Old Bill and Son Page #5

Synopsis: WWI veteran Bill is inspired to re-enlist in 1939, and ends up serving with his son.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
1941
96 min
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simmons comes snooping around

kill him under that strap on there any

way you snore loud enough for to lead me

to excel this way soldier now you pop it

see and pop out first thing in the

morning before the valley no now it's

all round Kaduri why ain't got you out

of the section and expect him to let you

in through the front door with a brass

handle you

never seen somebody this appeal all

right good night Sam

maybe you're not so bad as you look best

dreams.

I was having a product saundra

Oliver and confirm I find this all right

sir

better be oh this weights off alright

alright mean come on each other

we're two minutes from the storm of it.

French bad better than the last one

alright.

I know

there's French beard size

mommy what's the holdup

bottoms up unison oh I say George on a

bad show.

Oh Oh help me son I've struck a black

screech

yeah what's the idea as I was returning

to my village at approximately 20 to 30

hours

I found this paneer improperly dressed

in the rue de la victoria carrying

trousers overarm having been previous

covered absent from bullets and in store

without authority in a private bedroom

such bedroom be for the exclusive use

solved ice big and I seen you somewhere

before

yes sir in a devil of a mess if I

remember rightly yes sir I've never been

the Colonel's better follow me live said

never if I was going to do that or the

boss permission sir no no no no

weren't you in my platoon in the last.

Ward machine no sir

you ain't never the lieutenant.

Fothergill as well sit yes you're much

too valuable a man to be in the Pioneers

buzz bear yes sir

I must get you permanently attached to

the regiment thank you sir then falsely

accused March outgoing so - it's fine.

I'm glad to come across again buzz bear

yes sir as a matter of fact I've got a

special job for you thank you sir

I just wait over there anyway goats it

what time hey husband Russell connection

with your pioneer Busbee son yes sir yes

I might have known it well knowing you -

as I do I take it you were responsible

for the incident does not gesturing

jolly sir yeah three extra fatigues

make it Road mending and digging three

extra fatigue fine boy hey

by mail we don't Busby Allen birthday

listen food in this mess is awful yes

sir

now if I remember rightly you made quite

a name for yourself in the last show as

the Colonel's cook I remember the old

man saying I never asked how or where

about forgets these meals for us but he

gets them what I want you to do is to

see that I am properly fed can you do it

I'll do my best sir the bird in a gilded

cage

what has the sweetest note and a kind

the girl with a pretty voice what loves

her husband Mouse let's see

so creme de la that's gonna be a twister

what's the idea mate got an invitation

to a win just fiction up a dinner for

the old man that's all before it's a

mean you fetid Oh what never end of a

mean you afore it's a program or what

you're going to eat to make it up

yourself

now got it off of a blog at a station

restaurant accrue oh I see you're trying

to rig up what's on it just what you

think I'm doing the beginning and the

end ZZ middle parts what's hard until

the sultanate season biscuits where the

elder else death and green baize is

coming from order now search me I got

very nearly down.

Coons in Egypt where'd you get it never

you mind

ah I see okay it comes the old me

so lovely tender attention but they are

there did I see buzz Ben yes I'm

expecting something good from you

something taste it

yes well try and put a bit of a kick in

it yeah what you got in the sack chicken

sure chicken yes oh that's have a look

at it

come on my man come on well that's not

rational sure where to get it

Baker the pharmacy oh here buzz but you

know that sort of things not allowed you

deliberately kill this bird belonging to

the farmer oh no sir what I mean oh no

there it is isn't it well ship it was

like this year when this year chicken

see me coming towards him well I suppose

he thought things looked a big bed so he

uh uh well he scuttled himself said well

whatever it was don't let it occur again

yeah sure I won't say any more about

just this one chicken but I understand

sh*t

carry on better for you mate

who's your prom turnout couldn't read it

what's your boy doing out there he's on

a special job for the colonel I came out

here to fight not pick open hello Franz

was how sweet of you to mend our ropes

oh we're glad to do anything el pino old

old man was ill Oh pain when you're

finished

that means a beer for me Robbie she

looked at me hey would you lay those

last two blocks little red one hello.

Sultan wait in via dancing girls they

allows the mechanized army this morning

I'm not so dusty is this a special job

the colonel give you an army marches on

its stomach gently Lani won't get far if

you're doing the cooking what you got

there thanks for your man dad

can you read dear bill I hope this finds

you as it leaves me would you ain't do

good what was one thing in another and

the man says if you don't send the last

installment from the radio before you

get this letter he'll take it away which

I don't like as it sir when the war was

declared on and would you believe me

last Tuesday young sharing up and went

off to France could you be there Sally

how do

come on me Mom I'll be turning up next

damn bees city your mom's are known bird

if ever there was one don't eat a rabbit

so it's a bit lonely with nobody in the

house except that ARP check who poked

his nose in a going loss night to say I

was shown a Broad Street upstairs so I

told him it was a pity.

II couldn't do the same well dear that's

all the news except that may ever nobody

left to do for I got some war work to

take my mind off all this fighting cross

cross cross cross cross cross cross from

your loving making a pious radiant

clouds I know your side what a skin but

all in a good cause so this is

headquarters but I never expected this

reception

oh don't boys please you mustn't crowd

into me like this you're spoiling me

terribly oh what a dump

hello handsome

so you're one of the dear boys that come

passing to any excited eh oh go on smile

oi look what Santa Claus has sent you

and I don't know what you've done to

deserve it

where's the general general we ain't got

one what no general there's a colonel in

the orderly room it'll do me a cheerio

I'll see you later you gorgeous brute

we'll see

well here I am I'm a bit late but did

you think I was never coming but well

nevermind certainly never thought you

were coming ah then you don't know.

Stella monoi music oh girl right what

you got to do with us it's me I'm it I

can tell you what what the Dickens are

you doing here Oh Colonel you don't know

how I've been looking forward to this

the minute the war broke out I said to

myself Stella old girl England expects

and it's up to you to keep up the spirit

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Bruce Bairnsfather

Captain (Charles) Bruce Bairnsfather (9 July 1887 – 29 September 1959) was a prominent British humorist and cartoonist. His best-known cartoon character is Old Bill. Bill and his pals Bert and Alf featured in Bairnsfather's weekly "Fragments from France" cartoons published weekly in "The Bystander" magazine during the First World War. more…

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