Old Bill and Son Page #6

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of the troops so here I am has been a

bit of a wangle but I managed it just

the same and I'm going to sing my head

off they're going to what did you think

for you and your boys at the concert

concert what concert there isn't any

concert no concert here what the no

concert we don't have concerts yeah why

the budget doesn't it - just over there

do here general you can do that sort of

thing is tell him annoying don't try to

tell me I've driven a thousand miles

over muddy bumps just to get here and be

told there's no concert at the end of it

I'm going to sing to those boys if I'm

going to do it right out the middle of

no man's land I'm sorry but there's no

concert oh there you are you see you've

come all this way and I'm not gonna sing

through after all look here miss Molloy

don't try to think I turned out good

offers to come too bad someone is

blundered yes just like the charge of

the night beginning roughly send you to

the wrong shop well oh isn't it a knock

simply convert a paradise

well then say I'll be along in a minute

will you mate

of course you should have a concert on

it sir

and thus in Buzzbee to me have you been

all right fine

have you got any stripes yet no I expect

they're saving me up for an officer Oh

what's so funny about it you don't have

to be a top these days well can't you

take smaller steps oh we don't have to

keep stick duo nobody looks better in

uniform darling oh yeah before we move

on to Maya

oh she good I can spend the rest of the

day with you oh yes well our yeah I've

got to get in here

now listen Sammy you can't expect out

here to be a sort of carry on at home

when a blokes are sold generally he's

not the same sort of bloke any more

easier he's a soldier and he takes what

goes with a knife them are chin then dig

in and the fighting and the well what

goes with it what are you trying to say

I've got a date but that's all right I'm

coming in there to know you don't

oh yes I do it's me bitter ciao

you're very late

I'm sorry France was when a boy has a

date with a girl you should be punctual

yes well I am I would have been only a

tomato Victor

well another part of the family shown up

I beg your pardon you know sister well

sort of

oh no I'm not he means you just live in

the same house together your eyes no no

no and I don't mean that either a Worman

arent there the men are getting a bit

stale they got you a bit of amusement

although I'm good bagel chip now Miss.

Molloy is very kindly consented to sing

for us

hey go check the naturaliss you'll need

a bit of support

hey good sh*t oh you're the best man we

have for producing things out of the air

very good sh*t own house oh you see what

you can do about a concert Queen for

sh*t tonight of course.

Arnie

mix item on the program is B Stella.

Malloy a grain out repair mercy of media

is Evelyn Horizonte Mademoiselle Stella.

Malloy in this artist's lovely

you know boys I'd be looking better the

way want you I really and truly I don't

want you to think I'm pretending I

really truly have looked forward to this

moment when I should be here

entertaining you all what about my piano

para la me did you bring one

it wasn't your luggage is there nobody

amongst you who played this piano boys

come on surely some of your playing at

home for fun don't you play what a pity

that your mom kissed accomplishment what

about you Sarge you're a Sarge as the

boys are you good job I'm always making

a mistake always getting mixed up for

the ring do you play

plenty harmonica oh no you're doing one

tootin your roots come on Frank you can

play

hey I only play for my own pleasure but

you're not playing you know that sir but

what about playing for the boys just a

wee bit shy

it's no good you're looking bloody

you're just the type that falls for me

eventually come on

you'll be enemies oh you're an old home

comfort bill what are you doing son then

you carry on that's my favorite pastime

I confess I'm like the rest I make.

I have loved in the spring time I won't

wait to the made wise no time like the

right time

you can't fool me and I'm gonna find out

just what you like I haven't come all

this way for nothing boys look

is it a Scottie amongst you easy when we

about it good they back then you'll get

it back

thanks awfully thank you

how did you like that it's alright

alright he's a bit hard to please isn't

he boys never mind we're gonna give up

on the way he likes it

sing it like an American cabaret

when we tears though she would have a

really denied mining to be seeing a

friend each of us pretending hard to

hide there's like a rain

young great that the clouds are spray

every mile I've met behind me it has

here we are my way just a smile

nice party spirit let's all get together

to sing the chorus.

Oh

I'm sorry man but owing to antecedent

circumstances we've got to cut you off

the program now I'm sure we're all very

grateful to miss Molloy for the

magnificent way she's entertainers miss.

Molloy

I hope the next time if any we shall be

able to sit through your performance to

the end Oh general

there's number seven purse that you're

forming up point there's the for the

jocks discovered the other night but

then it locked the Bosch won't know

about it yet so you won't have any

trouble there's plenty of wood your

object your soup sh*t that's the stuff

better had some of that John warm you

want for your paddle thank you Sam chill

chip thank you

hurry up clasp it

well there you are John now we must find

out if they've established a strong

point in plenty of wood we want a

prisoner if possible but be careful and

if you get into more than you bargained

for get out of it at once hello it's a

letter come on man you'll have more

sense than this don't you know that well

guess my special Abigail come on man.

OSU it's more than a school gives a golf

game.

Thanks well sir yeah buddy

suits me see a better one I come out of

four for a change

when the bullets are pissing around you

did you stick is raisa to Whitman

maybe you'll be sorry he wasn't set

cherry hadn't I'd rather take a chance

and do something you know life's funny

dead and you can't learn about it by

correspondence course you mean to do

fine you think you're doing fine in all

of a sudden something goes fat and you

realize you're not quite such as smart

guys you thought you were I'm gonna do

pretty good tonight if I don't come back

with a Jerry well I don't come back mind

you're not the Tristan yourself you're

telling me

hello here it is remember find out about

making a noise you don't think I'm gonna

take that corrugated raspberry burn

machine with me do you and keep your

head down what do you think I'm a

blinking ostrich and don't show a lot to

histories and yanked it no letters of

papers on you know laundry marks and

doesn't on the frequent papers as a

billiard ball from feathers I've cleaned

my teeth made me will and I gotta go hey.

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