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little old lady for dead in the woods.

(SCREAMS)

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, my God!

What'll we do?

I'm getting the hell outta here.

We have to wait for the police!

- F*** that!

- We can't just leave her here!

You wanna do five to ten for

manslaughter, be my guest, pal!

- Not me!

- He's right, Jason.

Look, she's old.

She probably had a good life.

We can't go to jail!

Come on, let's go!

Sh*t!

Is it true?

Baby, you better

believe it's true.

He's a real piece of sh*t.

Just like the rest of us.

I can't believe it.

Why? 'Cause you loved him?

(CRYING)

Hey.

F***, Brooke!

- What?

- What?

You're gonna get us all

arrested for starters!

What is wrong with you?

Anyways.

Brad, it's Tim.

Brooke has lost her sh*t, okay?

She's just spewing words

in front of everybody.

Chaos. Call me back.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Are you gonna get that?

Just ignore it.

You want me?

You know I do.

You think I'm hot?

Yeah.

Tell me I'm hot.

You're so f***ing hot.

Am I hotter than Brooke?

Yeah, you're so hot.

Yeah, but tell me

I'm hotter than Brooke.

You're hotter than Brooke.

Yeah?

(CLATTERING)

Wait!

What was that?

I don't hear anything.

Brad, seriously.

What?

Just look.

I'm looking.

Yeah, I don't see anything.

Babe, don't worry.

I'll protect you.

She shouldn't have been running her

mouth where she doesn't belong.

How dare you bring

her here, by the way!

She's nice!

Maybe you'd realize that if

you could get over yourself!

No wonder your parents hate you.

Get the f*** out of my house!

And don't come back till

you're ready to treat me

the way I deserve to be treated!

I do treat you the way

you deserve to be treated.

It's so f***ing hot in here.

I'm ready to go now.

Okay.

Oh, f***.

(CHUCKLES)

(SCREAMS)

Rachel?

Rachel? Rachel!

(YELLING)

- B*tch!

- (WHIRRING)

Rachel!

Guys?

Guys?

Oh, sh*t.

Rachel?

Brad?

Brad?

(CLATTERING)

Rachel?

Rachel?

(EXHALING)

Damn it, boys.

What have you gotten

yourselves into now?

(CRYING)

I told you not to go messing

around out there, didn't I?

Please don't!

It's not even that bad!

(CRYING)

Shut up.

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

You're an animal!

Mama's boy.

(CRYING)

(GASPS) Oh, my God!

Sh*t!

(SCREAMS)

- MAN #1:
Dispatch for 113.

- MAN #2:
Go for 113.

Abandoned vehicle found on Ash

Pine Road by the scrap yard.

Yeah. On my way.

(BANGING)

What's all the banging?

We're f***in' closed!

I wanna take a look around.

Got a call about a missing car

and some missing kids.

You seen anything?

Once they're behind

this gate, it's too late.

For the wrecks, that is.

Yeah, yeah. Just open up.

Yes, sir, Officer.

Come on in.

Have any visitors last night?

Nope.

Pretty early to be

working, isn't it?

Cars ain't gonna crush

themselves.

No. No, I guess they wouldn't.

Place f***in' stinks.

Cesspool's full.

You run an ambulance

service out of here?

The old man was.

Medic in the war.

Guess he missed

the smell of blood.

Yeah, yeah, what's not to miss?

What have you done?

I'm a paramedic.

Not anymore, you're not.

We about done here, Officer?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.

(SCRAPING)

What was that?

Raccoons.

You know, we got loads of 'em.

Jesus!

You got anybody lurking

around back there?

Nah, just me and little brother.

No one here but us chickens.

(CHUCKLES)

Isn't that right, you big dummy?

Let's see the chicken dance.

Come on.

Come on.

(LAUGHS)

Come on! Let's see it!

You big f***in' retard!

(LAUGHS)

Okay. Okay, fellas.

All right, hold up.

Let's fix that face of yours.

Bite down on this.

(SCREAMS)

Now I'm gonna fix

those teeth of yours.

Don't worry. I'm a paramedic.

(SCREAMS)

Don't worry. I'm a paramedic.

I'm a paramedic.

Honey, remember what

the doctor said.

No food or drink for

24 hours before surgery.

Mom, I know,

but my throat is so dry.

Just one sip.

One.

God, it's horrible, isn't it?

Well, they probably got

what they deserved.

All righty then.

Well, tomorrow's the big day.

You excited?

Yeah, I guess so.

But I had the worst

nightmare about it last night.

Honey, if you don't feel like going through

with it, we can always reschedule.

No, I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Down in the depths

Of the deepest darkest well

All of the weird kids...

Hey, Rachel, it's me.

Call me back, slut.

You know he left you...

(RINGING)

It's a long way back...

Hey, Mom, it's me.

No, nothing came in the mail.

How's dad?

Hello? Sh*t. Hello?

Sorry, it's bad reception.

Well, I was just thinking that

maybe when you guys got back,

I could like cook dinner

or something?

- (CAR HONKS)

- Sh*t! Hello?

- What the...

- (CAR HONKS)

A**holes!

Go around!

(RINGS)

Go around!

(SHOUTING)

A**hole!

(SCREAMING)

(PHONE RINGS)

OPERATOR:
9-1-1. What is your emergency?

There's been an accident.

You guys got here fast.

Is there some paperwork I

ought to fill out or something?

Don't worry, sir.

I'm a paramedic.

Give me my phone.

Shh!

I need to call my parents.

Don't worry.

We'll kill your parents.

We'll call your parents.

(SCREAMS)

Let's get her in the meat wagon.

Burn Loretta to the ground

Feel the ripple coming down

Poor Loretta laid to rest

No better than you

The kill man,

he's come to town

Rare the mares

and gather round

Poor Loretta laid to rest

No better than you

And it burn, it burns,

it burns, it burns...

(SCREAMS)

Feel the ripple coming down

Poor Loretta laid to rest

No better than you

The kill man,

he's come to town

Rare the mares

and gather round

Poor Loretta

Needs to rest

Oh, don't fade away

'cause I'm coming for you

I can't believe it.

You look so beautiful!

Oh, there, there.

Love you, too, Mom.

But go easy, they're still sore.

Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.

(LAUGHS)

(PHONE RINGS)

It's for you.

Hello?

JASON:
Hi. Amy?

Hi, Jason.

Just wanted to say what's up.

You haven't been online

in a while

and I haven't seen you

since Brooke's house.

Oh, yeah.

I'm kind of over

social networking.

And being social.

So what's up?

Hanging out with

your loser friends?

All right, before you

say anything else.

I really want to say I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. Me, too.

I should have been able

to think for myself

and not listen to those guys.

I mean, I shouldn't have judged

you for having awful friends.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, they're awful.

So how did it go with

Brooke after I left?

Who now?

Wow, that dress never loved me

the way it's loving you

right now.

Thank you.

(CHUCKLES)

So what time are

you heading out?

He should be here

in a few minutes.

What?

I don't know.

Don't you think Higgins

tries too hard?

Be nice. He's sweet.

Well, he does.

Like get over yourself,

Dirty Harry.

I'm sorry, but not everybody can fit

into your ideal mold of cool, Amy.

Well, all I know is that if

I could do it, anyone can.

Before, I had nothing.

And now I have a super cute boyfriend

who drives an amazing car.

And you didn't remember to

send in your essay, did you?

No.

Well, I guess some things are just

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