Oldboys Page #2

The manufacturer made | a tight sheath around the tool.

One for 12, two for 20. | I bought two for 20.

You're... Hogging the space.

Hurry up! Fork everything over!

Come on, Erling. | - You take forever too.

All in. 14 kroner. | - I'm out.

Three rather nice ladies.

Three pairs. One, two, three.

There's no such thing as three pairs! | - F*** you, Svend-Erik.

There's three pairs. | - You can only use five cards!

You can't have three pairs! | What are you doing?

56 kroner. | Now you only owe me 444.

Someone must know the rules!

Vagn! Vagn! Vagn?

Hi, John. I forgot my shoes. | You can drop me off here.

What the f***? You're so dead! | Did you follow me?

No, I forgot my shoes. Don't hit me.

Stop it... Stop!

Just drop me off here, thanks. | - No f***ing way!

You hit me. Drop me off, please. | - You're staying!

I wasn't aware of your profession. | Just let me go.

No, can do! You just made | yourself a potential witness!

You know what we do | to guys like you, rat?

Are you going to kill me?

That's an excellent idea.

Get out!

No.

Get out now! You rat!

No, no... | - Open up!

I'm not a rat or a thief.

Why would I rat on you? | - Get out! Open the door!

What are you doing? | What the hell?

Oh no, you don't! | - Don't kill me. I have a game.

Don't do it, Vagn!

Stop the car! Stop the car!

Go away. I'm going now.

I'm speeding up, John.

Stop the car! | - Don't kill me.

Stop, damn it! | - Only on one condition!

Two conditions, John.

No more stick-ups! | - Fine.

And it's all the way to the bus. | - I always keep up my end.

And if you rat me out, | I'll make sure you never...

You have my word. Once we reach | the bus I forget about you forever.

I don't feel so good...

Maybe you got a concussion | when you banged your head.

Ew, gross! All over your shoes.

Those are not coming in my car. | - But they're my favorite.

There's puke all over.

It's the answering machine. The | gas station is closed due to a robbery.

Are you sure it's the right number? | - You think Vagn held it up?

Funny we haven't seen him since. | - We forgot him.

Vagn is out there alone somewhere. | We need to turn the bus around.

Vagn is a grown man. | He will get there.

I wouldn't file | a missing person's report.

All Swedish cops are dirty bastards.

Prepare for a dirty game tomorrow.

Why didn't he call us?

Do you know my number by heart? | How about Erling's?

Of course not. We're neighbors.

Fix that and get it turned on. | Maybe he called his phone.

I saw him steal on the ferry. | - Go to the back and be quiet.

Shouldn't we vote on it? | - Yes!

Who is in favor of...

I demand it be an anonymous vote. | My vote is my business.

Who's for an anonymous vote? | - No one gives a sh*t!

Who's for going to Western World?

Who's talking about Western World?

So what do you do? | - I'm a janitor.

Where? | - Herlev Junior High.

Any fun?

I'm really a book binder.

This is just temporary.

How long have you played soccer? | - Since I was a kid.

Six or seven years old.

Are you married?

Why are you asking? | Why are you asking me all this?

I'm just making conversation.

No, you're giving me the third degree.

I just asked if you were married! | - I'm not obliged to tell you.

Then don't!

It's just a bit odd to be | interrogated by a violent crook.

I'm not violent! | Shut it, or I'll smack you!

Always with the hitting.

You can ask me anything. | - I don't want to play that game.

I don't buy that.

You seem like the curious type. | And I know people.

Ask me something.

What are you doing in Sweden?

You don't want to know. | - There you go.

Seriously. | Ask me something else.

I want to know why someone | like you is driving me around.

Because we made a deal | and I keep up my end.

What are you doing in Sweden? | There are gas stations in Denmark too.

I can't go back. | - Why not? Why are you here?

Because I am exiled!

What?

I owe some guys money.

Some gangbangers. | - You're right.

I can't go back without the dough. | - Please stop.

A good friend screwed me over. | - I really don't want to hear this.

I'll f*** him up. | - My ears are ringing.

If I show my face in Copenhagen | without the cash... They'll kill me.

Can't hear you... What?

What are they going to do? | - The end.

What kind of people do that? | - Game over!

He is eh... Fifty-eight... Sixty...

Five... Sixty... | There abouts.

If he what?

Did he seem depressed?

Not really.

No, he didn't. Thanks. Bye-bye.

Listen up! We're not going back. | The gas station is closed.

Vagn is either on his way to us | or on his way home.

So far the Swedish police will | inform us of any development.

Let's make the most of it.

Vagn won't come if he's the robber.

If you must know... | I'm not married.

No wonder. You look like sh*t. | - Is it that bad?

No...

It's worse.

Goal minus Doubt equals Reality.

Something I read the other day.

You read books? | - Sure, I've read 106 books.

Mostly about spiritual stuff | and personal growth.

I think everything | has a deeper meaning.

Your buddies forgot you... | - They didn't forget.

Yeah, whatever. | There's a deeper meaning. For sure.

Have you read | "The Celestine Prophecy"?

Great book! It's about a man who | goes on a journey of the senses.

He journeys into the soul while on his | travels and discovers some writings.

During this journey... | No, you have to read it.

They didn't forget me. | - I can't believe you haven't read it.

Have you read Kierkegaard?

I tried... But I don't get it.

I think I've seen one of his movies.

I'll have the same. | Mackerel and mayo on top.

Hi, honey. | It's going just fine.

Did you by any chance talk to Vagn?

We forgot him. | Yes, I know it's bad.

The interesting thing about coaching | is that it focusses entirely on you.

The enneagram technique | divides you into numbers.

I'll bet you're a four.

The romantic type.

Is that good? | - It's not about good or bad...

No, it's not. | I'm an eight.

The challenger.

Too tight? | - No... I'll pay you later.

They're a gift. We help each other.

Anyone can be up sh*t creek, | just like you were.

That's what friends are for.

We better... | - What's your favorite movie?

Mine is "Scent of a Woman"... | with that blind guy.

That girl is really hot. | I'd f*** her any day.

Let's get moving.

I really like Jane Seymour.

The Danes couldn't beat Brazil 4-0. | - What are you talking about?

DFA paid 100 grand for every ball | the Brazilians let pass.

Bullshit! | - It's a known fact. 400 grand, easy.

Niller from DFA ran off with the cash.

They never heard from him. | Rumors have it he went to Spain.

You can't live off 400.000 | the rest of your life.

In Crete you get a three course meal | with Retzina for less than a hundred.

That's a bargain.

Goddamn it!

What the f***, Willy?

Jesus Christ! | - Look, it's Aase.

Willy, did you bring dead Aase? | - That's disgusting, Willy!

Cut it out. | - No way. That's too creepy.

Dogs aren't allowed in Sweden.

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