Oliver, Stoned. Page #2

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sure, whatever

what we will do next

little lines blood

I'll ask him thunderthought, winner

look Oliver

I've been talking with Jenn and this arrangement is not working

what arrangement?

you, work, the house

you're not take any of it serious

it's time for you to go stay with your mother

have some mom time, wouldn't that be nice?

f*** that

Tuscan's a hellhole

I have one bad day, I've slipped off, I can get back on my feet

you've had serveral bad day

and you know what I don't see you doing anything to fix it

I've been living the dream,you know, what made you think I can't keep count

it's not my fault, it's the economy, you know outsourcing

everything's going robotic now

you know social networking has literally changed the game

alright enogh excuses

I need you to get all stuff together, so you can be out by end of next week

please dad, I mean

please Jeff don't send me to Tuscan

I've f*** up fliers, and I know that milf's car

but I can do better, just give me more shot to show my value

we're the dangerously cool guys, right?

you f***ed up the fliers, how did you f***ed up the fliers

you just had to hand 'em out

okay, get up, c'mon get up, enough with theatrics

stop being such p*ssy bro

the ms road call the butters frigging Mercury okay

she want's the whole dangerous package

-the answer is yes

anything but Tuscan

I don't wanna see you at all this weekend, you got it?

Jennifer and I need a little alone time, haven't been physical in awhile

so i need you to hook a brother up, okay?

uhm

is that a deal?

(promise me)is so good

this is like the best, this is probably

is top

five best weed I ever smoked

hey, that's reminds me, your dad's a dick

Jennifer's a racist, that sh*t hurt my feelings, okay

yo, I don't really think they understand your profession

or you for that matter you're a complicated guy

they don't have to make fun of me, that's what I saying

I'm sorry Ben, I walk angels with that dude

-you want this

-nah, thanks, I'm good

plus you really need it more than I do anyway

sorry, dude.

[imitates explosion]

-later

-later

-outside handle

-I got it

olvier, my sweet, thanks for coming on such short notice

oh, not a problem ma'am,it's my job after all

you know what I mean?

-I sure do

-well, here's the car

-wow

this thing's super sweet

what's the need for dangerous details

if you must know I had small fling with hot young ticket

and we spread love juice on the backseat

[sniffs]

oh, I wish he were as masculine as you sweet thing

that is pretty disgusting

I'll see what I can do, when do you need it by?

Monday, my husband coming back

and he will flip his lid if he finds another man's DNA on the backseat

if you know what I mean?

-I do

you made that quite clear

Oliver you're such sweet boy

say, do you think I can get 50 bucks up front

I need to get special leather scrubbed for that interior

I love ice cream

shut the f*** up, cus I

cus I'm working today, this is supposed to be my day off

oh, that's my fault

you can find your own damn right of a party, cus I'm done doing your sh*t

yo, what's this dude's deal? is he selling ice cream or what?

you, what up? homie

this dude hella pissed, been screaming at his phone for 30 minutes

piece of sh*t, you know what? I'm done buy your ...

face makeup okay? so f you dad.

what you d*ckheads want?

yeah, hi, I know this might be a strange request

but you have a beef sticks or slim jims

this is a ice cream truck not a meat wagon

look baby D, just bust out for 'em chaco tacos

me and homie got the munchies like Mf'r right now

alright, I got three, so 6 bucks

can you give'm, dawg

I'll hit your (last night ??) paycheak

oh, sure

can you break a 50?

what the f this look like? (walmoo)???

I can't take a fifty, go get some change

can I get change for fifty?

are you buy anything here?

[chink]

yo, you little puck ass

the liquor store has the same ice cream for have to ....

[slowly]f***

you in there? ice cream driver

bummer

I was just starting to like the guy too

you know only it's takes almost 2 seconds jimmy the lock on Mercury

and another fifteen to get started

over hundred cars are stolen every weeks

most of witch never returned to their owners

what f*** did I do?

f***

operator

yeah I need to talk to my friend Benson

do you have a lastname sir?

he never told me

could you ran off a few options?

not sure I'm allowed to say

-f***

I'm f***ing high

what's the number for the cops?

that would be 911, sir.

-can you describe the vehicle?

there was a 55 Mercury.

you know the model?

-I'm not a f***ing engineer

language

it was a vintage car and have love stains in the backseat

how many of those old Mercury driving around?

you don't like the type of guy that be driving classic car

you more look like a bike guy

-are sure missing a bike?

-what?

no f*** you.

-hey

language

I wasn't riding a bike

I never learned how

so you got an incomplete childhood

-are you high?

-no

I've been cry for the stupid car

uhh

what's that in your pocket?

-it's nothing

it's a tumor

here, hold this one for me, will you?

hey, what are you ding? its not my fire

oh, my, my

look what we have here.

that's not mine

[sniffs] purple urbpall

used to smoke dupe like these back in the 80s

c'mon man, I worked hard for that.

get the f out.

wait, what about the car?

we probably won't find it, but if we hear anything

we'll give you a call.

can I get a ride?

[tires screeching]

yo, chocolate Chaco Taco.

did you see someone go down by the ice cream truck?

oh, what up? homie

you dressed mister dog

better hell you give a free treats for everyone.

do you take the car I was driving?

oh, man, you got a car?

for, you should get me a ride to state park.

no, what?

my car was stolen, did you see who took it?

I don't know.

I don't really pay a attention to things.

damn it!

hey

you seem upset.

I am

I'm f***ing pissed

my highness wearing off.

oh, you smoke?

that's cool, uh

do you wanna go burn a bar??

oh, my goodness, I'd love to.

right' on, brother.

[fake cough]

so

you've got some good sh*t?

have any sh...

I don't have any sh*t, you're the ...

you at ...

hey, my bad bro

that was a communical misunderstanding.

bu dude, we should get back at that fool for taking your weed

take his ice cream.

I should've steal the whole f'ing truck

oh, there you go big dawg.

now that is a MF'ing come up

he steals your weed and you steal his ride.

pay it forward

dumbass, he didn't even get a chaco taco .

damn it.

what the f***?

alright

take two.

sh*t, sh*t

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