Oliver, Stoned.

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welcome to Oxnard California

population two hundred thousand

it's a city with very diverse culture

the popular local catchphrase

is going hard in the 'nard

this maybe a tribute that Oxnard's not above average crime-ry

very crime has a victim and

ever victim has story of strength, struggle, love

this is the tale of Oliver Barns and

it begins with Oliver

stoned

[music plays]

well, hi there sexy lady

welcome, please select the wash

ooum

[speaks Chinese]

son of a b*tch

oh f***

yo Oliver

what the f' is going on here, bro?

why is interior of Acura soaked?

no that's the part of dangerous package

don't bullshit me, dawg

I know you're out enjoy riding this car

you took this to hand ,free of Victoria , didn't you?

yeah, if I paid for it so who cares

are you high?

no

then why your eyes are so red

uh, the shampoo,....

[blows raspberry] shot at face

you see space between my finger?

that space represent how close you're being fired.

that's for shizzle, my man!

so sorry you had to see that.

I thought I was speeding the process by getting car washed first.

I didn't know miss Jones lest the sunroof open

-I can't be blame for that

-ofcourse you can't be blame for that, you cant be blame for anything

that the magic of Oliver

never responsible for his actions

who thinks the car get washed with windows down

alright, fine, I'll do better, um

why don't you put me on the phones

forget it, you'd be calling for pizzas ,checking the correct time

here, you know what?

hit the streets!

oh, dad why am I on flier duty?

you need to start take advantage of

the opportunity that you given

'cus if you don't , mark my words

they will disappear

oh, and Oliver

-yeah

-could you please call me Jeff

the whole dad thing makes me out

to be kinda old and weird

you know, cus we're a

dangerously cool dudes

[chair noises] 'kay

is this broke?

did you send my chair?

com'on down the dangerous details

danger is in the detail

first visit free

-oh excuse me miss

-I'm not interested

are you sure? I'm very detail oriented, I'll do good job

fine, I'll take one but only cus my boyfirend

drives a really bitchin' car

yeah, we don't really do free details for your boyfirend

-p*ssy

-no, c'mon man, sh*t

-the devil

what?

the devil is the detail, you get you're whole slogan ass backwards

have some pride in your marketing

-well, it's not my slogan, it's my dad's, it's his comapny

-what you got there, chief

-marijuana

you probably shoudn't partake seeing as how you working and all

-yeah, well

yolo, it's something right

I love you yolo

how is he?

he's good

-would you say hello for me

sure man, whatever you say budd

you know, what?

I see alot of myself in you

the way you carry yourself

oh, yeah, how so

well, I don't normally like to

dispense advice here on bench

it's not safe, um

but if you wanna come back with me to my tent

I can probably teach you a thing or two

-about life

-yes

screw that, I got dreams to follow

I have dreams

had

but what

life is good

c'mon, who's gonna get it

who's gonna get it

hello

who are you?

why do you have ladder?

oh, you guys are the painters

works, hold on

that sh*t's really hard to paint, like all the lines are really strange

I always wanted me something like paint brush

and what you do with that

what's in the India like?

is it, is it spicey?

oh, you guys forgot your paint

romantic ram??? what the,

hey, hey, that's my joint.

he wore skinny jeans

my father wear skinny jeans, we

nothing, you don't think that's kinda strange, right?

are you guy wear a bat?

let me show you my skateboard

I'm okay

-Oliver

-yo, Benson, I have an emergency.

-my favorite drug dealer

-weed dealer

-what's up with those guys?

-they are my new Indian friends

I don't really had them break to the language barrier yet

so I just call 'em dagger and bloodline

hey, do you have any more that platinum blue dream that I love?

-sorry, I all out.

-seriously you're kidding me, right?

do I ever lie?

did you cry dyractium for dream?

-no

-why your dad leaved your mom?

-she left him, I blame myself

was there ever a time in your life you think you're gay?

not fully, but I sense bi-curiosity in high school.

-what inch is your penis?-3 and half inches

-what, how do get so much action?

-it's not the size of dog, it's how you walk it.

wow

it's been very revealing morning

-come on in

-thank you, why are you of work?

it's the strangest thing, Jeff just gave me the day off

c'mon, man, you're afraid to wake up one day

all old and alone wishing you had family and kids

babys to kick it with

hell, no, I'm not a commitment guy

I swim solo like a

shark

that doesn't sound like shark to me

bet you got some secrets hidden away

truth's out there, man

hey

I live a life of transparency to set an example

an example that the human race

should treat one another

yeah, I am leading a movemont to truth

you should join us

-um

I'm serious, I bet the government

you know government is keeping record all of stuff you do in internet?

I bet that the NSA has more info on you

that a stazi had on east Germans

Oliver

you better not seen on that coach smoking weed with those mexicans

sh*t, hide that stuff, quick, grab it

-oh, hey, jeniffer, what's up?

-what's up?

f*** you,that's what's up.

how many times I've told you not to smoke

with these Mexican painters

they're

totally Indian

how are you even confusing us to?

we are payning them by the hour

you're litrealy, costing me money right now.

yeah, that's right you enchilada tikka masalas

let's go, let's get out here, c'mon

you know, when you pay people in hourly rate, they're tend to take their time

speatialy when you treat'em like sh*t

then maybe you're lazy ass

shouldn't gotten up

actually done something around here,oh like,I don't know

painted the house

let's not having dick showing contest

I bet you spend all day at club house pool, am I right?

f you, Olive, I have errands to run, for Jeff.

oh, in a bathing suit

face it you do last than I do

oh, I seriously doubt that

I'm the head of marketing and

offical spokesmodel

[snaps] at dangerous details we're ripped through the competition

we pick up detail and leave your vehicle at top speed

for lighening cheap prices

call us today

you get you first detail free

come on down to dangerous details

where the danger is in

the detail

b*tch please don't act that you run this place

you selpt with my dad for his money

we all know you had sex with Benson

senior year for some coke

it's true,those were some dark days!

[doors shut]

Oliver

better not bail on work to sit on that couch

smoke weed with your loser friend Benson

hey, look at that banging babe

you're fresht, cus I'm gonna take to lauch girl

-on the way to launch

-okay, fine but I'am picking

why don't I ever get to pick?

cus, I have better taste in foot

oh, Benson, what's up bro?

oh, slowly

can I get Oliver alone for a minute? outside

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