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Oliver, Stoned. Page #3
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Benson, it's Oliver, I'm freaking out, I need you
uh, Mark Calloway from Texas, I have to call you back.
they have some military base on dark side of the moon.
if you pot my
sorry
machine treason, protecting mankind from
the Man
we will return shortly.
f*** man.
come on man just let me in
okay aside from terorizeing my podcast
what the hell doing in my house?
this isn't a pickup service, deliveries only
what's it to do with those girls?
they're my employees, I had to hire trusted helps for you know, my crops
why are they wearing any cloths?
they aren't trusted in 'em, it's like new jack city in here.
just, get inside.
alright, let me get this straight.
you baked out of your mind
your car gets jacked, you call the five-o
a cop beats your ass
and then you just think, hey
I'm gonna steal this ice cream truck.
this is some conspiracy theory sh*t
what if it was Jennifer
what if she set me up, no
you should put that in your show
I seriously doubt it was Jennifer, okay
hold on, are you sure your not followed?
I mean, the police know you're short on herbage.
what if it is some kinda sting operation?
-no, relax, I wasn't followed
[knocks on the door] uhhh
that was a f***ing cop knock man.
how do you know?
because it was five solid fist knock man
1 2 3 4, my sh*t
do you hate me right now?
yes
okay, just
alright, everybody act natural.
I need to find some kind of disguise.
how the hell are you?
are you diver of ice cream truck?
no, who wants to know?
me, Megan
the driver of that scooter over there.
ohhhh, sh*t
-yeah
I'm already late to work and that's my only motive transportation
Oliver
come on inside.
it's anna towala, Megan, Twilighla
so ...
so what?
did you destroy my scooter?
yeah, I did
are you okay?
no
I'm not okay.
you ran over my scooter with your ice cream truck, how I supposed to feel?
yeah, I'm having a shitty day too.
I'm supposed to fix this milf's car ....
yeah, yeah, I don't care about your problems.
just need to ride to work.
like I said,I got a lot going right now, you know so
I've got this tax return thing and the this file and it's already may
I gotta do karate, so I've got stuff
-okay, fine
we'll just file police report then.
oh, okay, uh, let's cool your jets, lady.
uh, Oliver, can I speak to you for a
second
it is exactly the opportunity that you looking for, okay
it's time to step up to the plate
there's girl out there, she needs your help
you could be her JFK
I know,she nice, she nice
but it's now's the worse time than ever to think about starting family
I mean, look at the middle east
and public schools, and the economy
I can't take her to Tuscan.
what the f*** are you talking about?
you don't start a family, you just taking here to work.
you destroy only a motive transportation
it's at least you can do
as a bonus
maybe you could (nava??)have her number
eh
-I can do that
-you can do that
so, uh, may
Megan
you?\
I'm Oliver
so do you live around here?
-yeah
I live in same apartment complex as your friend.
uhh, that explains the moped being parked there, uh?
it's a scooter.
right
so, what do you do for work?
I'm a Batista at (halls??) coffee
oh, that's sound's awesome
it's not!
and I already missed most of my shifts
you could harry up, that would be great.
oh, okay
lock it up, pedal to the metal
stop right there
-owie
it get a little a wide, it's a wide turn
what uh, what are you writing in there.
it's nothing
looks a lot of words
it's just something I'm working on
don't think you'd understand
oh, yeah, try me!
it's Veronica Mars and fiction
oh, yeah,yeah, that's a detective show
with girl form "forgetting sarah marshall"
what's it about?
well, in this one Veronica teams up with pchers
and they uncover murder mystery
and she fell in love with vivle
it's silly, but, I really like it
so I just call you for my scooter?
-yeah
I should just get your number
some kinda of rough situation here
I just lost my phone earlier today, so
again, I'm really sorry and I promise to make it up to you
just don't screw me okay?
I'll try not to.
you know what time it is? late
that's what time it is
justice
dude, you better think twice before yell at my friend Megan here
dahh
it's my turn
she's a hard worker
she's early everyday and she stays late every night
she's your f'ing anchor
you need watch it, we've got families here
you know we had the highest sales of the year, last month
are you gonna ignore the quarterly reports?
you know what, if you fire her.
you're gonna have to fire me too.
I'm so sorry, I really thought that was gonna work.
if it's any help, I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired on Monday
how that would be any help?
I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent.
don't know how you're gonna fix my scooter.
scrat...???
yo, many dude?
what can I do for you?
-are you here for business?
oh I am not really ice cream vendor
sorry, that's a bit misleading
you sitting outside of ice cream truck.
why don't you guys selling?
yeah
why aren't we selling?
ice cream for sale.
push pop.
yeah, there you go.
right
you know, boo, we're there.
there you go, ms Patrick, you stay at school.
so, how do we do?
thinking about 98 dollars
so, five more days like this and
we should be able to repair my scooter
you know you're a pretty good ice cream salesman
do you need an assistant?
I would love an assistant
if this was my real job.
but it's not
um
I supposed to detail a car today.
and it got stolen
and I was like panicking and freaked out, so I stole this truck
I'm pretty sure the person who stole
my car
was the same guy driving this truck
does that makes sense?
so you're a screw-up and a thief
yeah, just like a little bit, though
oaky
why don't we team up anyway?
we can sell some ice cream and
I'll help you find the car
I mean you don't have to do that
I can just drop you at your house
no, honestly, that's the last place I wanna be right now
plus I've seen every episode of Veronica Mars
so I'm pretty well prepared
okay
okay
so you said the guy that stole your car, was driving this ice cream truck
yeah, I'm pretty sure
why don't we go to his house and paying a little visit
okay, that's fine and dandy, but, how do you know where he lives
oh this house matches the ice cream truck pretty well
yeah, I think we found the fit
Deven
uh, yes, sorry, we're
looking for devon, have you seen him?
I haven't seen him
he's six dated years
are you blind?
woow
that's my lady, you want come inside?
I have very sexually active imagination
you both come inside
yeah, I don't think we're gonna do that
can you just tell us where's devon is, please?
I'm not telling you anything unless, you do something
for me
alright, what do want from us?
oh god, I don't want anything from you boy
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