes.

Where could have they pulled over?

There's a side road about 5km. from here.

Maybe there.

I'm listening.

Did you find them?

Where?

And who do you think you have found?

The bus.

And the ultras?

What should i do with this bus?

Where are the tourists?

They ran into the woods.

Come on, come on!

Attack!

Skullhead Crew! Skullhead Crew!

Zenit won against Spartak with 1:0

Peterburg's turned out to be better.

We need to get him to hospital.

No, no...

What 'no'?

I can make it.

To Moscow?

We need to call an ambulance

when we get close.

Are you sure you can make it?

I've been living for so many years...

and I can't understand anything.

Anything at all.

Politics, business, money.

I can't understand a thing.

And here it's all clear.

I'm here and there's the enemy.

I'm standing.

Attack, attack and you hit till he

gives you a sign that he gives up.

Like how?

You don't hit a man down.

Those are the rules, fairplay

if you want.

Why do you fight?

What else should we do?

Play football, maybe?

Hello, dad!

Where's my brother?

It's alright, boys.

Have a sit for a while.

Okay, dad, I understand.

Yaryi, what's wrong?

I just talked to my dad.

Some immigrants gave my brother a beating,

near cafe 'Joseffina'.

He's in hospital now.

F***!

Yaryi, listen - we must get

some details first.

We can't just go around,

beating everybody.

You want an investigation?!

They just came out of the woods and are acting

like kings already. Maybe call their parents, eh?

We must understand first -

who and why!

Of course! I'll go find out right now.

Where do they hang out usually?

Cafe 'Joseffina'?

I'm going to investigate, Ok?

Yaryi! We didn't creat the crew to go around

beating up muslims.

Mates, some muslims gave my brother

a beating in the hood.

What do you say? Shall we?

Let's go spill some of their blood.

Major!

Say something!

Teacher.

What can I say?

"Sorry, mate, that your brother happens to be

in hospital."

If it were because of The Horses or Zenit,

you'd go fighting.

But otherwise - not?

"They are not a part of the around the football".

"Maybe wait for them to go for our families, eh?"

You are ruining the crew!

No, you are doing it!

Come on, hit me!

If you don't want to come, just say so.

Here:
Yaryi, I'm not coming!

It's your choice, mate.

Yaryi!

Let's organise it first!

One for all!

And all for one!

I'm serious!

I am, too!

What do you want from me?

I told you not to call me anymore.

I'm sick of you.

What does that mean?

Who are you to command me?

I can decide for myself who to call or not.

And who to call again.

If it's not enough - I'll follow you everywhere.

I'll do anything

I consider necessary to

get you to be with me.

All clear?

Yes, good bye!

Igor, wait!

Farewell!

And don't you dare follow me.

I brought you a T-shirt.

God, why are you punishing me?

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