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that everything will run smoother,

and you'll get along better with the pupils, sir.

Pick up your songbooks.

Sir, let's sing 'The Flower'?

No, nr 213, sir.

Silence. Hush, hush.

Be quiet! Pick up your books and see page 44 ... 42.

Kjell, you go to the blackboard.

Point at the notes when I'm playing.

Use your hand.

Pick up the pointer again.

You devilish bastard!

Now I have had enough.

What did you say?

Who do you think you are?! Eh?

You're not even humans.

Pick up your exercise books; exercise nr 145.

One four five.

Ejnar gives you his regards.

Oh.

What?

He just gives you his regards.

Well yes.

Now you have given me his regards.

Shall I send him yours?

No, I don't think so.

He is a good teacher, isn't he?

He has ...

It's an easy matter for him.

When he raises his voice, the class is quiet. But when ...

I ...

I'm unable to ... I don't have ...

Well, couldn't you at least pretend?

It might help.

Dammit, what a gross picture.

Did you see it? Look!

I'm in for it.

Is there any tea left?

Do you want some?

No thank you.

I'll have some.

Well then, good night.

Yes, good night.

"Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia."

"In homes with dark at sight,"

"enters with candle light,"

"Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia."

Thank you very much.

How nice of you. Thank you.

Do you want some too?

Would you like a bun?

Not?

Yes, please.

Have you been in many houses?

Nice children you've got.

This is better than if I'd dressed up, not?

Can I have some more?

Have you been at other people's homes too?

No.

Don't you want to sit down?

Oops!

"Night paces heavily, round farm and cottage"

"in sun forgotten lands, shadows are lurking."

"In homes with dark at sight,"

"enters with candle light,"

"Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia."

"In homes with dark at sight,"

"enters with candle light,"

"Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia."

Night is so deep and still, hear all the rustling

in every silent room, whispers from wings.

Lo! Stands on threshold brow

white clad with candle crown

Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia.

Boys, calm down a bit, will you.

No running up there!

"LADIES"

Neither into the ...

Gather round me!

Tell those in the shower, will you!

Gather round me.

Tell those in the shower!

Attention everybody.

Those of you who cannot swim, you stick to this pool.

The others can swim for a water skills certificate,

and those kids must keep within these red rubber bands.

Is that clear?

And the cafe is forbidden area. Is that clear?

Yes.

Can we go in the water now, sir?

Pardon?

Can we go in the water now, sir?

Yes.

Yeah! Watch me!

That's right. Nice and easy. Long and steady strokes.

You are leaving one strand of hair here.

That's enough.

Hurry up will you.

Are you longing for summer, longing for summer?

Don't throw snowballs like that. Do you hear me?

I don't know who is throwing snowballs,

but cut that out will you.

Cut it out!

Now you walk ahead of me!

Hurry.

Walk ahead of me ... Come on.

You really had a good time in the park today, eh?

When you threw snowballs with pebbles at me.

What have I done to you? Have I done anything to you?

What offence have I committed? Being a teacher?

And that I have feelings?

I know that school sucks,

but you have never been grown ups.

In due time you'll get to know what that means.

Don't make faces at me do you hear?

I do try being a good sport.

I do try my very best.

So I think you could give a little something in return.

Pick up ...

I strongly dislike acting like this.

I really have to say that,

but sometimes you can face a situation

when you have to.

Maybe you'll come up here and hold class instead of me.

Eh?

Open your books and get page 173 and ...

we'll start working with those tasks.

And no babbling!

If anyone wants to ask something,

you put up your hand.

Can I sharpen my pen?

Go ahead.

- Well?

- May I pick up my book?

- Yes?

- May I ask Lena if I can borrow her eraser?

I dropped a strand of hair may I pick it up?

Enough!

I don't want to hear the slightest sound!

One tiny peep from someone and I'll throw him out.

May I borrow the key to my classroom,

because I've left my bag behind?

Pardon?

Would you please unlock the door, sir,

because I've left my bag behind?

So you want your bag ...

In which classroom do you dwell?

Over here.

The umbrella, the umbrella, the umbrella!

Yes hold it right there. That's it!

And now hold the umbrella above you. That's good.

Be still, still, still. How nice.

How nice. Put your mind on the clothes.

Stretch down you knickers a bit.

That's good. How nice.

Stretch out a little.

And put your foot a bit outwards.

Good. That's good, Gunnel.

Yes, very beautiful. Mind your hair. How nice.

Keep still. Bend oven a little to the left.

The light is so beautiful now.

Be still, absolutely still.

I only want ...

Move an inch in that direction.

Yes! Yes! Yes! How nice.

It so beautiful right now. Stretch the skirt a bit.

And hold the umbrella upwards a tiny, tiny inch higher.

Be still. And now turn some degrees in the other direction,

towards the light, a tiny, tiny bit. How nice.

No, leaning forwards is much better. How nice.

And now hold the umbrella in the other hand.

Hey, the fringe; pull it forwards a tiny, tiny, tiny bit.

And fully calm.

And change the position of the foot.

How nice. Wait a second; I'll just raise it a bit.

Are you cold?

How nice.

Wow, how beautiful! Very good.

Just move around a tiny, tiny bit more.

How nice. Just a moment,

I'll switch to the other cassette.

Can you carry on a bit more?

Yes, it's too darn cold.

A little longer, eh? OK, good.

No, to that direction. That's nice, very beautiful.

Bend your head. Yes. No, the other direction. Too much!

And pull your hair forwards, yes, forwards.

And don't move.

Yes, that's very nice. Thank you!

You are fabulous.

Sren!

Hello!

Hello! How nice to see you. You haven't changed a bit!

I haven't? Well, neither have you.

I've been shouting here all day long.

It was amusing to watch to work.

It's so cold, but the girl suffers more.

What are you doing this far out?

Well, I'm just walking around.

Are these from China ... Japan?

It's from Hiroshima.

I took it many years ago.

- I see.

- Some 12, 13 years ago.

You travel a lot, don't you?

Yes, I like to move around.

Please, do excuse me if I'm poking with my cameras.

By all means.

You see, next week I'm going away on a documentary trip to ...

eastward ... to Soviet.

I see!

Three months.

I'm just checking the light meter.

You have an exiting life, haven't you?

Well yes, there are new views every day,

but that could be pretty tough sometimes.

I'd have appreciated if I could stick

to a more strict routine.

What about you? You are ... a teacher, aren't you?

Yes.

I'd never have imagined that.

No, but there are lots of things

you never could have imagined about yourself ...

Teaching is really an important job,

to distribute knowledge.

That must be wonderful.

How are you getting along with it?

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